THE "DID YOU KNOW" THREAD (175)

Mar 3, 2010 3:22 PM CST THE "DID YOU KNOW" THREAD
irish1978eyes
irish1978eyesirish1978eyesDublin, Meath Ireland60 Threads 7,318 Posts
TurkishDelight: 1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is basketball.

2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling.

3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is football.

4. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball.

5. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis.

and....

6. The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is golf.

Of all these facts we are sure.

The Inescapable and Astounding Conclusion:

The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls
become.


You should be running the country girlhead banger
Mar 3, 2010 3:22 PM CST THE "DID YOU KNOW" THREAD
TurkishDelight
TurkishDelightTurkishDelightDublin, Antrim Ireland139 Threads 3,998 Posts
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.


John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'.
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford'.

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
nerd
Mar 3, 2010 3:23 PM CST THE "DID YOU KNOW" THREAD
blipper2000
blipper2000blipper2000dublin, Dublin Ireland69 Threads 9 Polls 6,900 Posts
irish1978eyes: Now you may stop sticking your tongue at me now Blips...or Il have to sort ya out
do you remmber the last time you said that to me?think back
laugh
Mar 3, 2010 3:24 PM CST THE "DID YOU KNOW" THREAD
irish1978eyes
irish1978eyesirish1978eyesDublin, Meath Ireland60 Threads 7,318 Posts
blipper2000: do you remmber the last time you said that to me?think back


Enlighten melaugh

yay
Mar 3, 2010 3:25 PM CST THE "DID YOU KNOW" THREAD
nitemare667
nitemare667nitemare667Claregalway, Galway Ireland12 Threads 1 Polls 1,845 Posts
banging your head on a wall for a hour burns 150 calories.............. seriously i wonder how they manage to test this fact laugh
Mar 3, 2010 3:25 PM CST THE "DID YOU KNOW" THREAD
irish1978eyes
irish1978eyesirish1978eyesDublin, Meath Ireland60 Threads 7,318 Posts
TurkishDelight: Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.


John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'.
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford'.

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.


I love your glasses....specsavers??head banger
Mar 3, 2010 3:26 PM CST THE "DID YOU KNOW" THREAD
blipper2000
blipper2000blipper2000dublin, Dublin Ireland69 Threads 9 Polls 6,900 Posts
irish1978eyes: Enlighten me
i'm not rpeating it blushing its on your blnd date threadwink
Mar 3, 2010 3:32 PM CST THE "DID YOU KNOW" THREAD
blipper2000
blipper2000blipper2000dublin, Dublin Ireland69 Threads 9 Polls 6,900 Posts
TurkishDelight: Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.


John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'.
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford'.

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
very good redthumbs up
Mar 3, 2010 3:35 PM CST THE "DID YOU KNOW" THREAD
TurkishDelight
TurkishDelightTurkishDelightDublin, Antrim Ireland139 Threads 3,998 Posts
nerd If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.uh oh
Mar 3, 2010 3:35 PM CST THE "DID YOU KNOW" THREAD
TurkishDelight
TurkishDelightTurkishDelightDublin, Antrim Ireland139 Threads 3,998 Posts
irish1978eyes: I love your glasses....specsavers??


nah, Deirdre Barlow had a bootsale last week grin nerd
Mar 3, 2010 3:36 PM CST THE "DID YOU KNOW" THREAD
irish1978eyes
irish1978eyesirish1978eyesDublin, Meath Ireland60 Threads 7,318 Posts
TurkishDelight: nah, Deirdre Barlow had a bootsale last week


Oh man, Can I buy them off ya girl...they hotdancing
Mar 3, 2010 3:37 PM CST THE "DID YOU KNOW" THREAD
irish1978eyes
irish1978eyesirish1978eyesDublin, Meath Ireland60 Threads 7,318 Posts
blipper2000: i'm not rpeating it its on your blnd date thread


ah go on...ya will ya will ya willrolling on the floor laughing
Mar 3, 2010 3:39 PM CST THE "DID YOU KNOW" THREAD
blipper2000
blipper2000blipper2000dublin, Dublin Ireland69 Threads 9 Polls 6,900 Posts
irish1978eyes: ah go on...ya will ya will ya will
it's too racey to repeat here,i'm embarassedblushing i was feeling very giddy that night
Mar 3, 2010 3:39 PM CST THE "DID YOU KNOW" THREAD
TurkishDelight
TurkishDelightTurkishDelightDublin, Antrim Ireland139 Threads 3,998 Posts
Homely criminals get 50% longer jail sentences, on average, than good-looking criminals. mumbling
Mar 3, 2010 3:40 PM CST THE "DID YOU KNOW" THREAD
professor professor if you dont wake up your dead,,,,,,,,,,,,,rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing yay yay
Mar 3, 2010 3:41 PM CST THE "DID YOU KNOW" THREAD
TurkishDelight
TurkishDelightTurkishDelightDublin, Antrim Ireland139 Threads 3,998 Posts
In 1994, electromagnetic interference (EMI) from a nearby cellular telephone captivated a power wheelchair at a scenic vista in Colorado, sending the passenger over a cliff

laugh
Mar 3, 2010 3:42 PM CST THE "DID YOU KNOW" THREAD
irish1978eyes
irish1978eyesirish1978eyesDublin, Meath Ireland60 Threads 7,318 Posts
blipper2000: it's too racey to repeat here,i'm embarassed i was feeling very giddy that night


Oh man I cant remember...email merolling on the floor laughing
Mar 3, 2010 3:42 PM CST THE "DID YOU KNOW" THREAD
irish1978eyes
irish1978eyesirish1978eyesDublin, Meath Ireland60 Threads 7,318 Posts
TurkishDelight: In 1994, electromagnetic interference (EMI) from a nearby cellular telephone captivated a power wheelchair at a scenic vista in Colorado, sending the passenger over a cliff


uh oh rolling on the floor laughing
Mar 3, 2010 3:43 PM CST THE "DID YOU KNOW" THREAD
TurkishDelight
TurkishDelightTurkishDelightDublin, Antrim Ireland139 Threads 3,998 Posts
nerd typing You are more likely to be struck by lightning than to be eaten by a shark.

You are more likely to be infected by flesh-eating bacteria than you are to be struck by lightning. uh oh
Mar 3, 2010 3:44 PM CST THE "DID YOU KNOW" THREAD
irish1978eyes
irish1978eyesirish1978eyesDublin, Meath Ireland60 Threads 7,318 Posts
TurkishDelight: You are more likely to be struck by lightning than to be eaten by a shark.

You are more likely to be infected by flesh-eating bacteria than you are to be struck by lightning.


LOl.....rolling on the floor laughing Your a screamrolling on the floor laughing
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