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Sorry. "Room for a plaster"??? Um, is "plaster" Scottish slang for something?
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anglophile: Sorry. "Room for a plaster"??? Um, is "plaster" Scottish slang for something?
I think the American term is Band Aid.... Pat?
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patmac: Two women are on a golf course.
The first woman swings, and lets go of the club, hitting the second in the face.
She runs over to the clubhouse shouting "Help! My friend has been hurt!"
A member of staff asks "Where abouts?"
"Between the first and second holes," she replies."Christ that doesn't leave much room for a plaster."
The first woman swings, and lets go of the club, hitting the second in the face.
She runs over to the clubhouse shouting "Help! My friend has been hurt!"
A member of staff asks "Where abouts?"
"Between the first and second holes," she replies."Christ that doesn't leave much room for a plaster."
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anglophile: OOHHHHHHH!!!
Now that's funny!!!
YEP a band aid....Plaster is short for Elastoplast.....Mind you it would have to be a short one to fit thereNow that's funny!!!
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patmac: YEP a band aid....Plaster is short for Elastoplast.....Mind you it would have to be a short one to fit there
Sometimes you have to watch what you say as I was told that the word for sellotape in Oz is durex.
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elsson: Sometimes you have to watch what you say as I was told that the word for sellotape in Oz is durex.
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The first woman swings, and lets go of the club, hitting the second in the face.
She runs over to the clubhouse shouting "Help! My friend has been hurt!"
A member of staff asks "Where abouts?"
"Between the first and second holes," she replies.
"Christ that doesn't leave much room for a plaster."