whiteflash Forum Posts (193)

RE: Another great quote!!

I was wt a girl once that decided she was gona make some mac n cheese from the box. She put everything from the box in boiling water,--->noodles , milk and cheese mix.

I did all the cooking after that. (She sure was pretty though!)

RE: Do Pickup Lines really work ?If so lets hear them!

After buying a girl in the bar a few drinks, she came and sat with me. I noticed she had them pants on that come with holes already in them.
A little later that night,,, I told her I couldnt get my mind off that hole in her pants..

She really liked that line.. took me home and gave me a closer look.
True story,,,,

RE: The Reverand Lush is here

Father,,, without opening your profile ,,you look alot like Conan Obrian,,

Is that you Conan????

As your bar tender,Im thinking about quiting,, nobodys order a drink in days,,and no tips,,,

RE: alright Younger Ladies 18-25 ...Why no Love? LOL

Where??? All I see is a hot young lady..

Oh,,,,hmmmmm,,, you wasnt talking to me.

RE: alright Younger Ladies 18-25 ...Why no Love? LOL

Hi dimples,,,,

Well who cares about the low ratings from ppl. But I noticed this option several weeks ago and I found I have 3 women rate me a ten. Wow,,, and many under that also.

I have been seriously talking to one of them because of this. We are getting along great and talking about meeting soon.

Im saying,, dont let the low ratings bother you but leaving it on could be a good thing.

RE: The Reverand Lush is here

Im sure you meant organ players.

Ok we need some exspierienced organs players. Please come forward if you are interested.

RE: The Reverand Lush is here

Father??? Dont we need someone on the organ???? Maybe 2 would be ok in case one gets tired.

RE: The Reverand Lush is here

Well thats a job for security but ok,,,

SSB where are you?? Could you step to the back and assume the position!
Just doing my job..

RE: The Reverand Lush is here

Psssst,,, shhhh,,, here's a little something to take the edge off.

RE: The Reverand Lush is here

Nuliiiiii, here is your Drambuie wt crushed ice,,,,, enjoy.

RE: The Reverand Lush is here

Oh,, crap,,, I forgot.

Step aside please... Ladies here are your drinks,,,, there on me since I was lost for as moment..

RE: The Reverand Lush is here

Second pew from the back,,, I need a bud light please. Where's the collection tray??

RE: The Reverand Lush is here

LMAO read me like a book,,,

RE: The Reverand Lush is here

Yess,,,yes,, I do,,,,,,but it is also a magical apron. When I lift it,, I will see sunshine under there. Or is what I have heard.

RE: The Reverand Lush is here

Father,,,Can I borrow your apron???

RE: when nose hairs get too long, they should be..........

I do that,, but one at a time, less painfull that way. But must be carefull where you do this. It looks like you are picking your nose.

RE: Guys do you remember your first love...

Not really first love but,,
When I was young the nieghbor girl,same age,same grade school and classes would come and get me ,,to play.
We did some silly things together,,dancing in peoples yards,throwing apples and sneaking into ppls pools for a swim.
Well one day ,,she showed me hers and I showed her mine.
We was way too young to know what the heck we was doing. But it was fun.
We grew up togehter all through high school. I have seen her several times since.
I make her blush when I bring this up,,,,she remembers as well as me.
From my childhood its the only thing that I still like to play with. Well,,hmmm,,, I still like throwing apples and swimming.

RE: MALE Order....

Is the OP still here?

RE: Mail Order Catalog--Quality Men for sale at Bargain Prices

Where's the manager, my bride is already complaining.

I cant read the fine print,, . What do we do now???

RE: Mail Order Catalog--Quality Men for sale at Bargain Prices

Milanda::::tongue:

Good night! Or is it morning??? Wow !

RE: Mail Order Catalog--Quality Men for sale at Bargain Prices

Milanda: I have conformation number,,,you are mine.

You will like the mitten. I will see you soon!

RE: Mail Order Catalog--Quality Men for sale at Bargain Prices

Back By Popular Demand.Come one Come all.
We also Have a few Quality Women or Brides for sale..


Well its late and I want Milanda,,, she has no choice..Its self serve at this time..

I want her boxed and shipped first class to me door. ASAP.

Visa #: 696969696966996 exp 02/12

I will take good care of her,,feed her well and teach her the new things. Just do it!!!!

RE: Mail Order Catalog--Quality Men for sale at Bargain Prices

I can make swiss fondue.

RE: Mail Order Catalog--Quality Men for sale at Bargain Prices

Wheres the staff??? Did I mis something? where am I??

RE: Mail Order Catalog--Quality Men for sale at Bargain Prices

Oh no! I just looked at your original post, thought you said you needed to clean Your pipes.

Its still funny, that I remember this.

RE: Mail Order Catalog--Quality Men for sale at Bargain Prices

You know what I am talking about ,,from a thread a long time ago!!!
You thought it was a decoration.

RE: Mail Order Catalog--Quality Men for sale at Bargain Prices

Its the purple decoration on the toilet.

RE: Mail Order Catalog--Quality Men for sale at Bargain Prices

Well,just got out of shower and need to go. I will be back late and might no shape to bid.(hope I can controll myself)
If I had a choice---> Milanda,,bettyB,Lanleygirl(I think is it) or Krisha,( one of my X wives.) But there are so many others??
Poor Milanda,,, 12 hours time dif, might not have a chance.
I would consider Sunshine again if she promises not to leave claw marks on me.
See you around midnight.Im not for sale till I get back and I am going to the bank now, so I might be doing the buying.
Dimples: Be sure to Save yourself till I get back,plz.

RE: devasted

There was another girl form the same area last week,,about the same time, that had sad story to tell.
Maybe there having a competition. Who can be the sadest,,sorryest.
I fell for it the first time!!
Isnt that sad???
I need to be compensated.
BTW I have a six pack,, and can paint a little.

RE: THE ALL NEW MAIL ORDER GROOM AND BRIDE CATALOG PART2

If there is another. I think the hired help should not be off limits.
Like the window washer.