hollandgirlOPSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada4,464 posts
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
hollandgirl: A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
Blonde women always get put down, but in truth there is a dizzy woman in any crowd and most of the time they are not blondes so blondes can breathe easy. =)
There was this blonde with really long hair on the sidewalk and I said, "Wow look at that long blonde hair" to a friend. The blonde turned around and said "Thank you". It was a guy.
HealthyLivingSomewhere In, Tennessee USA4,775 posts
pastortim: There was this blonde with really long hair on the sidewalk and I said, "Wow look at that long blonde hair" to a friend. The blonde turned around and said "Thank you". It was a guy.
I wonder if he is still there and perhaps I could find this man?
Hey pastortim! Just wondering if you listen to "Nightwish"?
That was pretty nice. I personally love blondes. I think theyre very smart and nice as well. Its ironic of even think that they arent good since most of the populations of Central and NOrthern Europe are blondes and a re known for being great inventors so to all of you blonde ladies thank you that oyu exist. Youre the best!!
hollandgirlOPSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada4,464 posts
soccerfan90: That was pretty nice. I personally love blondes. I think theyre very smart and nice as well. Its ironic of even think that they arent good since most of the populations of Central and NOrthern Europe are blondes and a re known for being great inventors so to all of you blonde ladies thank you that oyu exist. Youre the best!!
soccerfan90
Thank you soccerfan. Good news, next year the best soccer coming from Africa
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She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out.
The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
Finally, a smart blonde joke.