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RE: Junk Mail

Yep I read it all, especially the local news paper, as most will know by now about the renewable forest industries, that’s were they plant trees just for paper production, as for the catalogues saving $20 to $50 per shopping trip is worth the effort each week, the local paper keeps me informed of the local road works and crime rate as well as events that are in the area like the local show, in fact I would be reading the junk mail now if I hadn’t of read it already yesterday, before going to the weekly shopping trip,

Now here is a web addressee that will save you some money if you like to have a drink!
Boozle.com.au

You can save $10 just by going to the right shop, I pity youse over there, as you knocked back fuel watch, I save $20 a fortnight as I only fill the tank every two weeks, the extra money I save each week is better of in my pocket, after all I worked for it!

Now I am going to have to wait for the shops to open before I can spend all my saving down at the bottle shop, lol
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RE: Did you know?

The UK has started a forum for the 2012 Olympic games to find a new game that Aussies cant beet them at as yet?

Apparently cricket and rugby are of the list!
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RE: The Happy Thread, with Happy Thoughts no 2.

I change the oil every so often? Is that a service? I had it serviced twice then I caught the mechanic out with a false clam about the inlet manifold needing cleaning? I can do that by taking it out of economy and giving it a bit of stick in power mode,

I even use the old boat fuel in the car after its been sitting in the tank for months, the car is now ten years old, no rust a new battery and one puncher in five years, they have a new diesel Challenger on the market but until they bring out another V6 petrol I wont be upgrading, I feel the need for speed! When I want it, and an in-house 4wd to 2 wd saves fuel as well as safety in the wet,

Most of your new medium 4wds are based on the Challenger model, after all the Challenger was made for the USA, but after the shuttle disaster with the same name, it was only sold in Australia,

Basically it’s a fast high performance car with 4wd capabilities, its just like driving a car on the road and just like a big 4wd off road,

The only down side is the small fuel tank, 75 litres will only get you 500km in the city in economy mode, but the cruse control makes up for that on country roads, did I mention the eclectic windows and mirror’s, plus all the seats fold down flat for a bed on the beach with a hatch back for when its raining?

Yes I love my car!

My brothers used to nag me about getting a 4wd to join them on trips out, but since I got the Challenger they have both brought new 4wds to compete?

I would love the opportunity to try it out in clay, but all we have here is coffee rock and sand
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RE: The Happy Thread, with Happy Thoughts no 2.

But Shell225, real men drive Challenger! I drive over reefs and up sand dunes, have you ever towed a boat over a sand dune? Toyotas are over rated rust buckets while Challengers have a special alloy body that never rusts! And they come with a 3 litre V6 in Auto

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RE: Hmm the price of Gold

The forbidden fruit? That can get you stoned in some countries! And I don’t mean smoking the grass stoned,


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RE: The Last Word....

Anis , that’s a word

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RE: Hmm the price of Gold

I sold mine for $20, I was most upset that I had to add money to the carton of beer for the party after,

But now thinking back on it, I now remember all the times I was hit on by other women when I was married?

I wonder if I can pickup a second hand one from cash converters? Going out tomorrow night !!!
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Need advice please?

Does anyone know where I can get a good price on insurance?

I want to insure my car boat and home contents for now, but I will need house insurance in about 8 months,

I am sick of having to swap and search every year for a good price for something I will never need.

One look at me and burglars run for fear of death! And I am a professional driver! They pay me to drive?

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RE: Dinnertime

Spaghetti home made by me, I thought I made too much but the kids ate it all !
Gee I am a good cook,

Now will someone roll me over to the TV, I think I ate too much ?
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RE: why is so hard to find mr right

I found miss right once? But unfortunately I was not her Mr right, Doh!
Since then I have just been putting up with what’s on offer?

But I made an agreement with myself that I would not settle for less than the best, for me!

Someone that is fully supportive and positive as I am, someone that will enhance my life as I will do theirs, someone with compassion and understanding,

Someone that roots like a rabbit! (all the time)

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RE: star signs ?

This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius! Well ok maybe not for another 40 years,
But buy then we will have a whole new religion?

