Your very worst date ( Archived) (50)

Oct 22, 2009 9:42 AM CST Your very worst date
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
Big_John: I had a date with a lady who had a broken leg and was on crutches and she didn't tell me before I picked here up on the date. She had us run a couple errands on the date, like picking up meds at the pharmacy and going to the computer store to pickup her broken laptop.

Once the date started she told me about the nine cosmetic surgeries she had including one that recently had her losing 140 lbs of weight. Eight of the surgeries were to modify her face!

There is more, but she was too, too much for me!
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Funny, but I am sorry to hear that, John. Ouch. hug
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Oct 22, 2009 9:43 AM CST Your very worst date
druidess6308: The last time I shared, I killed the thread. Let's just say, yep, I've had some really bad dates and leave it at that.
SAME HERE LOLlaugh ,
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Oct 22, 2009 9:43 AM CST Your very worst date
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
sweetowen: Aw c'mon Dru! Do tell. I've probably just killed the thread with my post.


Nah, darlin, you know enough of my history to take a guess. And I'm just not in the mood to go there today. bouquet
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Oct 22, 2009 9:47 AM CST Your very worst date
druidess6308: Nah, darlin, you know enough of my history to take a guess. And I'm just not in the mood to go there today.
bouquet
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Oct 22, 2009 9:49 AM CST Your very worst date
Big_John
Big_JohnBig_JohnOcean Springs, Mississippi USA19 Threads 9,767 Posts
druidess6308: Funny, but I am sorry to hear that, John. Ouch.


Ah, these dates bring color to our lives and enrich us! I wish I didn't have a bunch of these stories to tell! Maybe years from now I will write that internet dating 'How Not To' book.
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Oct 22, 2009 9:54 AM CST Your very worst date
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
Big_John: Ah, these dates bring color to our lives and enrich us! I wish I didn't have a bunch of these stories to tell! Maybe years from now I will write that internet dating 'How Not To' book.
laugh I think many of us could contribute to that book!
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Oct 22, 2009 9:55 AM CST Your very worst date
sweetowen
sweetowensweetowenSomewhere, Pennsylvania USA289 Threads 5 Polls 8,850 Posts
druidess6308: I think many of us could contribute to that book!


In a HEARTBEAT!! laugh
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Oct 22, 2009 9:58 AM CST Your very worst date
Desolate2
Desolate2Desolate2Hartford Area, Connecticut USA1 Threads 12 Posts
I went out w/ this guy & we were hanging out his house when his wife popped up! He said they were separated, but apparently living in the same house, but he still wouldn't tell her I was there. I had to go to the bathroom a few hrs later & the only way to get to it was to walk passed her in the living room. His bedroom was right next to the attic so he put a bucket in there & I had to sneak & do my business while he went downstairs & talked to her to distract from my creaky footsteps above her head lol. Needless to say we didn't see each other again.


doh
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Oct 22, 2009 10:01 AM CST Your very worst date
Big_John
Big_JohnBig_JohnOcean Springs, Mississippi USA19 Threads 9,767 Posts
Desolate2: I went out w/ this guy & we were hanging out his house when his wife popped up! He said they were separated, but apparently living in the same house, but he still wouldn't tell her I was there. I had to go to the bathroom a few hrs later & the only way to get to it was to walk passed her in the living room. His bedroom was right next to the attic so he put a bucket in there & I had to sneak & do my business while he went downstairs & talked to her to distract from my creaky footsteps above her head lol. Needless to say we didn't see each other again.


This is just too weird!
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Oct 22, 2009 10:02 AM CST Your very worst date
sweetowen
sweetowensweetowenSomewhere, Pennsylvania USA289 Threads 5 Polls 8,850 Posts
Desolate2: I went out w/ this guy & we were hanging out his house when his wife popped up! He said they were separated, but apparently living in the same house, but he still wouldn't tell her I was there. I had to go to the bathroom a few hrs later & the only way to get to it was to walk passed her in the living room. His bedroom was right next to the attic so he put a bucket in there & I had to sneak & do my business while he went downstairs & talked to her to distract from my creaky footsteps above her head lol. Needless to say we didn't see each other again.


