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Oct 12, 2009 6:33 PM CST They walk among us.....................
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada523 Threads 4,464 Posts
I stopped at Mc Donald’s and ordered some fries.
The girl behind the counter said “would you like some fries with that?”


*One day I was walking down the beach with
some friends when someone shouted....
'Look at that dead bird!'
Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?'

They walk among us!

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While looking at a house, my brother asked the
estate agent which direction was north because
he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.
She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?'
My brother explained that the sun rises in the east
and has for sometime. She shook her head and said,
'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff......'

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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria,
when we overheard an admin girl talking about the
sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach.
She drove down in a convertible, but said
she 'didn't think she'd get sunburned
because the car was moving'.

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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car
which is designed to cut through a seat belt
if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the car trunk.

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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman
with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain.
My friend said, 'Ouch! The chain must rip
out every time she turns her head!"
I had to explain that a person's nose and ear
remain the same distance apart no
matter which way the head is turned...

They Walk Among Us !

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and.
went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.
The woman there smiled and told me not to worry
because she was a trained professional and
said I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me,
'Has your plane arrived yet?'...
(I work with professionals like this.)

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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man
ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and
the cook asked him if he would like it cut
into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time
then said 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry
enough to eat 6 pieces.

They Walk Among Us!

Dumb as a box of Rocks
A VERY GOOD EXAMPLE OF THE KIND OF REPRESENTATION WE HAVE IN CONGRESS, TRUE STORY:

A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. Ms Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.
'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' she asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?'
'Nothing is easier,' he replied. 'You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track.'

'What sort of question?' asked Pelosi.
Well, you might ask, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?''
Pelosi thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, 'You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history.'
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Oct 12, 2009 6:38 PM CST They walk among us.....................
solsticemoon
solsticemoonsolsticemoonjavea, Valencia Spain64 Threads 4,504 Posts
guess they were all blondes thenrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 12, 2009 6:39 PM CST They walk among us.....................
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada523 Threads 4,464 Posts
solsticemoon: guess they were all blondes then



Watch your language! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
As I am blonde too.
Must say they will always be my favorites.

cheers
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Oct 12, 2009 6:41 PM CST They walk among us.....................
saseez
saseezsaseezlakes entrance, Victoria Australia1,590 Posts
solsticemoon: guess they were all blondes then
laugh rolling on the floor laughing wave
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Oct 12, 2009 6:42 PM CST They walk among us.....................
solsticemoon
solsticemoonsolsticemoonjavea, Valencia Spain64 Threads 4,504 Posts
hollandgirl: Watch your language!
As I am blonde too.
Must say they will always be my favorites.


And isn't it the greatest excuse for saying what we want but pretending to be a little "stupid".rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 12, 2009 6:44 PM CST They walk among us.....................
saseez
saseezsaseezlakes entrance, Victoria Australia1,590 Posts
solsticemoon: And isn't it the greatest excuse for saying what we want but pretending to be a little "stupid".

idea hey maybe i should turn blonde ...... nah i just say it anyway rolling on the floor laughing doh
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Oct 12, 2009 6:45 PM CST They walk among us.....................
saseez
saseezsaseezlakes entrance, Victoria Australia1,590 Posts
funny stuff hollandgirl thumbs up wine
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Oct 12, 2009 6:50 PM CST They walk among us.....................
solsticemoon
solsticemoonsolsticemoonjavea, Valencia Spain64 Threads 4,504 Posts
saseez: hey maybe i should turn blonde ...... nah i just say it anyway


go for it sas..givs you a great excuse for playing the dumb cardlaugh
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Oct 12, 2009 6:59 PM CST They walk among us.....................
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada523 Threads 4,464 Posts
solsticemoon: And isn't it the greatest excuse for saying what we want but pretending to be a little "stupid".


I will bring you a smart dumb blonde really they do exist here and there.
But you are soooo right we can get away with a lot. cheering
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Oct 12, 2009 7:02 PM CST They walk among us.....................
amrek
amrekamrekprineville, Oregon USA248 Posts
To funny. Thank you for the laughs
laugh
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Oct 12, 2009 7:07 PM CST They walk among us.....................
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada523 Threads 4,464 Posts
saseez: funny stuff hollandgirl


Honestly I do believe blondes have more fun I am living proof lol dancing
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