Stuuuuuuuuupid Irish Jokes (24)

I love this one ..an oldie but a good one.. and i robbed from DG....That makes it special ...


The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are THE Seven
Dwarfs,
they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack.
'Dopey, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?'
Dopey asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in
Rome?'
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and
answers. 'No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome.'
In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling.
Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.
Dopey turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of
Europe?'
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, 'No
Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe.'
This time all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again,
Dopey

turns around and silences them with an angry glare.
Dopey turns back and says, 'Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns any
where
in
the world?'
'I'm sorry my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.'
The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding
the
floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting

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'Dopey screwed a penguin!' ' Dopey screwed a penguin!'

irish father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
The man said, "I do irish father." The irish priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the irish priest asked the second man, "Do you want to got to heaven?" "Certainly, irish father," was the man's reply. "Then stand over there against the wall," said the irish priest. Then irish father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?" O'Toole said, "No, I don't irish father." The irish priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?" O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now.

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