UNBELIEVABLE!!! uh oh doh
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Oct 22, 2009 10:03 AM CST Your very worst date
The sad thing about getting older is, I can see a bad date before it gets started.
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Oct 22, 2009 10:05 AM CST Your very worst date
Big_John
Big_JohnBig_JohnOcean Springs, Mississippi USA19 Threads 9,767 Posts
NAKEDMUDPEOPLE: The sad thing about getting older is, I can see a bad date before it gets started.


I agree. I know I can tell within a few seconds whether or not I will like the person, but the date will last quite a bit longer than that!
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Oct 22, 2009 10:05 AM CST Your very worst date
sweetowen
sweetowensweetowenSomewhere, Pennsylvania USA289 Threads 5 Polls 8,850 Posts
NAKEDMUDPEOPLE: The sad thing about getting older is, I can see a bad date before it gets started.


LOL!! I have to agree. I think our intuition is stronger. laugh
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Oct 22, 2009 10:06 AM CST Your very worst date
sweetowen
sweetowensweetowenSomewhere, Pennsylvania USA289 Threads 5 Polls 8,850 Posts
Big_John: I agree. I know I can tell within a few seconds whether or not I will like the person, but the date will last quite a bit longer than that!


I was thinking about that last night. Within the first 5 minutes, I knew I wanted to leave! I spent the next 1/2 hour pretending to be interested in his rambling on & on about himself & trying to figure out how I was going to get out of there. roll eyes
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Oct 22, 2009 10:07 AM CST Your very worst date
sweetowen: LOL!! I have to agree. I think our intuition is stronger.

True, but now and then I have to give it a try. I will always hope.
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Oct 22, 2009 10:07 AM CST Your very worst date
Polarbutterfly
PolarbutterflyPolarbutterflyunknown, Northwest Territories Canada115 Threads 9,486 Posts
Oh my goodness!uh oh
Desolate2: I went out w/ this guy & we were hanging out his house when his wife popped up! He said they were separated, but apparently living in the same house, but he still wouldn't tell her I was there. I had to go to the bathroom a few hrs later & the only way to get to it was to walk passed her in the living room. His bedroom was right next to the attic so he put a bucket in there & I had to sneak & do my business while he went downstairs & talked to her to distract from my creaky footsteps above her head lol. Needless to say we didn't see each other again.
bouquet
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Oct 22, 2009 10:13 AM CST Your very worst date
sweetowen
sweetowensweetowenSomewhere, Pennsylvania USA289 Threads 5 Polls 8,850 Posts
NAKEDMUDPEOPLE: True, but now and then I have to give it a try. I will always hope.


That was why I went last night. I was already kinda doing the eye-rolling when he called & texted me repeatedly, before we went out.

I just sat there thinking, "Do you not HEAR yourself & how negative you are??"
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Oct 22, 2009 10:16 AM CST Your very worst date
Big_John
Big_JohnBig_JohnOcean Springs, Mississippi USA19 Threads 9,767 Posts
sweetowen: I was thinking about that last night. Within the first 5 minutes, I knew I wanted to leave! I spent the next 1/2 hour pretending to be interested in his rambling on & on about himself & trying to figure out how I was going to get out of there.


Maybe this speed dating thing has its place in our lives....I wonder if their are speed dating events locally here?
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Oct 22, 2009 10:16 AM CST Your very worst date
Desolate2
Desolate2Desolate2Hartford Area, Connecticut USA1 Threads 12 Posts
sweetowen: UNBELIEVABLE!!!


Yea! & what stinks was up until than I was having like the most fun I ever had out with a guy! Allll the way up until I had to pee in a bucket in a freezing attic lol
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Oct 22, 2009 10:24 AM CST Your very worst date
sweetowen
sweetowensweetowenSomewhere, Pennsylvania USA289 Threads 5 Polls 8,850 Posts
Desolate2: Yea! & what stinks was up until than I was having like the most fun I ever had out with a guy! Allll the way up until I had to pee in a bucket in a freezing attic lol


That is just amazing!! I'm literally speechless over that one! What a total LOSER!!!
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