CS MARATHON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( Archived) (956)

Oct 7, 2009 1:22 AM CST CS MARATHON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hallelujah
HallelujahHallelujahRovaniemi LappLand, Lapland Finland13 Threads 1,411 Posts
Olsojente: I'll contribute with a joke...

Woman Drivers

I know everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which gender you
are.

This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a
woman
In a brand new Cadillac doing 75 mph with her face up next to her rear
view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds! And
when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that
makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver , which knocked
the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten
out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell
phone away from my ear, which fell, into the coffee between my legs,
splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my
trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Darn women drivers.



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing doh grin

Good morning Olsojente....wave How are you?

Thank you for your great suportthumbs up cheering yay
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Oct 7, 2009 1:22 AM CST CS MARATHON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hallelujah: Why you wanna hold up my britches....
rolling on the floor laughing
How would I look strapped across your shoulders? help wow
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Oct 7, 2009 1:22 AM CST CS MARATHON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ziva1
Ziva1Ziva1In the middel of nowhere.., Lapland Finland60 Threads 3,813 Posts
Caribes1: Ye Ye nag nag its a nice morning.....

Stop nagging and get your self a coffee with snapps.....rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 7, 2009 1:23 AM CST CS MARATHON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
Ziva1: Ah! in that case we need suspenders and support....


I have a cunning business plan to supply CS lady members with the latest reinforced girdles to keep their cute little tummies out of sight and out of mind until they finally trap a man and all that flesh is unleashed - but TOO LATE for the poor man to escape! thumbs up dancing
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Oct 7, 2009 1:24 AM CST CS MARATHON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sujit
sujitsujitLimassol, Nicosia Cyprus12 Threads 1 Polls 142 Posts
RobertC2: G'day sujit!


No Body Inform Me Before About CS Marathon-Training-Program confused
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Oct 7, 2009 1:25 AM CST CS MARATHON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Caribes1
Caribes1Caribes1Mountains-high- in Austria, Carinthia Austria1 Threads 840 Posts
Ziva1: Stop nagging and get your self a coffee with snapps.....

Thanks no coffee only snapps......thumbs up
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Oct 7, 2009 1:26 AM CST CS MARATHON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yash124g
Yash124gYash124gEdinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK9 Threads 1 Polls 1,237 Posts
hedistuff: good morning. lifesajoy and I married today (yesterday) and now I can't sleep. go figure....


Congratulations & wish you a long and happy life together cheering

Halle, do you think I can use this thread to get a day off work?? (not that I do much anyway working for the council) rolling on the floor laughing

Note to locals reading this, I have nothing to do with the Trams!! peace
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Oct 7, 2009 1:26 AM CST CS MARATHON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hallelujah
HallelujahHallelujahRovaniemi LappLand, Lapland Finland13 Threads 1,411 Posts
saseez: Its dinner time here so im going to go and eat but a big HI to everyone ..


Hiya Saseez...wave Enjoy your dinnerthumbs up bouquet
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Oct 7, 2009 1:27 AM CST CS MARATHON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rubendario
rubendariorubendarioHartford, Connecticut USA8 Threads 1 Polls 3,278 Posts
Good morning everyone!!! 2:28AM here and I may as well get bit by a vampire!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wave wave wave grin cool
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Oct 7, 2009 1:27 AM CST CS MARATHON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ziva1
Ziva1Ziva1In the middel of nowhere.., Lapland Finland60 Threads 3,813 Posts
RobertC2: I have a cunning business plan to supply CS lady members with the latest reinforced girdles to keep their cute little tummies out of sight and out of mind until they finally trap a man and all that flesh is unleashed - but TOO LATE for the poor man to escape!


man its to early for Flesh...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 7, 2009 1:28 AM CST CS MARATHON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ziva1
Ziva1Ziva1In the middel of nowhere.., Lapland Finland60 Threads 3,813 Posts
AsleepInNJ: he wishes


Ah! its all a big DREAM........rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 7, 2009 1:29 AM CST CS MARATHON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AsleepInNJ
AsleepInNJAsleepInNJCherry Hill, New Jersey USA53 Threads 3 Polls 2,862 Posts
Ziva1: Ah! its all a big DREAM........


why do you think i'm asleep all the time? rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 7, 2009 1:29 AM CST CS MARATHON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Caribes1
Caribes1Caribes1Mountains-high- in Austria, Carinthia Austria1 Threads 840 Posts
rubendario: Good morning everyone!!! 2:28AM here and I may as well get bit by a vampire!!

Gruss Gott mr:ruben, good morning mate......handshake
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Oct 7, 2009 1:29 AM CST CS MARATHON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hallelujah
HallelujahHallelujahRovaniemi LappLand, Lapland Finland13 Threads 1,411 Posts
Yash124g: Congratulations & wish you a long and happy life together

Halle, do you think I can use this thread to get a day off work?? (not that I do much anyway working for the council)

Note to locals reading this, I have nothing to do with the Trams!!


rolling on the floor laughing Good Morning Yash124g..wave How are youbouquet
I give you a day of...you can take all the day of you wantrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing peace
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Oct 7, 2009 1:31 AM CST CS MARATHON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hallelujah
HallelujahHallelujahRovaniemi LappLand, Lapland Finland13 Threads 1,411 Posts
rubendario: Good morning everyone!!! 2:28AM here and I may as well get bit by a vampire!!


Good Morning Ruben..wave How are youbouquet
Cant sleep?laugh laugh laugh grin
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Oct 7, 2009 1:32 AM CST CS MARATHON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rubendario
rubendariorubendarioHartford, Connecticut USA8 Threads 1 Polls 3,278 Posts
Caribes1: Gruss Gott mr:ruben, good morning mate......


Whaaasup? handshake cheers thumbs up nerd typing grin
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Oct 7, 2009 1:32 AM CST CS MARATHON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ziva1
Ziva1Ziva1In the middel of nowhere.., Lapland Finland60 Threads 3,813 Posts
rubendario: Good morning everyone!!! 2:28AM here and I may as well get bit by a vampire!!


Good Morning.wave Good to see you hug Vampire!! I would rather get bit by something else....wink yay
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Oct 7, 2009 1:33 AM CST CS MARATHON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hallelujah
HallelujahHallelujahRovaniemi LappLand, Lapland Finland13 Threads 1,411 Posts
YouMeUs: But the pages are building up fast!


Thats the less you gota hold up...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 7, 2009 1:34 AM CST CS MARATHON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Caribes1
Caribes1Caribes1Mountains-high- in Austria, Carinthia Austria1 Threads 840 Posts
rubendario: Whaaasup?

I had a dream about a strange, red cardunno confused
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Oct 7, 2009 1:34 AM CST CS MARATHON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ziva1
Ziva1Ziva1In the middel of nowhere.., Lapland Finland60 Threads 3,813 Posts
AsleepInNJ: why do you think i'm asleep all the time?


Its a man thing then grin " I had a dream"rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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