Big_John: I had a date with a lady who had a broken leg and was on crutches and she didn't tell me before I picked here up on the date. She had us run a couple errands on the date, like picking up meds at the pharmacy and going to the computer store to pickup her broken laptop.
Once the date started she told me about the nine cosmetic surgeries she had including one that recently had her losing 140 lbs of weight. Eight of the surgeries were to modify her face!
druidess6308: Funny, but I am sorry to hear that, John. Ouch.
Ah, these dates bring color to our lives and enrich us! I wish I didn't have a bunch of these stories to tell! Maybe years from now I will write that internet dating 'How Not To' book.
Big_John: Ah, these dates bring color to our lives and enrich us! I wish I didn't have a bunch of these stories to tell! Maybe years from now I will write that internet dating 'How Not To' book.
I went out w/ this guy & we were hanging out his house when his wife popped up! He said they were separated, but apparently living in the same house, but he still wouldn't tell her I was there. I had to go to the bathroom a few hrs later & the only way to get to it was to walk passed her in the living room. His bedroom was right next to the attic so he put a bucket in there & I had to sneak & do my business while he went downstairs & talked to her to distract from my creaky footsteps above her head lol. Needless to say we didn't see each other again.
Desolate2: I went out w/ this guy & we were hanging out his house when his wife popped up! He said they were separated, but apparently living in the same house, but he still wouldn't tell her I was there. I had to go to the bathroom a few hrs later & the only way to get to it was to walk passed her in the living room. His bedroom was right next to the attic so he put a bucket in there & I had to sneak & do my business while he went downstairs & talked to her to distract from my creaky footsteps above her head lol. Needless to say we didn't see each other again.
Desolate2: I went out w/ this guy & we were hanging out his house when his wife popped up! He said they were separated, but apparently living in the same house, but he still wouldn't tell her I was there. I had to go to the bathroom a few hrs later & the only way to get to it was to walk passed her in the living room. His bedroom was right next to the attic so he put a bucket in there & I had to sneak & do my business while he went downstairs & talked to her to distract from my creaky footsteps above her head lol. Needless to say we didn't see each other again.
Big_John: I agree. I know I can tell within a few seconds whether or not I will like the person, but the date will last quite a bit longer than that!
I was thinking about that last night. Within the first 5 minutes, I knew I wanted to leave! I spent the next 1/2 hour pretending to be interested in his rambling on & on about himself & trying to figure out how I was going to get out of there.
Desolate2: I went out w/ this guy & we were hanging out his house when his wife popped up! He said they were separated, but apparently living in the same house, but he still wouldn't tell her I was there. I had to go to the bathroom a few hrs later & the only way to get to it was to walk passed her in the living room. His bedroom was right next to the attic so he put a bucket in there & I had to sneak & do my business while he went downstairs & talked to her to distract from my creaky footsteps above her head lol. Needless to say we didn't see each other again.
sweetowen: I was thinking about that last night. Within the first 5 minutes, I knew I wanted to leave! I spent the next 1/2 hour pretending to be interested in his rambling on & on about himself & trying to figure out how I was going to get out of there.
Maybe this speed dating thing has its place in our lives....I wonder if their are speed dating events locally here?
Yea! & what stinks was up until than I was having like the most fun I ever had out with a guy! Allll the way up until I had to pee in a bucket in a freezing attic lol
Desolate2: Yea! & what stinks was up until than I was having like the most fun I ever had out with a guy! Allll the way up until I had to pee in a bucket in a freezing attic lol
That is just amazing!! I'm literally speechless over that one! What a total LOSER!!!
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Once the date started she told me about the nine cosmetic surgeries she had including one that recently had her losing 140 lbs of weight. Eight of the surgeries were to modify her face!
There is more, but she was too, too much for me!
Funny, but I am sorry to hear that, John. Ouch.