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Aug 3, 2006 8:52 PM CST Picking pockets...
carebear01
carebear01carebear01Mt. Dora, Florida USA48 Threads 3,918 Posts
"What is in the pockets or purse of the person above you."
rolling on the floor laughing
Oh no! not that......really!
blushing
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Aug 3, 2006 8:58 PM CST Picking pockets...
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
She had lipstick, makeup, a whoopee cushion, a dead frog on a keychain, two letters from a mail strip club wanting her dues paid.

Oh! and a unwrapped snicker bar with a gum wrapper stuck to it.
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Aug 3, 2006 8:58 PM CST Picking pockets...
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
She had lipstick, makeup, a whoopee cushion, a dead frog on a keychain, two letters from a mail strip club wanting her dues paid.

Oh! and a unwrapped snicker bar with a gum wrapper stuck to it.
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Aug 3, 2006 9:00 PM CST Picking pockets...
carebear01
carebear01carebear01Mt. Dora, Florida USA48 Threads 3,918 Posts
Hey, and i want my dead frog keychain back
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing tongue
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Aug 3, 2006 9:02 PM CST Picking pockets...
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
Sorry, I didn't think you would miss it.
blushing
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Aug 3, 2006 9:03 PM CST Picking pockets...
carebear01
carebear01carebear01Mt. Dora, Florida USA48 Threads 3,918 Posts
Keys a wallet and some crumbled up phone numbers...
banana
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Aug 3, 2006 9:05 PM CST Picking pockets...
carebear01
carebear01carebear01Mt. Dora, Florida USA48 Threads 3,918 Posts
I gave you my whoopie cushion...
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 3, 2006 9:07 PM CST Picking pockets...
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
I only need one good number!


She has a purse full old paper clips, old rubber bands, and a craft book on how to build a man out of old paper clips and old rubber bands.tongue
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Aug 3, 2006 9:08 PM CST Picking pockets...
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
that whoopee cushion had a hole in it.crying
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Aug 3, 2006 9:10 PM CST Picking pockets...
Clearskiez80
Clearskiez80Clearskiez8022 Threads 355 Posts
Rilly's pockets contain the keys to unlock the meaning of life
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Aug 3, 2006 9:15 PM CST Picking pockets...
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
In his back pocket is a book on "How to get along with CS people".

Thanks, clear!
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Aug 3, 2006 9:25 PM CST Picking pockets...
Clearskiez80
Clearskiez80Clearskiez8022 Threads 355 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing hmmm..let me see here...yes..page 5.."how to make sure u only piss off the 20% who everyone else dislikes" yes..yess
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Aug 3, 2006 9:31 PM CST Picking pockets...
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 3, 2006 9:32 PM CST Picking pockets...
Maggalicious
MaggaliciousMaggaliciousBerlin, Wisconsin USA19 Threads 1,101 Posts
Keys, loose change, and a little black book full of really nice girls...........
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Aug 3, 2006 9:36 PM CST Picking pockets...
iRon12345
iRon12345iRon12345Tempe, USA35 Threads 2,473 Posts
I would never get in to a ladies purse. But if I did she would have cash, credit cards and a noterized paper saying I could use them as I see fit. Drinks are on me cool
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Aug 3, 2006 9:38 PM CST Picking pockets...
Maggalicious
MaggaliciousMaggaliciousBerlin, Wisconsin USA19 Threads 1,101 Posts
I don't carry a purse, you'll have to get more personal!rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 3, 2006 9:41 PM CST Picking pockets...
Maggalicious
MaggaliciousMaggaliciousBerlin, Wisconsin USA19 Threads 1,101 Posts
No make up for this girl, it called natural beauty darlin! And about that tissue, I need it likew a whole in the head! I have enough breast to share with all sorts of people..........rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 3, 2006 9:43 PM CST Picking pockets...
iRon12345
iRon12345iRon12345Tempe, USA35 Threads 2,473 Posts
Ok the cash, credit cards and a noterized paper saying I could use them as I see fit is in your pocket? Remember drinks are on me.cheers
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Aug 3, 2006 9:44 PM CST Picking pockets...
Maggalicious
MaggaliciousMaggaliciousBerlin, Wisconsin USA19 Threads 1,101 Posts
I'll drink you into bankruptcy baby! Watch out.........
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Aug 3, 2006 9:44 PM CST Picking pockets...
Unionjoe
UnionjoeUnionjoeMedia, Pennsylvania USA48 Threads 760 Posts
Hey whats this? Rubber gloves and vaseline?

Now thats not nice..... rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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