I know everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which gender you are.
This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman In a brand new Cadillac doing 75 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds! And when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver , which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear, which fell, into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
Ziva1: Ah! in that case we need suspenders and support....
I have a cunning business plan to supply CS lady members with the latest reinforced girdles to keep their cute little tummies out of sight and out of mind until they finally trap a man and all that flesh is unleashed - but TOO LATE for the poor man to escape!
Ziva1In the middel of nowhere.., Lapland Finland3,813 posts
RobertC2: I have a cunning business plan to supply CS lady members with the latest reinforced girdles to keep their cute little tummies out of sight and out of mind until they finally trap a man and all that flesh is unleashed - but TOO LATE for the poor man to escape!
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Woman Drivers
I know everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which gender you
are.
This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a
woman
In a brand new Cadillac doing 75 mph with her face up next to her rear
view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds! And
when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that
makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver , which knocked
the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten
out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell
phone away from my ear, which fell, into the coffee between my legs,
splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my
trousers, and disconnected an important call.
Darn women drivers.
Good morning Olsojente.... How are you?
Thank you for your great suport