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Would you vote for Tony abbot?

If it was for to put him on a wooden boat to get him off the island then yes!

But I bet the kiwis would turn the boat back!


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RE: Rolf Harris arrested

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RE: Ever StooD on the Scales ant thought ... O.M.F.G !! ...

You hit the nail on the head there Gold71, these idiots telling us our perfect weight for height are forgetting muscle mass? The modern day man is far more active than years gone by! So are the girls! The last thing we want is a pack of anorexic people sharing a biscuit for the main meal for the night!

So get some meat on your bones now people! As when you get older you muscle mass will shrink? So how will you be able to even stand up?
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RE: Ever StooD on the Scales ant thought ... O.M.F.G !! ...

No! but I used to arrange lunch with another driver after we had both finished our runs, we would stop at KFC, pizza or what ever we felt like? We were walking through BigW as you do when you are hard at work! One day and I jumped on the scales 87kg cool I lost weight he jumped on and he was 99kg? I am 5.10ft he is 5.4ft, he has stoped having lunch with me now and is on a diet?

I can gain or drop 10kg in a week, in my normal week, always have been that way,

I was thinking of getting a talking set of scales when I was married and said to the ex that would not be fair, as when she got on it would say! (one at a time please!)
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RE: Hi Honey.....I'm home

The cat walks on a lead, its not allowed outside unless on a lead now! But he wont walk around the block now as the other cats scared him a few times? He is a Burmese X a very small size cat, there is no grasshopper safe around my home! But the birds are!
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RE: Hi Honey.....I'm home

I spent years coming home to an empty home, gee it was bliss, clean neat and tidy! Now I have the kid and her cat! I seam to have too feed her cat more than what she does? And what’s that smell coming from the laundry?
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RE: Today is a [s]GOOD[/s] Great Day

Congratulations mate!
Now its time too take the bull by the horns and make a few of the better decisions in life, instead off thinking about work, start by thinking what do you want to do or see now you have the time, you could do a rushed road trip or you could take the time to plan an awesome trip!

good luck, offcourse you will need to feed us all the details off the trip? Plus put it on you tube! So to pay for the trip from advertisers once it goes viral?
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Ok I did it, a new phone!

$60 per month plus $5 insurance for two years, a guy at work got a I phone 4s for Christmas, but he still pays $50 per month for prepaid? professor grin cheers

Ok I did it, a new phone!

But I didn’t want too! They made me do it with the flashy gear, next g5 compatible , ok so it’s a two year plan that is $5 less than my old plan, but it is still tax deductible in my job? So is driving to work? Pity I live so close to work? (not) I got the new Galaxy4 from Samsung, and I managed to download my ring tone myself after the kid stuffed up? Next generation year 12 grad who knows everything? But not the difference between a song download and a ring tone? Ok I always have thunderstruck as a ring tone! I also have the song in my 16gb music space now on my phone, on the last phone at least she downloaded the video?


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RE: Live Export of Animals

Unfortunately not!
You see we have this government system that allows so much for local farmers and so much for export farmers? This includes fruit and vegetables.
Which means we pay top dollar for everything and the export stuff if not sold goes too landfill?

Catch22
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RE: what the key to consistent success

Doing what you enjoy?
We all have jobs, but do you like what you do?
I try to make every job I do enjoyable! For me! That way the pay a people I have to work with seams less important,
Doing something you like is less of a job and more of a fulfilment, I think we all should take a look at what we do and could we do it better?
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RE: being a Pisces Male ... I found this interesting .....

No! Aquarius is actually an air sign and not water as most would think as it is often called the water bearer? Go figure?
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RE: There's always a catch with Telcos!!!

The answer is stop being a mug! There are plenty of web sites that will find you a better deal, I don’t pay line rentals! I pay $70 per month for high speed internet more than 50gb at no extra cost for going over limit just slowdown in speed, as yet the kid and I have not used what we are allowed.

Yes Telstra did try it on me! Bad move!
They quoted $50 to transfer my connection, they then tried to charge me $450.00 for a technician? At the time I was on a $110.00 per month deal, that was due to end, iinet was offering the $70 deal free line rental and a new phone, with wireless connection?

