AMISH FARMER......YAY (4)
patmac: An Amish Farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down and
drinking from his farm pond. The Amish farmer shouts: "Trink das wasser
nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." (Translated: "Don't drink the
water, the cows have crapped in it.")
The kneeling man shouts back "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak
Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, then
speak in the accursed English language."The Amish farmer says: "Use two hands, you'll get more!"
Didn't need to translate for me!drinking from his farm pond. The Amish farmer shouts: "Trink das wasser
nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." (Translated: "Don't drink the
water, the cows have crapped in it.")
The kneeling man shouts back "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak
Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, then
speak in the accursed English language."The Amish farmer says: "Use two hands, you'll get more!"
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In Belgium, we tell the same story about a Flemish guy drinking water in the Walloon part.
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gabrielle95: In Belgium, we tell the same story about a Flemish guy drinking water in the Walloon part.
Yep you could use any two nationalities you like....... 
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drinking from his farm pond. The Amish farmer shouts: "Trink das wasser
nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." (Translated: "Don't drink the
water, the cows have crapped in it.")
The kneeling man shouts back "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak
Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, then
speak in the accursed English language."
The Amish farmer says: "Use two hands, you'll get more!"