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Pick Up Lines ( Archived) (68)

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#1
Aug 16, 2006 9:33 PM CST Pick Up Lines
me2uflowers
me2uflowersme2uflowers78 Threads 1,024 Posts
me2uflowersOP1,024 posts
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
laugh laugh laugh
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#2
Aug 16, 2006 9:34 PM CST Pick Up Lines
mach25
mach25mach25196 Threads 4,392 Posts
mach254,392 posts
rolling on the floor laughing
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#3
Aug 16, 2006 9:35 PM CST Pick Up Lines
angeldevil1
angeldevil1angeldevil115 Threads 1,695 Posts
angeldevil11,695 posts
nice shoes lolrolling on the floor laughing
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#4
Aug 16, 2006 9:35 PM CST Pick Up Lines
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
RillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA13,003 posts
Like my new Pick up truck.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


oh! thats not what you meant!
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#5
Aug 16, 2006 9:36 PM CST Pick Up Lines
fabs_4000
fabs_4000fabs_4000White Rock, British Columbia Canada44 Threads 2,381 Posts
fabs_4000White Rock, British Columbia Canada2,381 posts
girl walking away from failed pick up attempt. Baby I hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave!
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#6
Aug 16, 2006 9:37 PM CST Pick Up Lines
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
RillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA13,003 posts
You and my truck both have good rear ends.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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#7
Aug 16, 2006 9:38 PM CST Pick Up Lines
me2uflowers
me2uflowersme2uflowers78 Threads 1,024 Posts
me2uflowersOP1,024 posts
I f I could re write the alphabet I'd put you and I together
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#8
Aug 16, 2006 9:41 PM CST Pick Up Lines
fabs_4000
fabs_4000fabs_4000White Rock, British Columbia Canada44 Threads 2,381 Posts
fabs_4000White Rock, British Columbia Canada2,381 posts
excuse me, is your daddy a meat burgler, cuz it looks like someone stole 2 fine hams and stuffed them down the back of your dress!!! And SLAP!!! I deserved that one!!rolling on the floor laughing
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#9
Aug 16, 2006 9:44 PM CST Pick Up Lines
me2uflowers
me2uflowersme2uflowers78 Threads 1,024 Posts
me2uflowersOP1,024 posts
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.wink wink
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#10
Aug 16, 2006 9:45 PM CST Pick Up Lines
fabs_4000
fabs_4000fabs_4000White Rock, British Columbia Canada44 Threads 2,381 Posts
fabs_4000White Rock, British Columbia Canada2,381 posts
without you my love I am like a flower without the sun...
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#11
Aug 16, 2006 9:48 PM CST Pick Up Lines
me2uflowers
me2uflowersme2uflowers78 Threads 1,024 Posts
me2uflowersOP1,024 posts
Are you from Tennessee, because your the only 10 I see. blushing blushing
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#12
Aug 16, 2006 9:50 PM CST Pick Up Lines
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
RillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA13,003 posts
At KFC "Can I look at your thighs and breasts."
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#13
Aug 16, 2006 9:51 PM CST Pick Up Lines
mach25
mach25mach25196 Threads 4,392 Posts
mach254,392 posts
where is your wings, lost them on the way down?laugh
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#14
Aug 16, 2006 9:52 PM CST Pick Up Lines
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
RillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA13,003 posts
At a drive through "If this is the pickup window, what are you doing tonight?"
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#15
Aug 16, 2006 9:53 PM CST Pick Up Lines
me2uflowers
me2uflowersme2uflowers78 Threads 1,024 Posts
me2uflowersOP1,024 posts
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?wink wink
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#16
Aug 16, 2006 9:54 PM CST Pick Up Lines
fabs_4000
fabs_4000fabs_4000White Rock, British Columbia Canada44 Threads 2,381 Posts
fabs_4000White Rock, British Columbia Canada2,381 posts
wow baby those pants are tight!! how do you get into them, can I start by buying you a drink!!!
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#17
Aug 16, 2006 9:56 PM CST Pick Up Lines
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
RillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA13,003 posts
Hey! You got a burger with that shake.
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#18
Aug 16, 2006 9:57 PM CST Pick Up Lines
diogenes
diogenesdiogenesLongview, Texas USA69 Threads 7 Polls 4,761 Posts
diogenesLongview, Texas USA4,761 posts
Here I am!

What are your other two wishes?
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#19
Aug 16, 2006 9:57 PM CST Pick Up Lines
fabs_4000
fabs_4000fabs_4000White Rock, British Columbia Canada44 Threads 2,381 Posts
fabs_4000White Rock, British Columbia Canada2,381 posts
yes, I'll have a muff burger with a side of thighs
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#20
Aug 16, 2006 10:00 PM CST Pick Up Lines
me2uflowers
me2uflowersme2uflowers78 Threads 1,024 Posts
me2uflowersOP1,024 posts
Do you believe in love at first sight or would you like me
to walk by again?
Hi, my name is Linda, how do you like me so far?
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