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RE: Oil

Will you try a kittle harder? My jack leaked out all over my rear carpet and I don’t have a clue how to get it out now? We are talking light brown to cream carpet behind the drivers seat, as that’s where the jack sits under the rear seat behind the driver,

Well I suppose the car is twelve years old, but until they build a better 4wd I am going to keep her!
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RE: Xmas songs

I went to Kmart today, frosty the snow man twice in a row? I was thinking of changing dinner sets as well as getting new cookware, they only sell diner sets in 4 sitters not 6 as I require? And after the second frosty the bloody snow man I was on my way out the door!

Before someone says buy two 4 sitters so you have spares! I still have my old 6 setter fully intact from 8 years ago, ok I only have one glass left but all the plates and cups ect are still in one piece, and I brought some new glasses last week,
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RE: One question

Just block and delete, you get sickos no matter where you go on the net,
professor comfort

RE: New Years resolution

I too don’t like change! I would rather be true to me than try and change for someone else!

My personality and outlook on life would take a dive if I was to change me!

If people don’t like honest and funny men then they can look somewhere else!
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Pets at Christmas?

I cant afford a dog at the moment?
I work long hours so it wouldn’t be fair on him, plus the kids cat would be pissed off big time!

Besides that I was thinking off getting a few chickens first, nothing like fresh home grown eggs! you cant eat what the dog or cat lays?

I can only have a smallish dog here as there is not that much yard space, but plenty off parks near by?

Does anybody want a cat that walks on a lead that likes Christmas decorations?

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Pets at Christmas?

I had to pin him down earlier! While the kid put the worming paste in his mouth, normally he runs around the living room foaming at the mouth? But today he ran into the lounge and no foaming? Maybe he has realized we are trying to insure he doesn’t get sick?

But he is the most reliable alarm clock? As he wakes me up at 4am every morning whether I need to go to work or not!
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The Victa Aussie made!

Why cant cars be as reliable as my old Victa lawn mower! A few pumps on the fuel, full throttle and one pull every time! The lawns mowed! Not that I have that much lawn? Three mows and I still have fuel for a fourth, after only putting 1 litre of fuel in it 3 months ago?

This is my rest period, I still have to clean the house and start the boat, but my RDOs are this weekend so I have four days to do it all,

I think I may need a nana nap! After all that effort!


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Pets at Christmas?

Do you get a present for your pet at Christmas? The kid and I have both put a gift under the tree for Charlie, our the kids cat, but so far he is having more fun with the tree, it seams like every few minutes a new decoration ball goes flying past with a cat in hot pursuit! There are now more decorations behind the fridge and washer than are left on the tree?

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RE: Compulsive Disorder

Cleaning? Nope!

Gardening? Nope

Fixing things nope!

I think my disorder is that I don’t have a disorder!

Now if only those little voices in my head told me that sooner, that I needed a disorder. I could have been normal?
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RE: Perth Storms 28 12 2012

It took four months for my house plans to pass, I had to make modifications to the house so it would be bigger than the normal standard plans, the builders blamed the council, so I rang the council and asked them what was the hold up? They said the builders had submitted the plans but they had not allowed for the roof timbers to be stronger due to the expansion of 400mm to the width to the overall house, the thing with councils is if its not right they wont pass it, until it is right! I would be measuring the roof sheets myself making sure you are getting the size you are paying for?
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RE: Perth Storms 28 12 2012

Um I used to build patios and sheds as well as second story additions! What do you mean he needs to measure the roof? That should come with the basic building plans? Before you can start building? Didn’t you get a quote? I think he is telling fibs!
Before you can start building you need the plans passed by your local council, I used to draw them up pay the money and have to wait up to two weeks for them to be passed, you cant build something unless everything is in the plans? Including the screws you are using, I hope you haven’t paid in full?
doh

The kid got a job!

She is a top kid! Takes after her dad,
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RE: Perth Storms 28 12 2012

don’t be so selfish, my car needs another wash! And as the kid knows! When ever I think about washing the car it rains! And for some reason it rains on my watering days for the garden? And my watering days are Sunday and Thursday,

Think I mentioned before family lines go back too ancient druids in Ireland as well as knights in England, in fact there is a sitting lord in parliament in the UK now, lines go back before king Richard,
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The kid got a job!

She is smart from her genes, my side of the family,

Who hasn’t had an accident? Yes she has learnt!

She has been talking for years now how she wants a big two-story house?