We have done the Ram the Bull and now the Fish! The next religion is the Water Bearer!
Strange how they coincide with the star charts?

Ok mum said she was a virgin when I was born, don’t even think about my four older siblings,
They were miracles as well?

Now stop wasting your money and time going to church each Sunday and just send me all of your money!

As I am the next enlightened one !

Credit cards excepted,
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RE: Yea Im listening to Australian Crawl...... In Austria!

Could I be the only one listening to talking heads in WA?

Hell no! not with my speakers at full !


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RE: Christchurch NZ Struck by 7.4 Earthquake

No ! really !
I want to send at least one million kiwis back!
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RE: star signs ?

Aquarius, yes I really am the smartest person in the room, I married a Libran and was engaged to another Libran, which were supposed to be my perfect match?

Lucky for me they both moved on to make other men’s life miserable so I can now live happily ever after,

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RE: u know its a bad day when ....

You know your going to have a bad day when your right palm is itchy!
That means you are going to be paying out money,

But you will have a good day when your left hand is itchy,
As that means you would be receiving money?

Unless you are a Muslim,
That just means you are brain dead, and unable too think for yourself ? And that you forgot to wash your left hand after going to the toilet, again!

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RE: fat chick vs skinny chick

If its any condolence too you Holdengal,
I don’t care as I have dated both, I find the skinny chicks better in bed but the larger girls want it more,

Personally, I don’t like to judge people on looks but on how they socialize with others, I prefer a woman with confidence! I don’t want a woman that selfdestructs at the first mention off exercise and good health, nor do I want someone that starves themselves!

Are there any normal women left? And what is normal?

I find working fulltime and running a household keeps me reasonably fit now,
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RE: This is why we're here

What?

Nobody tolled me I was supposed to be looking for someone!

I am just here to have some fun, I have plenty off people that love me, around me,

No one special but, I think I can handle just being a single dad for now,

After all, its fathers day tomorrow, and I know I am getting presents,

He he he
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RE: Christchurch NZ Struck by 7.4 Earthquake

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Feeling sick here!

And what is with, the we would rather you came into work even though the doctor tells you that you are not allowed to drive? We will supply taxis so as to save on paperwork?
The cost of insurance after an accident is more important than your rehabilitation back into the workforce?

Anyhow I cant complain too much now as I signed their request for resignation form back in march $$$,

But it still saddens me that people will still be at risk everyday due to cheep management,

Feeling sick here!

After reading yahoo news I can only comment on what some pathetic want too be person?
But when a man was killed at work just around the corner from where I work there is no chance to post a response? Three years ago I was in an industrial accident? Due to lame safety!
There was no inquiry? By work safe? There was no mention in the news? But I still took three years to recover from that incident physically, but the mental visions of my life ending that night, are still in my head? And my ability to do my previous job have ended forever!

Why do people who have suffered under the penny pinchers who decide what safety requirements they will ignore, for what they think is less expensive measures to run a company can do to survive till safety is acted on?

This is my rant for the night, sorry but I had to say it!

Work safe? Pigs arsse!!!!!!!!!!!! Incompetent collection of morons would be more accurate!

RE: Kiwi Versus Aussie

Well what can we say? When god moved in and set up home in West Australia we all new who would move in next-door?

Ok, I have one or two kiwi friends too. But that is in no way admitting that I like all of them? Then again, I don’t like too many people east of the boarder? That’s the west Aussie boarder either,

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Its tax time!

Like the new pic RED,
I could spend it on a plane ticket? thumbs up jaw drop motorcycle

RE: Random Comments .....

I now work for a local council, they pay me to drive around all day in a little truck or a big one, today was the last day in the old truck, as Thursday they will be giving me a new little truck, to play with, the new one has power windows and drink holders! Nothing like driving down the road with the radio full blasted, the only problem is the new little truck is a manual six speed, the other trucks I drive are all automatics but no drink holders?

Life is full of little challenges, the cheep barstards should off got me an automatic to play with?

As I deserve the best, don’t I ?


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Its tax time!

