Would You Be Ready For A Zombie Attack? ( Archived) (37)

Sep 29, 2009 2:56 AM CST Would You Be Ready For A Zombie Attack?
AsleepInNJ
AsleepInNJAsleepInNJCherry Hill, New Jersey USA53 Threads 3 Polls 2,862 Posts
the fast moving zombies could be a problem. what about those slow moving zombies with arms extended?

would you just drive by them and let other people take them out or would you go to lowes and get a chain saw and slash and burn them. or get your 4 wheel drive truck and drive over them?

let's face it zombies are creepier than vampires.

dunno
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Sep 29, 2009 2:59 AM CST Would You Be Ready For A Zombie Attack?
saseez
saseezsaseezlakes entrance, Victoria Australia1,590 Posts
i like the drive over thing laugh laugh then they couldnt grab me at all ewwww yuk laugh laugh
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Sep 29, 2009 3:05 AM CST Would You Be Ready For A Zombie Attack?
AsleepInNJ
AsleepInNJAsleepInNJCherry Hill, New Jersey USA53 Threads 3 Polls 2,862 Posts
yea then you could sqwish all their guts out with your tires. laugh
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Sep 29, 2009 3:06 AM CST Would You Be Ready For A Zombie Attack?
saseez
saseezsaseezlakes entrance, Victoria Australia1,590 Posts
AsleepInNJ: yea then you could sqwish all their guts out with your tires.
do zombies have guts dunno uh oh
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Sep 29, 2009 3:06 AM CST Would You Be Ready For A Zombie Attack?
In response to: the fast moving zombies could be a problem. what about those slow moving zombies with arms extended?

would you just drive by them and let other people take them out or would you go to lowes and get a chain saw and slash and burn them. or get your 4 wheel drive truck and drive over them?

let's face it zombies are creepier than vampires.
Knowing my luck i'd probably be asleep in NJ at the time....grin
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Sep 29, 2009 3:15 AM CST Would You Be Ready For A Zombie Attack?
AsleepInNJ
AsleepInNJAsleepInNJCherry Hill, New Jersey USA53 Threads 3 Polls 2,862 Posts
DjWabbet: Knowing my luck i'd probably be asleep in NJ at the time....


well maybe they'd only be looking for moveable objects at the time? dunno
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Sep 29, 2009 6:27 AM CST Would You Be Ready For A Zombie Attack?
kanokwan
kanokwankanokwanPetchabun, Northern Thailand Thailand4 Threads 1 Polls 1,984 Posts
AsleepInNJ: the fast moving zombies could be a problem. what about those slow moving zombies with arms extended?

would you just drive by them and let other people take them out or would you go to lowes and get a chain saw and slash and burn them. or get your 4 wheel drive truck and drive over them?

let's face it zombies are creepier than vampires.
sawadee ka asleep,yes after some derange emails i get,i can be ready for any deadbeat! dancing dancing
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Sep 29, 2009 7:27 AM CST Would You Be Ready For A Zombie Attack?
dillinger
dillingerdillingersexxay town, Fife, Scotland UK14 Threads 522 Posts
sadly this is an almost daily topic in the kitchen. what would be the best weapons? the best place to hole up? where to get supplies from? how to move from place to place without alerting the horde? if there was a zombie outbreak i expect we'd be the most prepared chefs on the planet.
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Sep 29, 2009 7:36 AM CST Would You Be Ready For A Zombie Attack?
In response to: the fast moving zombies could be a problem. what about those slow moving zombies with arms extended?

would you just drive by them and let other people take them out or would you go to lowes and get a chain saw and slash and burn them. or get your 4 wheel drive truck and drive over them?

let's face it zombies are creepier than vampires.


yeah i have my machete and beebee gun ready
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Sep 29, 2009 7:39 AM CST Would You Be Ready For A Zombie Attack?
Boban1
Boban1Boban1bigplace, Central Serbia Serbia144 Threads 5 Polls 18,789 Posts
AsleepInNJ: the fast moving zombies could be a problem. what about those slow moving zombies with arms extended?

would you just drive by them and let other people take them out or would you go to lowes and get a chain saw and slash and burn them. or get your 4 wheel drive truck and drive over them?

let's face it zombies are creepier than vampires.


