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All you have to do is post the stupidist of stupid Irish Jokes!!
I'll go first!!
Paddy Englishman, Paddy Irishman and Paddy Scotsman are on a skyscraper building site, they work right at the top and every day since work began they get the same ham sandwiches for lunch, they are all sick and tired of the same crap sandwiches that their wives make for them and so they sign a pact, if they get ham sandwiches again they will jump off the building, leaving a note for their wives explaining their plight. Sure enough the following day they open their lunchboxes to find ham sandwiches, so they write their suicide notes and jump. Hours later their distraught wives are reading the notes, the Englishmans wife says "If only he'd said, i'd have done something different" The Scotsmans wife agrees "Aye, if only he'd a said summat", the irishmans wife looks perplexed, "I don't understand" she says............... "He made his own sandwiches".
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