The third word (938)

Jun 16, 2010 5:24 PM CST The third word
EssJay
EssJayEssJayDevon, England UK63 Threads 3,340 Posts
MayAzalea: A few months are names
April, May, June for these dames
May is handy for a poetry line
And here the day is sunny and fine


Months go by so fast
the seasons never seem to last
Spring and Autumn are for me the best
summer and winter put me to the test.
Jun 17, 2010 9:35 AM CST The third word
MayAzalea
MayAzaleaMayAzaleaLeicester, Leicestershire, England UK16 Threads 1,128 Posts
EssJay: Months go by so fast
the seasons never seem to last
Spring and Autumn are for me the best
summer and winter put me to the test.



By the time this weekend has passed
And Monday is here, time goes so fast
It will be the longest day
And summer will begin to fade away
Jun 17, 2010 11:47 AM CST The third word
haunebu2
haunebu2haunebu2Broadstairs, Kent, England UK4 Threads 1,910 Posts
MayAzalea: By the time this weekend has passed
And Monday is here, time goes so fast
It will be the longest day
And summer will begin to fade away


Time is but a passing phase
and tick tock goes the clock
If I don't get my live in 38DD's
soon - Aggy n Kim will knock

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Jun 17, 2010 12:40 PM CST The third word
EssJay
EssJayEssJayDevon, England UK63 Threads 3,340 Posts
haunebu2: Time is but a passing phase
and tick tock goes the clock
If I don't get my live in 38DD's
soon - Aggy n Kim will knock



But Mr H you are a tease
Aggy and Kim are sure to please
Enjoy yourself,but still keep looking
You'll soon find someone to do your cooking
Jun 17, 2010 1:54 PM CST The third word
haunebu2
haunebu2haunebu2Broadstairs, Kent, England UK4 Threads 1,910 Posts
EssJay: But Mr H you are a tease
Aggy and Kim are sure to please
Enjoy yourself,but still keep looking
You'll soon find someone to do your cooking


H is for Hawker, Hornby, Haunebu's and Ham.
I'm into all those, but I want more than this,
I'll just have to smilin and look for my Ma'am
but meanwhile I write here, only takin the Pi$$
Jun 17, 2010 3:51 PM CST The third word
MayAzalea
MayAzaleaMayAzaleaLeicester, Leicestershire, England UK16 Threads 1,128 Posts
haunebu2: H is for Hawker, Hornby, Haunebu's and Ham.
I'm into all those, but I want more than this,
I'll just have to smilin and look for my Ma'am
but meanwhile I write here, only takin the Pi$$



For many a day H has looked for a maid
Does he want her for cleaning or just to get laid
Perhaps he should an advert put
Into the post office - there's a price cut
Jun 17, 2010 6:50 PM CST The third word
EssJay
EssJayEssJayDevon, England UK63 Threads 3,340 Posts
MayAzalea: For many a day H has looked for a maid
Does he want her for cleaning or just to get laid
Perhaps he should an advert put
Into the post office - there's a price cut



A while now May he has been looking
desperate he is for someone to do his cooking
He really must try harder to find
a housekeeper who is incredibly kind.comfort
Jun 18, 2010 1:41 AM CST The third word
MayAzalea
MayAzaleaMayAzaleaLeicester, Leicestershire, England UK16 Threads 1,128 Posts
EssJay: A while now May he has been looking
desperate he is for someone to do his cooking
He really must try harder to find
a housekeeper who is incredibly kind.



Now I'm a-wondering if he has tried
Those meals on wheels - are any fried?
T'would save him a-cooking & no pots to wash
'N' I don't think they'd be a lotta dosh
laugh
Jun 18, 2010 4:29 AM CST The third word
haunebu2
haunebu2haunebu2Broadstairs, Kent, England UK4 Threads 1,910 Posts
MayAzalea: Now I'm a-wondering if he has tried
Those meals on wheels - are any fried?
T'would save him a-cooking & no pots to wash
'N' I don't think they'd be a lotta dosh


On looking at these ladies taking the pi$$ out of me
I suppose one being a ghost and neither of thee
will come to his rescue and cook something for He
Even if the week's board and lodging is free
so He will keep lookin for his willing big tit laydee
to come, socialise do housework and etcetera with HE

With apologies to Stratford's Bill WaggleDagger laugh laugh
Jun 18, 2010 7:36 AM CST The third word
MayAzalea
MayAzaleaMayAzaleaLeicester, Leicestershire, England UK16 Threads 1,128 Posts
haunebu2: On looking at these ladies taking the pi$$ out of me
I suppose one being a ghost and neither of thee
will come to his rescue and cook something for He
Even if the week's board and lodging is free
so He will keep lookin for his willing big tit laydee
to come, socialise do housework and etcetera with HE

