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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
I'm sorry, my fault, I forgot you were an idiot.
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
I'm not as dumb as you look.
There is no future in time travel.
I don't have a license to kill. I have a learners permit.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
There is too much blood in my alcohol system.
Do not disturb, I'm disturbed enough already.
I could not repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
I can resist everything, except temptation.
If you don't like my attitude, quit talking to me.
It is better to let everyone think you are stupid, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.
I'm so cute, I should wear a warning.
With this smile, I can get away with everything.
Born free!! Now I'm expensive.
I'm open to suggestions, just not to taking them.
I think, therefore I am single.