Would You Be Ready For A Zombie Attack? (37)
AsleepInNJCherry Hill, New Jersey USA53 Threads 3 Polls 2,862 Poststhats what makes them so creepy. they're the undead so you can't kill them. slow them down maybe by cutting off their limbs but they just keep coming back for more. sort of like BobbyC. 
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my god a zombie, the very name scares me...
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slow movers easy i got that hell i look forward to it . fast movers would be an issue with me couse i not fast . lol
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RobertC2: Mrs Rat - I am your zombie man!
no u are most loving rat on planet,words canot say how much u mean to me...where is my whisky???
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I would settle for live and let die. As long as they are not targeting me, I would not target them.
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sweet_saucy2008: I would settle for live and let die. As long as they are not targeting me, I would not target them.
oh they would target you trust me...
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AsleepInNJ: oh they would target you trust me...
And here I thought you were cool.
Remember I am sweet_saucy. Saucy doesn't stand for hot to trot. 
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zombies like sauce.
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kanokwan: no u are most loving rat on planet,words canot say how much u mean to me...where is my whisky???
You're a sweetheart!
Here - have a glass of wine while I go and buy you a bottle of whisky - ok?
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AsleepInNJ: zombies like sauce.
Is that a proposition?
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RobertC2: You're a sweetheart!
Here - have a glass of wine while I go and buy you a bottle of whisky - ok?
u big liar,u owe me $29 still!!!my whiskey here only cost about $3 bottle,when u come & bring all zombies with u have big party here?Here - have a glass of wine while I go and buy you a bottle of whisky - ok?
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kanokwan: u big liar,u owe me $29 still!!!my whiskey here only cost about $3 bottle,when u come & bring all zombies with u have big party here?
I was trying to be nice to you - no need to get all ratty!
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Read the Zombie Survival Guide - Check
Always carring some form of hand weapon - Check (tools, I'm not a COMPLETE psycho)
Ability to open any lock - Check (locksmith)
Can disregard the fact that they used to be human - Check... and let's face it, a lot of "humans" are either zombies already or people we'd never notice or happily hit with a bat at least some of the time
Finally - could I kill a child? If it's a zombie, yes. otherwise only if it opened it's mouth (joke, I like dark humour... ask me about my jokes sometime and I can appal you)
I'll live - but some of you might be in my way.... time for a pre-emptive strike
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Please note, I'm not really this psychotic, not yet anyway. I just though that if I didn't offend you all into a flame war the remainder would find this amusing ;)
Always carring some form of hand weapon - Check (tools, I'm not a COMPLETE psycho)
Ability to open any lock - Check (locksmith)
Can disregard the fact that they used to be human - Check... and let's face it, a lot of "humans" are either zombies already or people we'd never notice or happily hit with a bat at least some of the time
Finally - could I kill a child? If it's a zombie, yes. otherwise only if it opened it's mouth (joke, I like dark humour... ask me about my jokes sometime and I can appal you)
I'll live - but some of you might be in my way.... time for a pre-emptive strike
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Please note, I'm not really this psychotic, not yet anyway. I just though that if I didn't offend you all into a flame war the remainder would find this amusing ;)
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You guys are all bigots.
Zombies are people too.
They should be treated with respect and patience, considering their disabilities.
Who knows, someday a zombie might rise up out of transylvanian obscurity to become president of the US.
If enough people believe in him, that is.
Have you hugged a zombie today?
Zombies are people too.
They should be treated with respect and patience, considering their disabilities.
Who knows, someday a zombie might rise up out of transylvanian obscurity to become president of the US.
If enough people believe in him, that is.
Have you hugged a zombie today?
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AsleepInNJ: the fast moving zombies could be a problem. what about those slow moving zombies with arms extended?
would you just drive by them and let other people take them out or would you go to lowes and get a chain saw and slash and burn them. or get your 4 wheel drive truck and drive over them?
let's face it zombies are creepier than vampires.
would you just drive by them and let other people take them out or would you go to lowes and get a chain saw and slash and burn them. or get your 4 wheel drive truck and drive over them?
let's face it zombies are creepier than vampires.
Finally,an intelligent and interesting question here.I think I'd use multiple weapons.The ones with the arms extended.."Touch me you undead maggot"..KABOOM with the shotgun!
The rest--full auto and fragmentation grenades.The male zombies could probably find girlfriends on this site.But,let's not get twisted here.I mean we have to draw the line somewhere.Better to use the shotgun-quick and relatively painless.------ This thread is Archived ------
RayfromUSA: You guys are all bigots.
Zombies are people too.
They should be treated with respect and patience, considering their disabilities.
Who knows, someday a zombie might rise up out of transylvanian obscurity to become president of the US.
If enough people believe in him, that is.
Have you hugged a zombie today?
yes i agree,surely can only be better than that GWB.hugging a zombie today?not go to grave yard yet but see what can do...Zombies are people too.
They should be treated with respect and patience, considering their disabilities.
Who knows, someday a zombie might rise up out of transylvanian obscurity to become president of the US.
If enough people believe in him, that is.
Have you hugged a zombie today?
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