A woman found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears.
He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. At the register the druggist tells her, "If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days."
The lady says: "I'm not using it under my arms...."
The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days."
The lady says: "I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer.....",
Witchaywoman: I believe Nair gives people ingrown hairs, and so does Epilady according to a consumer on the net. Nair seems to make my leg hair thinner, but not make the hair fall out. Electrolysis claims to make hair go away forever. I think that it doesn't really work. If something sounds too good to be true, it probably is. Has anyone tried that mitt that scrubs the hair off? How well do they work?
My daughter tried that one it works and has a size to fit your fingers for eyebrows
O.K. I'm at work. a little early. I'm working on this job with a couple of old friends who have not arrived yet. I throw in one of my old cds. Happens to be Carol King's "Tapestry" I working along at something, singing along with the music as is my habit. I hear Kevin and Tim behind me, laughing uproariously. I realize I'm singing along to "you make me feel like a natural woman." Haven't heard the end of that one yet.
Englishman55Salisbury, Wiltshire, England UK6,405 posts
bob1959: O.K. I'm at work. a little early. I'm working on this job with a couple of old friends who have not arrived yet. I throw in one of my old cds. Happens to be Carol King's "Tapestry" I working along at something, singing along with the music as is my habit. I hear Kevin and Tim behind me, laughing uproariously. I realize I'm singing along to "you make me feel like a natural woman." Haven't heard the end of that one yet.
I knew there was something strange about you Bob !
bob1959: O.K. I'm at work. a little early. I'm working on this job with a couple of old friends who have not arrived yet. I throw in one of my old cds. Happens to be Carol King's "Tapestry" I working along at something, singing along with the music as is my habit. I hear Kevin and Tim behind me, laughing uproariously. I realize I'm singing along to "you make me feel like a natural woman." Haven't heard the end of that one yet.
Sorry for the loooong post earlier, but ive had several of my G'friends send this to me over the last couple of months. Everytime I read it it just cracks me up!!! thought id share
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think you had it in you to post something
like this.