Long story made short! My contract with Telstra ends in October, that’s when I will shop around again for a better deal! I am getting sick of companies taking people for granted!
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RE: being a Pisces Male ... I found this interesting .....

Ahmm! Their just fish people they hang out in schools or large groups, now on the other hand?


AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and organised. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they're not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out.


All roads lead to an Aquarian!
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RE: What is it with 50 plus ChicKs and Motor Bikes

No, they just want something hard and throbbing between their legs that keeps on going!

Yep midlife crisis!
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RE: I got my connection fixed!

Bloody kids cat chewed my phone charger cable last year! Why is it that that pets push there luck when they are still young? Did I mention I have never really been a cat person!

But you put up with them when they are still young, kids that is, the cats dead meat when the kid leaves home!
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RE: It's been such a long time ,,,,,,,,,

Never done a hens night myself?

I cant say what I have seen on bucks nights!

As what happens on bucks nights stays on bucks night only!
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RE: im leaving

One month minimum! If you do the hide my profile?

You will be pulling your hair out and going bald in two weeks!
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RE: im leaving

Typical! Boo hoo!
And we offered you a free holiday in Gosnells? We even trimmed the turf?

Some people just cant see the forest for the trees, then again others reach for an axe? Or is that just Gosnells?

The net is like the hotel California, you can checkout anytime you want, but you can never leave!

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Its been a bad week!

Its in their consumers rights legislation, over here a shop cannot refuse a full refund, or if they over charge you at the till, they have to give you the item for free plus your money back, its like a reverse shoplifting policy? You walk into their shop and they try to rob you? You can actually press charges and take the store to court!
Its in our rights to get what we paid for, and demand a full refund if an item doesn’t do what the store said it will do?
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Its been a bad week!

Not sure how it will work out but I better get my discount! I signed a contract. Its their fault if they didn’t process the paper work! Isn’t there a ACCC policy that if they overcharge you? You get the item for free?
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Its been a bad week!

Not allowed holidays! I am on workers comp/ restricted duties? Not allowed to stand or walk for more than ten minutes, plus two drivers are on holiday and one driver is still stuck in Melbourne? His flight was cancelled, he was supposed to be at work today?
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Its been a bad week!

Monday went to the doctors and surgeons, ended up with a $100 parking ticket? Surgeon refuses to operate now? Due to the insurance companies legal questions?
Wednesday get home early all good, then a loud bang? Glass sliding door explodes and starts making loud cracking sounds, $200 minimum claim cost?
Today finally get a message from the people that are doing the credit for the solar panels! Apparently the guy that did the paperwork got it wrong and the application didn’t go through?

I think I need a holiday?
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RE: Retirement

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RE: People ....

I am very selective with friends! But I too have make mistakes, my mates were always working always doing better than me? A few years ago now I changed my ways a little bit, and started landing the jobs I wanted to do! Now that I am not the guy that struggles as they now do? I have now become the outcast?
No I am not rich or anything, and I always share what I have, like a mate broke his car and I let him drive my car to work for weeks? I worked nights at the time so I didn’t need the car during the day,

People are just strange!
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RE: Retirement

Another thought? My sister and her husband also own their own home, I once looked after their home while they went for a trip around Australia, but they would stop at towns that needed people to work, which payed for their accommodation and fuel while they got too look around, it’s a working holiday, the money I paid rent payed their bills here plus I looked after their home till they got back, and their dog!
Retirement is not an end to being useful! Its just something different to do!
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RE: RIP Chrissy Amphlett

I saw her live once, total entertainer! She really worked the crowed,

There is a party going on somewhere now she is there!

She made her mark in life and she will not be forgotten soon?
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RE: Anzac Day

I am planning to do what they would have done! On any day off that they would have got, have a beer and remember those that have gone before us, its not a celebration it’s a time to remember the loss and the great courage displayed for years of our service men and women!

We need to remember and not forget, that this is a memorial not a celebration?

Lest we forget!
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RE: Anzac Day

Rob that would be the new money policy we have with china! Instead of trading in US$ we now trade in Aussie$ without paying the money changers? Difficult to explain, but there is now no extra charges when our countries do business. We are talking millions off dollars saved by reducing the middle man?

This is a good thing, for Australian future investment, in mining and soon agriculture?
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