I just use HBF. Its tax deductible, so is my new chrome socket set my sun glasses and sunscreen as I work outdoors, I also go fishing a lot? But I cant claim that, but I do need sunscreen and Polaroid sun glasses,

Use a professional, you get stuff that you didn’t realizes that you could get? Like the education bonus that pays for your internet connection for the year. Or your new PC or lap top?

And no I am not spending it on you? I have a new house to build for me and the kid, now when centre stink back pay me the $5000 they owe me pulse the $11000 I should get this year from them while the house is getting built, pluss the first home owners grant plus the free land tax stamp duty, that’s about $30000 dollars I will make this year, plus the guy that worked out the house and land package said the house will be worth $100000 more before I turn the key to the front door for the first time?

Now I am just waiting for that new pay rise from work to be back dated from the first of July when our EBA was due,

Who needs a lotto win? When we have the Australian government! I will make over $150000 before I even go to work? This time next year, I wonder if I can claim for low income support?

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Its tax time!

Have you done your tax yet? I just did mine and they are going to pay me for a change?
They are even going to pay my internet bill? it’s the kid! I recommend everyone get one as they pay heaps if you have one! Some new education tax benefit? So I get over $3000 back!

Now how will he spend it?

Party time where is the beer!!
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RE: Can You Fall In Love More Than Once?

Sorry, but women are strange bread? I can love my car, boat, without having too do anything different than normal, too love a woman, I have to become something that I am not used too?
don’t get me wrong! I love women, but the last thing I want, is one moving in controlling my life! And the kid agrees!
You have to learn too live in my life style to be with me! No arguing! No shouting! No raising your voice?
I live in the perfect household now! Where each morning I wake up happy and each night I sleep well knowing that all that live and sleep in my home are comfortable, and want to be there!
Can anyone else here 100% say that their kids wants to live with them full time? Because they don’t like the other parent? Because living with you is like the best thing that ever happened to them?
I have a special relationship with the kid where we can say openly what is wrong,
Anyone wanting to join in on our life’s would have too be able to live the same way,
Have you ever lived a life of happiness? Where everyday is just like a dream? Where just waking up is a pleasure? Knowing that the people around you love you too the max!
You would need to be a special person to live with us? that’s why I am still single!
Only special people need too apply, as there is no way I will ever go back to living a miserable life again!

We have only the one life, lets live it now! While we can is my thinking, I don’t want too be thinking what should I have done differently? When I can be different now! Live life now! Think about it later!


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RE: Can You Fall In Love More Than Once?

Yes! You can,

I have owned more than the one car, and I loved them all,

But if you are talking women,?

Gee I loved my cars!!!!!!!!!!
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RE: What symbol/ image best represents New Zealand to you?

don’t be silly? They fill them out in Sydney before they fly over here, to start there full time job!

The sad part is! this is true,

It happens often, it seams even our unemployment payments are worth more than theirs?

How do you spot a kiwi? They are always broke? No matter how many homes they own? They always want to bum a smoke? As they only smoke rollies,

But they did invent copper wire! There were two of them fighting over a Penney at the time,
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RE: TIP OF THE DAY

Did you check the radiator?
A long time ago when I was young, Dad and I, had to drive out to the country to do a few jobs, after we loaded the Ute, dad checked the oil and overflow bottle off the radiator? I asked if he checked the radiator cap its self? No! he said, as the overflow bottle fills when the radiator gets hot and drains when the radiator gets cool? He was a fully qualified diesel mechanic after all and used to work on haul packs up north!

On our way home, Dad asked me what did the red light symbol mean on the dash? I said it’s the water temp and its not good, five minutes latter the water pump went through the radiator! But the over flow bottle was still full?

We latter found a bug had made a home in the T piece of the overflow bottle, you know how bugs get everywhere? It blocked the water getting into or out off the overflow bottle, and sending any hot water out onto the road,

So check your overflow bottle when the motors hot! But check your radiator cap at least once per month when the motor is cold?

And pay more attention too what your kids tell and ask you?

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RE: RE : Has someone put something in the water?

I am so rough around the edges that it will take forever to get your blood pressure down,

Be careful of what you wish for? Us real men are still around!

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