Theories (93)
I have a theory on Odd Socks. As the pile of Odd socks on my couch is really starting to pile up.
I am sure they go to the Machine in Pairs. So i believe There are several Flashers in the neighbourhood. And they are stealing my socks off my line at night to keep their naked d*ck warm.
i'm off to the Police to report my theory this afternoon. I shall tell them if they catch the culprits they can keep the socks or give them to charity. (i'm sure she'll be wrapped with them).
If only socks weren't so damned expensive and had a longer life span.
I am sure they go to the Machine in Pairs. So i believe There are several Flashers in the neighbourhood. And they are stealing my socks off my line at night to keep their naked d*ck warm.
i'm off to the Police to report my theory this afternoon. I shall tell them if they catch the culprits they can keep the socks or give them to charity. (i'm sure she'll be wrapped with them).
If only socks weren't so damned expensive and had a longer life span.
Two Theories on No Love zones.
1) Based on Scientific data and Science Fiction Data on Matter.
Just like there is Matter everywhere and then they discovered Anti Matter, And then they created Null Matter zones. So there are love Matter and Null love Zones and Anti love Zones. Love Matter is everywhere it is created by our Bodies and exuded through our pres to exist in the atmosphere for certain periods of time depending on temperature. But under certain conditions this love matter gets turned. (Much like Milk) And creates Bubbles that float free until they find a surface they can adhere to and just exist.
I believe one of those love bubbles has adhered itself to my house. Thats why I can't find no love.
2) There is an underground company that has developed anti love shields. And they can erect these anti love shields around peoples houses quickly and simply with four simple pegs buried at four different points around your home. These shields give off dark thoughts to anyone approaching your house causing them to turn away thinking bad thoughts about you. And of course those thoughts get turned into rumours that quickly spread across the neighbourhood. Making you an outcast. The shields are invisible and walkthrough. And are easily erected at night or during the day. So you wouldn't know one had been erected around your house unless the culprit that paid for it told you.
I am searching the internet now trying to source this company. I think my Ex is behind the planting of this shield around my place. When i discover this company i shall get one ordered for myself, Have it placed around this lovely ladies house just down the road. Turn her into a social outcast, and then go down there and befriend her.
Nyahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
1) Based on Scientific data and Science Fiction Data on Matter.
Just like there is Matter everywhere and then they discovered Anti Matter, And then they created Null Matter zones. So there are love Matter and Null love Zones and Anti love Zones. Love Matter is everywhere it is created by our Bodies and exuded through our pres to exist in the atmosphere for certain periods of time depending on temperature. But under certain conditions this love matter gets turned. (Much like Milk) And creates Bubbles that float free until they find a surface they can adhere to and just exist.
I believe one of those love bubbles has adhered itself to my house. Thats why I can't find no love.
2) There is an underground company that has developed anti love shields. And they can erect these anti love shields around peoples houses quickly and simply with four simple pegs buried at four different points around your home. These shields give off dark thoughts to anyone approaching your house causing them to turn away thinking bad thoughts about you. And of course those thoughts get turned into rumours that quickly spread across the neighbourhood. Making you an outcast. The shields are invisible and walkthrough. And are easily erected at night or during the day. So you wouldn't know one had been erected around your house unless the culprit that paid for it told you.
I am searching the internet now trying to source this company. I think my Ex is behind the planting of this shield around my place. When i discover this company i shall get one ordered for myself, Have it placed around this lovely ladies house just down the road. Turn her into a social outcast, and then go down there and befriend her.
Nyahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
In all seriousness DD ... I think that socks go missing because Washing Machines are actually living organisms that feed on socks!!!
Thats why its only one that disappears, the machine is taste testing different colours and textures ...
Now my other theory is that wire coathangers are like worms and can change into both male and female and actually breed. This is why when you get one wire coathanger, then go to the cupboard a few days later you have a litter of 5 coathangers
I think too that there is a mating hirachy and thats why you see really bent and rusty ones in the cupboard, they are clearly the older males who are controlling the herd of breeding females within the cupboard, and fighting with the younger male coathangers.
Clearly any wire coathangers on the floor of the cupboard were thrown there during the course of the mating battles and rituals.
Thats why its only one that disappears, the machine is taste testing different colours and textures ...
Now my other theory is that wire coathangers are like worms and can change into both male and female and actually breed. This is why when you get one wire coathanger, then go to the cupboard a few days later you have a litter of 5 coathangers
I think too that there is a mating hirachy and thats why you see really bent and rusty ones in the cupboard, they are clearly the older males who are controlling the herd of breeding females within the cupboard, and fighting with the younger male coathangers.
Clearly any wire coathangers on the floor of the cupboard were thrown there during the course of the mating battles and rituals.
Shell225: In all seriousness DD ... I think that socks go missing because Washing Machines are actually living organisms that feed on socks!!!
Thats why its only one that disappears, the machine is taste testing different colours and textures ...
