THE QUEEN AND DOLLY (2)
patmac: The Queen & Dolly Go To Heaven !!
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Queen Elizabeth
and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go
before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day,
so the Angel must decide which of them gets in.
The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she
should go to Heaven.
Dolly takes off her top and says,
'Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts
God ever created,
and I'm sure it will please God to
be able to see them every day, for eternity.'
The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks
Her Majesty the same question.
The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse,
drinks it down.
Then, wees into a toilet and pulls the lever.
The Angel
says, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go in.'
Dolly is outraged and asks, 'What was that all about?
I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down.
She wees into a toilet and she gets in!
Would you explain that to me?'
'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel,
'but even in Heaven,
a Royal Flush
beats a Pair - no matter how big they are.
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Queen Elizabeth
and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go
before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day,
so the Angel must decide which of them gets in.
The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she
should go to Heaven.
Dolly takes off her top and says,
'Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts
God ever created,
and I'm sure it will please God to
be able to see them every day, for eternity.'
The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks
Her Majesty the same question.
The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse,
drinks it down.
Then, wees into a toilet and pulls the lever.
The Angel
says, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go in.'
Dolly is outraged and asks, 'What was that all about?
I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down.
She wees into a toilet and she gets in!
Would you explain that to me?'
'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel,
'but even in Heaven,
a Royal Flush
beats a Pair - no matter how big they are.
Good one!
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Queen Elizabeth
and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go
before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day,
so the Angel must decide which of them gets in.
The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she
should go to Heaven.
Dolly takes off her top and says,
'Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts
God ever created,
and I'm sure it will please God to
be able to see them every day, for eternity.'
The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks
Her Majesty the same question.
The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse,
drinks it down.
Then, wees into a toilet and pulls the lever.
The Angel
says, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go in.'
Dolly is outraged and asks, 'What was that all about?
I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down.
She wees into a toilet and she gets in!
Would you explain that to me?'
'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel,
'but even in Heaven,
a Royal Flush
beats a Pair - no matter how big they are.