.... and today.... I CRIED !!! (5)
gotta love the little ones and already as a little girl she knows what to do to keep a man quiet.....very smart girl..... tell her Santa will send some over night..... ------ This thread is Archived ------
bapsineurope: gotta love the little ones and already as a little girl she knows what to do to keep a man quiet.....very smart girl..... tell her Santa will send some over night.....
well... lets not get carried away....
the duct tape thing is MY idea.... most of us do not need it (tho unfortunately some do)... on the other hand there is no better woman than one who's mouth is duct taped... for it is common knowledge that NONE of yall can keep the damn thing shut !!!
oh... well im just proud she's learning.... at least i can say that there is hope that there will at least be ONE chick on this earth that's not completely psycho !!!
too bad for the guys tho... cos this one CANT be dated.... unless you really have such disregard for your safety !!!
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seekndestroy: well... lets not get carried away....
the duct tape thing is MY idea.... most of us do not need it (tho unfortunately some do)... on the other hand there is no better woman than one who's mouth is duct taped... for it is common knowledge that NONE of yall can keep the damn thing shut !!!
oh... well im just proud she's learning.... at least i can say that there is hope that there will at least be ONE chick on this earth that's not completely psycho !!!
too bad for the guys tho... cos this one CANT be dated.... unless you really have such disregard for your safety !!!
the duct tape thing is MY idea.... most of us do not need it (tho unfortunately some do)... on the other hand there is no better woman than one who's mouth is duct taped... for it is common knowledge that NONE of yall can keep the damn thing shut !!!
oh... well im just proud she's learning.... at least i can say that there is hope that there will at least be ONE chick on this earth that's not completely psycho !!!
too bad for the guys tho... cos this one CANT be dated.... unless you really have such disregard for your safety !!!
Got to keep an eye on those Pre school boys, you know how they get.
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tainogirl: Got to keep an eye on those Pre school boys, you know how they get.
well... you know what they say.... never too early to learn.....!!
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i was taking the lil to school and i asked her what her xmas present wish list was and so she told me:
barbie house (pretty standard)
webkins (whatever the hell that is)
Nintedo DS (ok... kinda cool)
books (cos she's gonna be edumacated as opposed to her dad)
and then she shocked me... she said:
"i want a roll of duct tape"
a roll of duct tape? what for?.....
"so i can tape your mouth shut" ...
HOW CAN SOMETHING SO LITTLE BRING SOOOO MUCH JOY IN SUCH A SHORT STATEMENT?????? im still all choked up about it
... and then the kicker...
oh and i also want a quad and a helmet and a new gun !!!!
After that, i could no longer hold it in ... a single tear rolled down my eye... yes, just one !!!! but if anyone asks it was cos i was laughing so hard !!!