Now my other theory is that wire coathangers are like worms and can change into both male and female and actually breed. This is why when you get one wire coathanger, then go to the cupboard a few days later you have a litter of 5 coathangers
I think too that there is a mating hirachy and thats why you see really bent and rusty ones in the cupboard, they are clearly the older males who are controlling the herd of breeding females within the cupboard, and fighting with the younger male coathangers.
Clearly any wire coathangers on the floor of the cupboard were thrown there during the course of the mating battles and rituals.
Thats why its only one that disappears, the machine is taste testing different colours and textures ...
Now my other theory is that wire coathangers are like worms and can change into both male and female and actually breed. This is why when you get one wire coathanger, then go to the cupboard a few days later you have a litter of 5 coathangers
I think too that there is a mating hirachy and thats why you see really bent and rusty ones in the cupboard, they are clearly the older males who are controlling the herd of breeding females within the cupboard, and fighting with the younger male coathangers.
Clearly any wire coathangers on the floor of the cupboard were thrown there during the course of the mating battles and rituals.
Please advise then.
As I never seem to have enough Coat hangers. I don't buy extra clothes but everytime i go to hang something up I'm short a coat hanger. There is no pile on the floor.
What do i need to do to encourage breeding. Hang a Neglgee or something similar in the wardrobe. Cause Pants and shirts don't seem to be doing it for them.
To inspire breeding a frilly coathanger needs to be introduced to the herd....
kizzy27: To inspire breeding a frilly coathanger needs to be introduced to the herd....
I agree with Kizzy, one of those nice padded frilly ones
that'll get your coathangers going. Of course if you only have old coathangers, maybe they are past their prime, and you need to introduce new breeding stock?? 
DD,
I've been out looking for the Anti Lurve Pegs around my house, and I think I've found them, of course I've hidden them all round the Short persons bedroom. Keep all those teen hormones under control.
I have a theory on relationships with players. People who come across as players are those who say they are interested then dont contact the victim for days or weeks on end. Suddenly they are again all over the victim like ivy to an outhouse door.
why?? PLAY-DARYep it works like radar, they just know the moment you are about to sit down and have a drink with a possible new love interest, and your phone rings, or beeps with a text. Their PLAY-DARhas gone off, and they know that you are about to loose interest in them.
thats why they always appear to have such great timing.
dragondog4: I have a theory on Odd Socks. As the pile of Odd socks on my couch is really starting to pile up.
I am sure they go to the Machine in Pairs. So i believe There are several Flashers in the neighbourhood. And they are stealing my socks off my line at night to keep their naked d*ck warm.
i'm off to the Police to report my theory this afternoon. I shall tell them if they catch the culprits they can keep the socks or give them to charity. (i'm sure she'll be wrapped with them).
If only socks weren't so damned expensive and had a longer life span.
I am sure they go to the Machine in Pairs. So i believe There are several Flashers in the neighbourhood. And they are stealing my socks off my line at night to keep their naked d*ck warm.
i'm off to the Police to report my theory this afternoon. I shall tell them if they catch the culprits they can keep the socks or give them to charity. (i'm sure she'll be wrapped with them).
If only socks weren't so damned expensive and had a longer life span.
No Your socks are sailing over here and breeding with my socks, hybrid vigor! is what it is called... trouble is the offspring are attacking all the sheep and stock piling all the wool now I do not know what that means but at least all they are doing is stripping the sheep and nothing else so could be worse.Being they are NZ an all.
So why? could you tell me.I have got too many odd socks now it really is ODD.
dragondog4: I have a theory on Odd Socks. As the pile of Odd socks on my couch is really starting to pile up.
I have sort off solved that problem here?
I only buy black socks, be they work sock or going out socks, no matter how many times I wash there are always black socks on the line hung individually as I never pair them off,
Sometimes not knowing can be the best outcome?
I just wear socks that dont match.. cause I know that I have a pair exactly the same somewhere...
cause I know that I have a pair exactly the same somewhere... There must be some kind of mini bermuda triangle that swollows up socks,I was so sick of my kids having odd ones I decided to keep an eye on this pair I washed for my son.I carefully placed them in the washing machine,knowing they were both in there when I started it.Well you would'nt believe it,only one came out so I pulled the washing machine apart in desperation to locate the missing sock,it was no-where,totally disapered---gone.Your guess is as good as mine.
so what do you call a wire coathanger that end's up being used as an antenna for your t.v.?
angelmarz: so what do you call a wire coathanger that end's up being used as an antenna for your t.v.?
Multi tasking
Shell225: Multi tasking
Oh gee Shell coat hangers arent women
Shell225: Multi tasking
Since I’ve been on CS I learned that woman are not good at multi tasking? Personally...i think socks go onto being hand puppet's...
angelmarz: Personally...i think socks go onto being hand puppet's...
SOCK PUPPETS
sorry steve...but, you know....wouldn't you prefare some fresh air?
steve6610: SOCK PUPPETS
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I got to thinking How about a Thread on Theories (No matter how Donkey Assed they may be) And create another thread called answers in which you respond to those theories.
Then you could really warp peoples minds as they read all those answers and wonder what the heck your on.