3 Wives ( Archived) (19)

Nov 3, 2009 8:28 AM CST 3 Wives
Three men married wives from different countries. The first man married a woman from China . He told her that she was to do their dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clea n house and dishes washed and put away.



The second man married a woman from Italy . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.



The third man married a girl from England . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.


hehehehelaugh wink
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Nov 3, 2009 8:32 AM CST 3 Wives
solsticemoon
solsticemoonsolsticemoonjavea, Valencia Spain64 Threads 4,504 Posts
Damn..I like that onerolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing hug
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Nov 3, 2009 8:34 AM CST 3 Wives
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
solsticemoon: Damn..I like that one


I didn't find it funny..............I still canb't see properly even though the swelling's gone down! conversing moping help
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Nov 3, 2009 8:36 AM CST 3 Wives
solsticemoon
solsticemoonsolsticemoonjavea, Valencia Spain64 Threads 4,504 Posts
RobertC2: I didn't find it funny..............I still canb't see properly even though the swelling's gone down!


you should have just shut up n done as u were told then Robert!devil
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Nov 3, 2009 8:37 AM CST 3 Wives
solsticemoon: you should have just shut up n done as u were told then Robert!
hehe ahhhhh Rob r u ok ? hehe wave wave
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Nov 3, 2009 8:40 AM CST 3 Wives
solsticemoon
solsticemoonsolsticemoonjavea, Valencia Spain64 Threads 4,504 Posts
Nuliiiiiii: hehe ahhhhh Rob r u ok ? hehe


I blame his mother...she should have taught him not to answer back!rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 3, 2009 8:42 AM CST 3 Wives
solsticemoon: I blame his mother...she should have taught him not to answer back!
I totaly agree . Mothers ehcomfort comfort grin
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Nov 3, 2009 8:55 AM CST 3 Wives
Maybe I should Remainhelp


SINGLE

grin uh oh
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Nov 3, 2009 9:01 AM CST 3 Wives
HotrodLarrys: Maybe I should Remain SINGLE
grin tongue
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Nov 3, 2009 9:55 AM CST 3 Wives
Goddess4u
Goddess4uGoddess4uThe Capital, Greater London, England UK15 Threads 3,131 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 3, 2009 9:57 AM CST 3 Wives
cgedvr
cgedvrcgedvrSo. Cal, California USA40 Threads 2,088 Posts
Cute, but now I know I'm sick, this made me hot for the English babe!!
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Nov 3, 2009 11:03 AM CST 3 Wives
cgedvr: Cute, but now I know I'm sick, this made me hot for the English babe!!
laugh laugh
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Nov 3, 2009 11:09 AM CST 3 Wives
urs_crony
urs_cronyurs_cronyBellevue, Nebraska USA4 Posts
Lol..I wonder what will happen incase with Indian wife..there won't be blind eye case but man will be taking orders from wife from very first day very dilligently ..
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Nov 3, 2009 11:22 AM CST 3 Wives
urs_crony: Lol..I wonder what will happen incase with Indian wife..there won't be blind eye case but man will be taking orders from wife from very first day very dilligently ..
Dammittttttttttt thats where i went wrong tongue tongue grin
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Nov 17, 2009 7:08 PM CST 3 Wives
scousedon
scousedonscousedonLiverpool, Cheshire, England UK14 Threads 4 Polls 1,643 Posts
This English woman was not from Liverpool was she?
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Nov 17, 2009 7:12 PM CST 3 Wives
rubendario
rubendariorubendarioHartford, Connecticut USA8 Threads 1 Polls 3,278 Posts
Good one Nuli!!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing applause cheering applause head banger peace bouquet
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Nov 17, 2009 7:14 PM CST 3 Wives
boredguy
boredguyboredguydublin, Kildare Ireland33 Threads 1 Polls 1,788 Posts
....laugh rolling on the floor laughing i like it....
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Nov 17, 2009 7:33 PM CST 3 Wives
scousedon
scousedonscousedonLiverpool, Cheshire, England UK14 Threads 4 Polls 1,643 Posts
boredguy: .... i like it....


I agree she is the queen of the jokes on this site.
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Nov 17, 2009 7:36 PM CST 3 Wives
hopefloats
hopefloatshopefloatsSlim's Lady, Tennessee USA51 Threads 6,660 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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