whaaat: sure would be happy to see u asleep would even sing u a lullaby till u fall asleep
Awww that's nice ........ but I have a new rule for women who like to watch me sleep. They have to hold my doo-da with their left hand and my doo-das with their right, continuously while I sleep.
Because the last one stole my bloody wallet ......
RDM59: Awww that's nice ........ but I have a new rule for women who like to watch me sleep. They have to hold my doo-da with their left hand and my doo-das with their right, continuously while I sleep.
Because the last one stole my bloody wallet ......
Have you been reading scouser jokes? thats par for the course when you sleep with a scouse bird
solsticemoon: Have you been reading scouser jokes? thats par for the course when you sleep with a scouse bird
I heard that joke yonks ago, and it was put as a story of what happened between Sean Connery and LuLu after they had met on the Parkinson show. So it was two Scots originally, but I hear LuLu gets around a bit .....
Saw the photos of you all with Robert ..... bet that was good laugh. But why were you all wearing black ? It looked like you were all in mourning .......
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don't think colour would matter at the beginning, my eyes would only be on u 24/7