Do Zombies need love just as we do???...grin
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Sep 29, 2009 7:42 AM CST Would You Be Ready For A Zombie Attack?
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
I bought a case of zombie repellent this morning!thumbs up and a DVD of "Don't eat the Daisies with Doris Day" that will keep them away.rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 29, 2009 7:45 AM CST Would You Be Ready For A Zombie Attack?
Polarbutterfly
PolarbutterflyPolarbutterflyunknown, Northwest Territories Canada115 Threads 9,486 Posts
Never fall asleep in NJ,zombies are
sure to eat you all up!grin
DjWabbet: Knowing my luck i'd probably be asleep in NJ at the time....
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Sep 29, 2009 7:57 AM CST Would You Be Ready For A Zombie Attack?
Raven0
Raven0Raven0Right here, Alberta Canada28 Threads 3,454 Posts
Ahem... if they are slow movers, very easy to get out of the way. Your only worry is the amount of them. Just like if you were surrounded by 1000 yorkshire terriers hell bent on killing you. Can't fight off all of them. You're gonna get bit, if not become a scoobie snack.
Best bet is to keep moving and carry one of those shovel/axes. Good for diggin and noggin' mooshing.
Fast movers, that's where I'd hole up somewhere and hope that there's some other wanna be heros about who get their kicks outta sharp-shooting the groaners.
I may run fast when terrified, but I'd rather not risk it.
That and I've no experience with a gun, so I wouldn't be very good at taking them out with one shot, I'd waste too many bullets even with a crowd of the undead. Save it for emergencies, like when one of the other survivors gets all uppity.
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Oct 1, 2009 1:03 AM CST Would You Be Ready For A Zombie Attack?
AsleepInNJ
AsleepInNJAsleepInNJCherry Hill, New Jersey USA53 Threads 3 Polls 2,862 Posts
dillinger: sadly this is an almost daily topic in the kitchen. what would be the best weapons? the best place to hole up? where to get supplies from? how to move from place to place without alerting the horde? if there was a zombie outbreak i expect we'd be the most prepared chefs on the planet.


i wonder if zombie parts could spice up your dishes? dunno
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Oct 1, 2009 1:04 AM CST Would You Be Ready For A Zombie Attack?
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
AsleepInNJ: the fast moving zombies could be a problem. what about those slow moving zombies with arms extended?

would you just drive by them and let other people take them out or would you go to lowes and get a chain saw and slash and burn them. or get your 4 wheel drive truck and drive over them?

let's face it zombies are creepier than vampires.


Are you a zombie? dunno

You don't scare me............. I'd maybe avoid you, but not go out of my way to run you over! grin
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Oct 1, 2009 1:09 AM CST Would You Be Ready For A Zombie Attack?
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
kanokwan: sawadee ka asleep,yes after some derange emails i get,i can be ready for any deadbeat!


Mrs Rat - I am your zombie man! heart wings hug
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Oct 1, 2009 1:15 AM CST Would You Be Ready For A Zombie Attack?
amahlala
amahlalaamahlalaAberdeen, South Dakota USA21 Threads 8,314 Posts
AsleepInNJ: the fast moving zombies could be a problem. what about those slow moving zombies with arms extended?

would you just drive by them and let other people take them out or would you go to lowes and get a chain saw and slash and burn them. or get your 4 wheel drive truck and drive over them?

let's face it zombies are creepier than vampires.


Slow zombies...cut off their legs and taunt them as I saunter away. Fast zombies..run them over and taunt them again as I back up and run over them again. grin
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Oct 1, 2009 1:23 AM CST Would You Be Ready For A Zombie Attack?
LibraStone
LibraStoneLibraStoneSalt Lake City, Utah USA8 Threads 187 Posts
My best time on Xbox 360 Left 4 Dead Survival: 1 hour, 58 minutes.

Bring those zombies on.
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Oct 1, 2009 1:30 AM CST Would You Be Ready For A Zombie Attack?
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
amahlala: Slow zombies...cut off their legs and taunt them as I saunter away. Fast zombies..run them over and taunt them again as I back up and run over them again.


You're mean. That's why you are laughing in your pic. I see it all now. That pic was taken after you'd run over 23 innocent zombies plus asleepinNJ - and you're so happy 'cos you ran over him six times!

I'd have run over him only four times!

I think you are really evil - but I like you lots! hug
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Oct 1, 2009 1:36 AM CST Would You Be Ready For A Zombie Attack?
LovelySerene
LovelySereneLovelySereneKansas City, Kansas USA15 Threads 1 Polls 286 Posts
for some reason no matter how fast you run, those slow zombies are somehow right behind you...or at least they are on 'Night of the living Dead'
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