dont ask fly paper why silly string amuses the retarted kids. the wildflower that descends in a soil situation, become like melting ice-cream on a sunny day.
drunk as I may be, I can still make sense of the nothingness of my own idiosynchrosies that desparingly seem to intimidate the immoral sober lunatics, yet I march on with the power of sensationalists on the night of there defeat, like a blind deer into the headlights of destiny I march on as every one has before and everyone after me will, so I pack my bowl with a pipe of oats and take an oath: "Do not dispair the Federal Government is near"!
Heres an m for you you are my friend, and another m for you and you and you, now look how many mmms I have put together for you do you think we are Maticulous Morons yet? May we Mentally Mame our selves? Did you see our big M we have posted in our yard? Do the blues and reds and k,s and h's know about our nice pretty m. Oh no the F G knows, goodness gracious we must call the Big Bouche Ball man the king of our hidden M. What he does not know us? Golly we must do something, to late the F G has found us, golly if only I had a little ms when I need it. But ms got scared and ran to the F G now we our truly Magnotized. Yet my M was just an act of desperation in a truly senseless act of insanity, yet I babble on, like I have importantly informed the abcs the incourrent hypocry of xyzs cant you see? Why cannot my babble set me free? Goodness got to go see, are they hacing, jacking, yes I am free of what I see. Babble I may with lots to say, better go pray, its going to be a sunny day?
I once listened to a fart and it explained to me why the burp is liked more. I passed the knowledge on to the stomach cramps that blamed the Appendix for all that was wrong!
I asked the lord of the rings to let me hold one. He did but it only caused me extreme happiness so I gave it to the dwarf that beat Harry Potter up and took his broom, silly witch!
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