my quarter on the broken wing spent money in the guns of brixton while we lit our candlebox and had an elephant talk with the plateau of the gods. i cant decide which i hate more.
There was once two icons named Lenny and Mike who where the best of friends until one night Mike feel in love with a crazy danceing banana.
When he told his friend Lenny, Lenny was shocked and then busted out laughing and laughed and laughed some more. Mike of course didnt understand what the hell was so funny?
When Lenny came to he told Mike how stupid he was for doing it with a banana....This pissed Mike off and he left after cussing out his once best friend Lenny....Lenny was hurt ...he just lost his best friend to a .....Banana
Weeks went by and he didnt hear nothing from Mike first he was angry but soon started to drink to for get, one night after drinking a little to much A idea hit him from somewhere...He will kill that dam banana and all will be right again
ask the person in yer seat why he sits there, does the planet really tenf to resolve my emotions. yer presence exist? maybe a good flumcaster with a hoedown can doo you good
I sang my song to the toliet fish as they rung the swollow bells in grand nookies kitchen for the last time. It makes no sense but is my last pillow rot the one you can listen to.
I rang the bell but as I was no one said and suddenly jason appeared, so a scotch and some chronic asked the mail man, why is our scourn proverbs so, as if they where gonna slang dicky wongs in the festerd areas !
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