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WARNING: HIGHLY DANGEROUS SUBSTANCE

Element: Woman
Symbol: Wo
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic mass: Accepted at 53.6 kg, has been known to vary from 40 to 200 kg.
Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Surface usually covered with painted film
2. Boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason
3. Melts if given special treatment
4. Bitter if incorrectly used
5. Found in various states ranging from virgin to common ore
6. Yields to pressure applied to correct points

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

1. Has great affinity to gold, silver and a range of precious stones
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no reason
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases with saturation in alcohol
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man

COMMON USES

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2. Can be a great aid in relaxation
3. Very effective cleaning agent

TESTS

1. Pure specimen turns a rosy pink when discovered in natural state
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen

POTENTIAL HAZARDS

1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
2. Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with one another.


Dr. Uvbinad


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24/11 ’94 0483 401412 Ranger Oil uk

To: Derek Wilde

From: The Institute For Hazardous Materials Studies; Dr Uvbinad

Re: Highly Dangerous Substances

HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION BULLETIN

WOMAN: A chemical Analysis

Element: Woman
Symbol: Wo
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 53·6kg but know to vary between40 and 200kg.
Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

Surface usually covered with painted film;
Boils at nothing, freezes without known reason;
Melts if given special treatment;
Bitter if incorrectly used;
Found in various states ranging from virgin to common ore;
Yields to pressure applied to correct points.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

Has a great affinity to gold, silver and a range of precious stones;
Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances;
May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no reason;
Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases with saturation in alcohol;
Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USES

Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars;
Can be a great aid in relaxation;
Very effective cleaning agent.

TESTS

Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state;
Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

POTENTIAL HAZARDS

Highly dangerous except in experienced hands;
Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with one another.

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