Your very worst date (50)
sweetowenSomewhere, Pennsylvania USA289 Threads 5 Polls 8,850 PostsI think I'd have 'accidentally' missed the bucket... 
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sweetowen: I think I'd have 'accidentally' missed the bucket...
I didn't think of that, but I think I would have been the one to come out looking embarrassed! lol
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Big_John: I had a date with a lady who had a broken leg and was on crutches and she didn't tell me before I picked here up on the date. She had us run a couple errands on the date, like picking up meds at the pharmacy and going to the computer store to pickup her broken laptop.
Once the date started she told me about the nine cosmetic surgeries she had including one that recently had her losing 140 lbs of weight. Eight of the surgeries were to modify her face!
There is more, but she was too, too much for me!
Once the date started she told me about the nine cosmetic surgeries she had including one that recently had her losing 140 lbs of weight. Eight of the surgeries were to modify her face!
There is more, but she was too, too much for me!
for some reason your date's crutches and the facial surgeries remind me of the movie "Deuce Bigelow: European Gigolo"
don't ask me why!
I don't know! 
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explorador: how old were you?
i don't see what's bad or gross about it,
he liked you so much, he was overexcited,
maybe haven't had anyone for a long time.
i am sure he could go on if you wanted more
i don't see what's bad or gross about it,
he liked you so much, he was overexcited,
maybe haven't had anyone for a long time.
i am sure he could go on if you wanted more
I was 30..., he was younger, I think between 25-27...We didn't stop seeing each other, he wanted to make it up to me for that first impression... and I really liked him. But he still had problems with premature ejac...and he was embarrassed by it.
What I meant by "gross" is me being descriptive here...not a very pleasant image, believe me.
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Just a few days ago, I had a long distance contact (UK) from another dating site. We exchanged few information and pics of ours and then kept talking over telephone and chat. So I flew to UK soon after. At our meet I greeted her with flower and chocolate and soon we liked each other. After a while, we went for lunch and I felt she had hidden some of her pasts. I asked her, but she didn't answer and kept me in dark. We didn't meet again, but talked. After my return, I revealed she was divorced and had two kids. She pretended to be never married and never talked about kids. I didn't tell her any thing. Still we have a lean contact over internet. Recently she said she is getting married. I wished her and she requested me to marry soon. I actually appreciate her endeavours for a relation.
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OK I'm going to tell of a date I had where I was the idiot.
I met this young lady in a yahoo chatroom and we chatted a few times and as we were fairly local to each other decided to go out to dinner. I had been up early that day and worked hard all day but I guess I thought I was some kind of a superman and could pull off a late first date. I met her at the restaurant and while she looked very different from her pic she was just as attractive. We had a nice dinner and afterward I asked her if she would like to go to my place and watch a movie. She reluctantly agreed and followed me home in her car. I put on a movie which I liked but it was in black & white and probably not a movie she would choose to watch. While sitting on the couch I'm embarrassed to say I knodded out. I woke with a shart and looked at her and could see by her expression that this date was over. I appologised and told her I had been up from an early hour but the damage was done. I was too embarrassed to ever call her again.
I met this young lady in a yahoo chatroom and we chatted a few times and as we were fairly local to each other decided to go out to dinner. I had been up early that day and worked hard all day but I guess I thought I was some kind of a superman and could pull off a late first date. I met her at the restaurant and while she looked very different from her pic she was just as attractive. We had a nice dinner and afterward I asked her if she would like to go to my place and watch a movie. She reluctantly agreed and followed me home in her car. I put on a movie which I liked but it was in black & white and probably not a movie she would choose to watch. While sitting on the couch I'm embarrassed to say I knodded out. I woke with a shart and looked at her and could see by her expression that this date was over. I appologised and told her I had been up from an early hour but the damage was done. I was too embarrassed to ever call her again.
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I guess nobody else is willing to admit they screwed up.
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In response to: This may have been done before. And if so, I apologize. We've all had those "dates from he**". C'mon people... fess up. What's the absolute worst one you've been on?
Went on date he slept in Restuarant and his armpits were stinking
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pretty79: Went on date he slept in Restuarant and his armpits were stinking
He smelled like a hot-dog cart where everything was spoiled?
Did he snore?
I went out on a date, with this really hot guy, but he had horrendous manners...he liked to pick his nose, regardless if we were in public or just the two of us...and we went to this italian restaurant, Sunday evening, place was packed... and he is sitting there picking his nose, his index finger was so high up I thought he was trying to find his cerebellum through his nose...I was speechless but pretended that I didn't see him and kept on reading the menu...that is until I saw this older gentleman sitting at the table across from ours...his fork was midway to his mouth, and he was plainly staring at my date...shock, disgust, wide-eyed... I had to kick him under the table and tell him to stop picking his nose, that people were staring...and he stopped like a little boy...
We stayed friends, with the occasional benefit...I was not going to be embarrassed by him out in public...he also used to fall asleep at any party, club, even with his own friends...holding his beer or glass...Hopeless! But when he was awake he was fun
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OUTRAGEOUS: He smelled like a hot-dog cart where everything was spoiled?
Did he snore?I went out on a date, with this really hot guy, but he had horrendous manners...he liked to pick his nose, regardless if we were in public or just the two of us...and we went to this italian restaurant, Sunday evening, place was packed... and he is sitting there picking his nose, his index finger was so high up I thought he was trying to find his cerebellum through his nose...I was speechless but pretended that I didn't see him and kept on reading the menu...that is until I saw this older gentleman sitting at the table across from ours...his fork was midway to his mouth, and he was plainly staring at my date...shock, disgust, wide-eyed... I had to kick him under the table and tell him to stop picking his nose, that people were staring...and he stopped like a little boy...
We stayed friends, with the occasional benefit...I was not going to be embarrassed by him out in public...he also used to fall asleep at any party, club, even with his own friends...holding his beer or glass...Hopeless! But when he was awake he was fun
Did he snore?I went out on a date, with this really hot guy, but he had horrendous manners...he liked to pick his nose, regardless if we were in public or just the two of us...and we went to this italian restaurant, Sunday evening, place was packed... and he is sitting there picking his nose, his index finger was so high up I thought he was trying to find his cerebellum through his nose...I was speechless but pretended that I didn't see him and kept on reading the menu...that is until I saw this older gentleman sitting at the table across from ours...his fork was midway to his mouth, and he was plainly staring at my date...shock, disgust, wide-eyed... I had to kick him under the table and tell him to stop picking his nose, that people were staring...and he stopped like a little boy...
We stayed friends, with the occasional benefit...I was not going to be embarrassed by him out in public...he also used to fall asleep at any party, club, even with his own friends...holding his beer or glass...Hopeless! But when he was awake he was fun
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