ok, I read the cookie crumbs in the basement. And it means that the rubberband man that lives in the que tip well dance on the cheese forever...Whew!! thank the flying pigs, it had nothing to do with the evil donut.
As I was eating my hamburger flakes I noticed an elephant chasing two mice down the mountain while the bedbugs sat on lawnchairs enjoying the specticle. Man do fly farts stink!!
LOL, so are you Yes i know a fly flew by just now and farted in my ear causeing me to sneeze out a gremlin. i asked him what year it was? and he yelled back tuesday as he ran looking up at the ground. And oh yeah you tell them bed bugs i want the keys to my hotdog back.
Causie sleds floored the arena, did that rabbit go slower and slower as the turtle approached the square silo in the corner of the mag wheel hung below as the brick exploded in the mind of the goat at the dawn of the apple bergade, its all in a bladders day of noney chuckles basement in southern dixey.
Bark bark said the chicken, as he ran sitting in his chair.
This of course scared the toast which quickly laid a egg, on seeing this the sleeping pop bottle screamed igloo!!!!
What's happening thought the tampon as she read the cookie crumbs, on the basement floor. Was this carmel sign the donut was going to bring gifts!!??? There was silence, while the loud music played in the back ground. As the tampon feared for the worst and tomato cheese. And some where in the distance a fart fly laughed...... TOOT!!!
Shutup!!! yelled micky mouse's evil twin, as he stared lovingly at his reflickion in the eternal darkness which was his wife. Why should we listen to a tampon, cookie crumbs have no rights!!! Screamed David Letterman as he continued to eat the gunk under the fridge. What about the brick exploding in the mind of the goat!!!??? screamed back the tampon as it jiggled around a bit. The donut will come...it will bring gifts....the mouse smiled and said dance if you must but tootie rolls are not for dinner.
dont worry, my massive hemmorage has been getting better. the ski lodge was so crowded i found myself drinking in a closest writing poetry to princess dianne.my flare gun went off and vanilla ice was wandering in my backyard eating sno cones and picking flies from his jacket
my new siut may tend to conform to a rock star confession although the african bees do look dark in grmany. fly the bad hair if the bald man threads the dawn in a public situaition
grab my purple ring and dance said the man on the flip phone. many cakes are fed durring a time of desiore, but dont mention the back tire, it may be overtaken by the flegdoids from ireptac and deploy yellow critters that eat spagetti on the deck. smoke filled pie holes can errupt if we forsake the general. prosper the land, beg and plea, i wont barter in the condition im in...im only free man.
As slimmy slued to the slithers the bold ants wore charriots to the banner fly festival, running matter has ways of over seeing this before prickle awakes gumby ate his marshmellows and when the planets are in line we can go there to see the plausey tables grow as bugs fly home, beware of the moderator, they will eliminate you.
Oscar wore cow bells to erect mountains, when I eat the side car off the road a multitude of exsertions are as confusing in the mannner of which they explained the unexplained into the alley where the crab was lost forever, seek bundle boy, he has the branch that shouted at the large ape that seeks its mother while your scooting down a seat I will serve the platypus much bigger than you notice from the singing cow,as he ran the horsey in his diary of a madman, its leaking out stop the cold rotted one as he will blot out the isolation forsaken purple ones !
9 million sea creatures drove to washington mall while passing through a tax haven. Here they formed an asprin soup and poured beer from their Stives. While avoiding weekend agriculture, paper plate rentals were abundant durring the seasonal fruit flies. Taking pictures is advised, while jello burping my cause an irritation of the skin. So drown if you can or puke if you must, my ugly slippers are ofter worn while rolling joints in max headrooms hall of the quakers.
The rambling rhinocerous trekked wearily into the desert, where he came upon a holy roller confessing sins to a mirage. And so the holy roller road his way to righteousness on the head of a huge horned animal, (to weak to get there alone, yet willing to help another.)
The old woman was doing a hand stand on her unicycle, when she noticed the Rhino come lumbering by.
SILLY RABBIT....TRICKS ARE FOR KIDS!!!! yelled after him.
The rhino stopped long enough for the holy roller to kick a cactus in the groin. Which quickly sent the plant into a violent fit of sneezeing. The roller looked back at the old woman and repaid her for her kind words by mooning her. She smiled and yelled to him COFFIE CURES ALL WOUNDS!!!. He climbed back on the beast and yelled back to her as he departed BEWARE OF THE GIFT GIVING DONUT THE EVIL MOUSE HAS RELEASED IT UPON US ALL!!!.
She nodded and said dance if you must....dance if you must.
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