Phone conversations i've had..... (8)
ha ha she is going to kill you for sticking that up 
stevepoppy: While on the phone one evening to my girlfriend (of barely 2 weeks)...we were talking for about 5 mins about our days, weather etc....when i noticed quite a loud scraping sound coming from her end.
When i could ignore it no longer i asked what the noise was and she said.....'Oh i'm just removing the hard skin from the soles of my feet'.... i couldn't help but say 'EEEEWWWWHH' .....and she said...'well...you DID ask' and went back to work on the barnacles...was just wondering if anyone else has a similar story....
When i could ignore it no longer i asked what the noise was and she said.....'Oh i'm just removing the hard skin from the soles of my feet'.... i couldn't help but say 'EEEEWWWWHH' .....and she said...'well...you DID ask' and went back to work on the barnacles...was just wondering if anyone else has a similar story....
Just as well she didn't notice the squelching noises coming from youre end!
stevepoppy: While on the phone one evening to my girlfriend (of barely 2 weeks)...we were talking for about 5 mins about our days, weather etc....when i noticed quite a loud scraping sound coming from her end.
When i could ignore it no longer i asked what the noise was and she said.....'Oh i'm just removing the hard skin from the soles of my feet'.... i couldn't help but say 'EEEEWWWWHH' .....and she said...'well...you DID ask' and went back to work on the barnacles...was just wondering if anyone else has a similar story....
are you still with her?When i could ignore it no longer i asked what the noise was and she said.....'Oh i'm just removing the hard skin from the soles of my feet'.... i couldn't help but say 'EEEEWWWWHH' .....and she said...'well...you DID ask' and went back to work on the barnacles...was just wondering if anyone else has a similar story....
blipper2000: are you still with her?
no....are you interested 
stevepoppy: While on the phone one evening to my girlfriend (of barely 2 weeks)...we were talking for about 5 mins about our days, weather etc....when i noticed quite a loud scraping sound coming from her end.
When i could ignore it no longer i asked what the noise was and she said.....'Oh i'm just removing the hard skin from the soles of my feet'.... i couldn't help but say 'EEEEWWWWHH' .....and she said...'well...you DID ask' and went back to work on the barnacles...was just wondering if anyone else has a similar story....
When i could ignore it no longer i asked what the noise was and she said.....'Oh i'm just removing the hard skin from the soles of my feet'.... i couldn't help but say 'EEEEWWWWHH' .....and she said...'well...you DID ask' and went back to work on the barnacles...was just wondering if anyone else has a similar story....
this proves my granny was right
some things are best done behind a closed door (and not on the phone either) and let the man guess how you look so groomed and goregous 
Once, mid Monday morning, my female friend rang to see how I was now that the kids were gone back to school. The only problem was that, having the house to myself for the first time in a few days, I was in the middle of "something".
After a few minutes, she asked was doing, as I sounded a little odd on the phone.
I told her I was on the upstairs computer, at which point she said "but you only really use that when you're...." then she fell silent for a few seconds and went "eeeewwww MIKE".
Now, she texts to see what I'm at before she rings me...
After a few minutes, she asked was doing, as I sounded a little odd on the phone.
I told her I was on the upstairs computer, at which point she said "but you only really use that when you're...." then she fell silent for a few seconds and went "eeeewwww MIKE".
Now, she texts to see what I'm at before she rings me...
mcneillm: Once, mid Monday morning, my female friend rang to see how I was now that the kids were gone back to school. The only problem was that, having the house to myself for the first time in a few days, I was in the middle of "something".
After a few minutes, she asked was doing, as I sounded a little odd on the phone.
I told her I was on the upstairs computer, at which point she said "but you only really use that when you're...." then she fell silent for a few seconds and went "eeeewwww MIKE".
Now, she texts to see what I'm at before she rings me...
After a few minutes, she asked was doing, as I sounded a little odd on the phone.
I told her I was on the upstairs computer, at which point she said "but you only really use that when you're...." then she fell silent for a few seconds and went "eeeewwww MIKE".
Now, she texts to see what I'm at before she rings me...
this really does not surprise me
you are a riot
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When i could ignore it no longer i asked what the noise was and she said.....'Oh i'm just removing the hard skin from the soles of my feet'.... i couldn't help but say 'EEEEWWWWHH' .....and she said...'well...you DID ask' and went back to work on the barnacles...was just wondering if anyone else has a similar story....