Maybe with this job she can get a discount?

But I give her one thing she has always had the drive to do her best! that’s why she won four top marks at graduation plus one runners up,
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The kid got a job!

Well I did try to explain too her what real-estate agents make$$ in house sales, but I think her $50 per week pocket money may confuse her a little, in just how much money she could make if she takes this job further, grin

The kid got a job!

She went for an interview last week and had another one today, she is going to be a receptionist at a real-estate company local, I was surprised that she applied for such a job as you need to be perky, she said if they are paying her money she can be perky!
She is really excited about earning a wage so she can pay her mum and me back for her accident last week, she will still be going back to do some study at tafe eventually, but she wants to pay her own way,

What a top little girl I have,


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RE: Happy note

Little drummer boy! That and Kevin Wilson’s Santa claws you C#@nt where’s me bike!

I just can’t explain it, I am just different,
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RE: Long Distance Relationship

I live 22km from Perth, that’s in western Australia, it’s the most isolated city in the world? You think you have problems?
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RE: nudist

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RE: nudist

I sleep naked! Will that do? Surely you don’t expect me to hop in and out the truck all day naked? Its bad enough burning your hands on the steering wheel without frying you nuts on the seat!
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The kid crashed her car!

Funny the boss said the same thing today? I told him I forgot too teach her that if your going to have a crash that you do it in a work vehicle, he was not amused? But he did give me full pay for Friday when I had too leave work early,
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RE: Perth Storms 28 12 2012

The big black clouds are only now heading my way? Same as last week they took a left turn at the airport and missed us altogether? Looks like the only way I am going too get a light show is if I let off the old boat flares!
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RE: Charles Darwin

I disagree! People who watch TV can become some off our smartest people, depending on what they are watching offcourse? If you sit there watching mindless sitcoms then yes you are wasting your time! But I have learnt a lot more from TV than I ever did at school, now we have computers I can lookup whatever I need to know? Computers now are replacing the TV with the kids we have these days! My kid will read a book for four hours sit on the net forever, but on occasion she will venture out and sit and watch utter crap! On TV? that’s her rest time? She just wants to be entertained,
professor doh

RE: Charles Darwin

Describe waste? I was once told that playing computer games would get me nowhere! I now can walk into any office and run whatever program they are using, as if I had used it for years! My job now requires hand eye coordination using a joystick and a computer, you see all those years off playing Wing-Commander are paying off! I put the kid on the computer at age 4, just doing drawings, last month she took out the highest award for computer graphics and design, in year 12.

Although I do like Darwin with his evolution theory I still can understand why he would marry his cousin?
professor comfort

The kid crashed her car!

No the EX and I are beyond the divorce, that was years ago, now the kid lives with me full time so the EX is learning to be a human, we didn’t have a kid so we could fight over her? At my home the kid can see her mum whenever she wants, but she wants too live with me, coming up two three years now, she is a good kid very smart and well spoken,
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The kid crashed her car!

No the EX has to pay $1100 for the other guys car, the kid was at fault, she ran into the back off him, on a green light, he just didn’t move as quick as he should off so she gave him a nudge! So to speak!

The EX rang the guy at home and got hold of his wife, he didn’t even tell her he had an accident? That was two hours after?

Check your insurance policy’s, they are not that good when it is time too claim?
doh

RE: Henry Ford

He also said you can have any colour car you want so long as its black!
The first production line didn’t have those options,

But he started something new! Cheaper cars for the average family!
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The kid crashed her car!

She is fine but I think her mum isn’t , we came to my place where she rang the insurance company, seems she got the wrong cover? I am insured with the same company for over twelve years with no accidents, they would have covered the car for less. In my name, the EX wrote a car off six years ago and she is still paying the extra insurance for it, the kid will just have to drive my car until I can fix hers!
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The kid crashed her car!

She was a bit to cocky! And she didn’t have her glasses on, I have taught her well, maybe now she might listen a bit more? After all I am a professional driver as I get paid to drive? And I have been training people to drive for years, mainly forklifts, but now cars and truck too,

I do tell her she was not ready too drive like me yet?
professor

The kid crashed her car!

Well she is ok, low speed crash at the lights, she wasn’t sure off where she was, and yes I taught her well, I drove her and the EX to the doctors and then to the towing place, I had to put the air-con on as it’s a bit weird our weather here ATM, the kid said to her mother brace your self as he has just pressed the power button on, well the air-con drains the power a bit, but we only went airborne once!
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