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Dec 10, 2009 7:16 PM CST AH THE IRISH !!!
pirate151
pirate151pirate151Houston, Texas USA15 Threads 171 Posts
AH THE IRISH!!!!

Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a
single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen
brother, the other five continue playing standing up.

Michael O'Conner looks around and asks, 'Oh, me boys, someone got's to tell Paddy's wife. Who will
it be?'

They draw straws. Paul Gallagher picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle,
don't make a bad situation any worse.
'Discreet??? I'm the most discreet Irishmen you'll ever meet. Discretion is me middle name. Leave
it to me.'



Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door. Mrs. Murphy answers, and asks what he
wants.

Gallagher declares, 'Your husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come home.'

'Tell him to drop dead!', says Murphy's wife..
'I'll go tell him.' says Gallagher.
roll eyes kiss
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Olsojente
OlsojenteOlsojenteOslo/Zadar, Oslo Norway51 Threads 5 Polls 5,070 Posts
laugh
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Dec 10, 2009 9:57 PM CST AH THE IRISH !!!
paws2
paws2paws2Anytown, Ontario Canada22 Threads 2 Polls 115 Posts
Thanks for that. Made my day.
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