dude.... dont tell her that....!!!!! all anyone has to do is sneak in and go to town .... so long as you dont talk she probably wont be able to tell the difference !!!!!
Oh,,I see,,,,hmmm,,, this is a job for the wing man.
Should I at least try to make a buzzing noise??? bzzzzzzzz bzzzzzzz
seekndestroy: no dude.... shes a chick if she things you are a mosquitoe she may freak out and then you'll never get yours....just be a silent killer.... go in get out and go get a beer.... if you are quiet she wont even realize anything happened..... she'll just think she had a wet dream or something....
seekndestroy: hey.....if Turkish boy over there can do a thread like this and get 2 pages worth of responses why cant i???????and at least i speak decent English..... plus i can also give it to ya in Spanish if you prefer!!!!!and no... i aint paying for your freaking trip... you'd be lucky if i let you spend the night at my place (depends on performance)but i do promise you'll at least get "something" out of the deal......
seekndestroy: sorry bro..... wrong equipment !!!!! but hey if you ever make up here, i know where the left handed batters hang out at i'll call you a cab !!!!!
Thats like playing in the NFL and walking onto the field with a football bat!
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that's right ... and there is no rule that says those dreams cant be wet !!!!!!!