Two years ago some cardboard was being used close to a phone plug. Three or four times the cardboard unpluged the power supply. The phone did not work these times for about an hour or two. Two years later if I don't answer due to being gone away from home, then I here about that phone doesn't work right and you need to get another one.....yada....yada.....yada. I pointed out that it had been two years and the phone was perfect and I had heard enough about the phone which works great being crazy, not working right, need to be fixed..........yada...yada...yada.
So! In logic she will not bother me about the phone anymore....she will just not call anymore......yada...yada...yada...
A microwave at one location blew its fuse because of a bad transformer.....just like it was designed to do. For ten years she was not happy unless the microwave at her home was unplugged after each use......until the wall plug wore out and I had to replace it....so she could continue to unplug it to be safe..... At the same time every other thing in the house staryed plugged in......the stove, the fridge, the freezer, the TVs, computors, waterheaters, ACs...........etc.........
Raisins grow on trees! ... my mother and I broke out in hysterical laughter. Then he retracted and said:
Well... big bushes!
Men's logic
Men out of love try their best not to be perfect and shame the women with their (men's) higher thinking powers. This is a secret that men normaly don't tell. We don't want women to feel like a doofus!
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So! In logic she will not bother me about the phone anymore....she will just not call anymore......yada...yada...yada...