whiteflash Forum Posts (193)

RE: no need pharmacy>>>IF,

If one dont go to pharmacy,,it dont matter about itamacy,,







click,,click,,,waa waa now go to drug store,,for,,,



















diapers!

Headlines

Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?


Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter


This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.

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I just couldn't help but sending this along. Too funny.


Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says


No crap, really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers


Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death



No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant


See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace


I can see where it might have that effect!


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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile


Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?
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RE: The Blues

It took me a minute to find the name of this song. "The logical song" by supertramp, but I figured it out. I have it on my PC now,,soon to be on a CD,,lol,,cranked up in my living room..
Thank you,,,
Its an oldie,,but a goodie.

RE: Tell Us Your Nicest and Worst Kissing Experiance

If you do that,,,i assure you,,,,that you will get plenty of kisses.
No man can resist...

RE: Tell Us Your Nicest and Worst Kissing Experiance

One song comes to mind.




I have had a great kisses b4. Whan it is cold out,,it seems a nice warm kiss feels soooo much better.

RE: Things That Make You Go AHHHHHHH

A long drink of cold beer on a hot night,,,,, makes you go ahhhhhh.

RE: How to stay in shape?

12 ounce curls regularly.

RE: DO SOME OF US TAKE THE FORUMS TOO SERIOUSLY

Ok,I got one.
Can you spell and say "image" and then say,, "light bulb"?
















I,,,M,,,A,,,G,,,E,, Light bulb!

RE: Sleepwalking

Here's an idea,,, ,,, Maybe you could write yourself a note to clean up after yourself,,and maybe do the dishes ,,laundry and some vacuming.

RE: When u open up a profile of a person what do u look at first?

naughty girl,,,, You have to talk to them first b4 you can see-----------> da Butt.

RE: Im looking for chicks that wanna come here on vacation and get a lil some some!!!

Who,,where,,what???

RE: Im looking for chicks that wanna come here on vacation and get a lil some some!!!

I tried to help out while you was gone,,,but these women are getting restless.
They dont just want a little somtin, somtin,, but a whole lota somtin ,,somtin
They are gona get back in line 2 or three times,,,, ,, whew,,,where's the captain morgan????

RE: Im looking for chicks that wanna come here on vacation and get a lil some some!!!

Most of them have not turned it down,,,,

I'll bet there are a few women,,,,

that would ,,,,,love to have some ,,, captain crunch for breakfast,

RE: Im looking for chicks that wanna come here on vacation and get a lil some some!!!

Hmmmm,,, Maybe he's out test firing his new heat seeking moisture missle,,,, wt,,, lee,, and not stuck in the mud!

RE: Im looking for chicks that wanna come here on vacation and get a lil some some!!!

Be gentle with me girl,,,, Wow I like the sound of that.

RE: Im looking for chicks that wanna come here on vacation and get a lil some some!!!

Oh no,,, Thats why I am labled the wing man, not good at running the show,,,,,,

RE: Im looking for chicks that wanna come here on vacation and get a lil some some!!!

Not you Lee,,,but SOB's ,,,lol,,, I turn my back for one minute and you forget about the wing man.

RE: Im looking for chicks that wanna come here on vacation and get a lil some some!!!

There is no money involved,,,but the benifits will be through the roof.

Just find an opening and jump in,,,,,

RE: Im looking for chicks that wanna come here on vacation and get a lil some some!!!

There's a few girls already on there way. I don't know what there saying,,,but does it matter?

RE: Im looking for chicks that wanna come here on vacation and get a lil some some!!!

If he takes that offer,,Im out of here!

I may be the wing man,,but not them fairy type wings.

RE: Im looking for chicks that wanna come here on vacation and get a lil some some!!!

Are you sure,, ,,she seems like a wild one. Im too innocent for her,,,you might need to take this one on yourself and make an example out of her. I will take notes and give you beers.
Maybe Lee can give you a hand,,,

RE: Im looking for chicks that wanna come here on vacation and get a lil some some!!!

Hi todger,,,,.

RE: Im looking for chicks that wanna come here on vacation and get a lil some some!!!

You meant "ON",,,, So ,,huh,,peed on the floor again ,,,

RE: Im looking for chicks that wanna come here on vacation and get a lil some some!!!

Captain Morgan,,,spiced,,100 proof. I"ll move it up to 15-20.
Hope you did all that figuring right.

RE: Im looking for chicks that wanna come here on vacation and get a lil some some!!!

sweet,,,,,I think lee volenteered for a wing woman,,, Ya know there's gone be at least one in the group that is a little curious.
Lee????

RE: Im looking for chicks that wanna come here on vacation and get a lil some some!!!

Woops,,meant this for SnD. where's my beer???

RE: Im looking for chicks that wanna come here on vacation and get a lil some some!!!

I had to step ut for a minute,but Im back now. Wow is it a bus load,boat load or a plane load???

I'll be there for you,, I'll do what I can to help a brother out of a jam.

But 10-15 a day is my limit,,I have to save a little for the girl I was planning on bringing with me,,,whew!!!

Were gona need some supplies too!

RE: Im looking for chicks that wanna come here on vacation and get a lil some some!!!

Tearing up my ear,your words are not really clear... yap,,yap,,,,


I liked it,,,

RE: Im looking for chicks that wanna come here on vacation and get a lil some some!!!

You go girl,,,

RE: Im looking for chicks that wanna come here on vacation and get a lil some some!!!

Are you refering to the wing man???

I could be wrong!