With apologies to Stratford's Bill WaggleDagger



At reading his notes up above I think
He's tired of being at yon kitchen sink
Just trying to be helpful that's all I am doing
While I wait for my tea in yon pot that's a'brewing
Jun 18, 2010 9:20 AM CST The third word
haunebu2
haunebu2haunebu2Broadstairs, Kent, England UK4 Threads 1,910 Posts
MayAzalea: At reading his notes up above I think
He's tired of being at yon kitchen sink
Just trying to be helpful that's all I am doing
While I wait for my tea in yon pot that's a'brewing


Of what I can gather it now seems to me
You ladies now poeting here, came after HE
I too have a brew on but now need to see
if the kettles boled so I can pour my Tea

Apologies to Bill W

Nazdrovye H wine
Jun 18, 2010 9:25 AM CST The third word
haunebu2
haunebu2haunebu2Broadstairs, Kent, England UK4 Threads 1,910 Posts
MayAzalea: At reading his notes up above I think
He's tired of being at yon kitchen sink
Just trying to be helpful that's all I am doing
While I wait for my tea in yon pot that's a'brewing


Back within the rules

His notes I tell you, are thought up on the spot
so plagiarise or think ahead then, HE does not
Jun 18, 2010 2:20 PM CST The third word
EssJay
EssJayEssJayDevon, England UK63 Threads 3,340 Posts
haunebu2: Back within the rules

His notes I tell you, are thought up on the spot
so plagiarise or think ahead then, HE does not



I shall say no more
you will be pleased
For May and myself
we will stop the tease.....laugh
Jun 18, 2010 3:03 PM CST The third word
haunebu2
haunebu2haunebu2Broadstairs, Kent, England UK4 Threads 1,910 Posts
EssJay: I shall say no more
you will be pleased
For May and myself
we will stop the tease.....


Why do that as it makes a nice time
to see both you May, and Ess jay
increase the mind useage with rhyme
rather than only words, day after day
so come on girls please continue to play
Jun 19, 2010 2:52 AM CST The third word
MayAzalea
MayAzaleaMayAzaleaLeicester, Leicestershire, England UK16 Threads 1,128 Posts
haunebu2: Why do that as it makes a nice time
to see both you May, and Ess jay
increase the mind useage with rhyme
rather than only words, day after day
so come on girls please continue to play




That we will do if you want it that way
Sure EssJ won't mind and nor does May
The sun here is bright so out I will go
Enjoy the fresh air and paint in a mo'
Jun 19, 2010 3:04 AM CST The third word
haunebu2
haunebu2haunebu2Broadstairs, Kent, England UK4 Threads 1,910 Posts
MayAzalea: That we will do if you want it that way
Sure EssJ won't mind and nor does May
The sun here is bright so out I will go
Enjoy the fresh air and paint in a mo'



Will thy do today as thou do see fit
Other matters my attention do need as yet
Model makers help needed so I provide it
and done when I am, will then place Lotto bet

Apologies to Willy Waggledagger :-) rolling on the floor laughing
Jun 19, 2010 3:51 AM CST The third word
MayAzalea
MayAzaleaMayAzaleaLeicester, Leicestershire, England UK16 Threads 1,128 Posts
haunebu2: Will thy do today as thou do see fit
Other matters my attention do need as yet
Model makers help needed so I provide it
and done when I am, will then place Lotto bet

Apologies to Willy Waggledagger :-)



Do you build models of boats or of planes?
Others will be glad of any help they gain
My grandson builds models of the last war
They're light for gifts as he lives quite far
Jun 19, 2010 4:09 AM CST The third word
haunebu2
haunebu2haunebu2Broadstairs, Kent, England UK4 Threads 1,910 Posts
MayAzalea: Do you build models of boats or of planes?
Others will be glad of any help they gain
My grandson builds models of the last war
They're light for gifts as he lives quite far


Build models of Planes do I but not boats
I supply, drawings, write articles and notes
A website explains more for more serious folks
Jun 19, 2010 4:27 AM CST The third word
haunebu2
haunebu2haunebu2Broadstairs, Kent, England UK4 Threads 1,910 Posts
leisure07: bit busy this weekend

Oh dear what a shame :-) laugh
but you're too old for the Goddess anyway Grin tongue grin
Jun 19, 2010 4:32 AM CST The third word
leisure07
leisure07leisure07birmingham, West Midlands, England UK29 Threads 1 Polls 7,059 Posts
haunebu2: Oh dear what a shame :-)
but you're too old for the Goddess anyway Grin
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