funny old boats (4)

There were two twins called Joe and John.
Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat, it just so happened that Johns wife died on the same day that Joes boat sank.
An old woman walking on the harbour mistaking Joe for John was offering her sympathies and how terrible you must feel for your devestating loss.
Joe thinking she was talking about the boat said, "the fact is im glad to be rid of her,she was a rotten old thing from the begining, her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like an old dead fish, she was always losing her water, she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty huge hole in the front too everytime i used her the hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy.
i guess what finished her off was when i rented her to those four guys looking for a good time for the weekend, i warned them that she wasnt very good but they wanted to use her anyhow and were willing to pay, the fools all tried to get in her at the same time and split her right down the middle"
at this point the old lady fainted