Sassy Sayings and Quotes ( Archived) (4)

May 12, 2010 10:30 AM CST Sassy Sayings and Quotes
sassy49senior
sassy49seniorsassy49seniorItty Bitty, Nebraska USA274 Threads 4,632 Posts
In God we trust, all others must pay cash.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

I'm sorry, my fault, I forgot you were an idiot.

Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

There is no future in time travel.

I don't have a license to kill. I have a learners permit.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

There is too much blood in my alcohol system.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed enough already.

I could not repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

I can resist everything, except temptation.

If you don't like my attitude, quit talking to me.

It is better to let everyone think you are stupid, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.

I'm so cute, I should wear a warning.

With this smile, I can get away with everything.

Born free!! Now I'm expensive.

I'm open to suggestions, just not to taking them.

I think, therefore I am single.
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May 12, 2010 10:34 AM CST Sassy Sayings and Quotes
wonderworker
wonderworkerwonderworkercosby, Tennessee USA201 Threads 2 Polls 1,883 Posts
Things are more like Right Now than they've ever been before.

Hi Sassy.Coffee?
cool
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May 12, 2010 10:39 AM CST Sassy Sayings and Quotes
sassy49senior
sassy49seniorsassy49seniorItty Bitty, Nebraska USA274 Threads 4,632 Posts
wonderworker: Things are more like Right Now than they've ever been before.

Hi Sassy.Coffee?



Good morning WW, I am drinking my coffee as we type. Would you like to join me for a fresh cup and some well intentioned banter?wink
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May 12, 2010 10:41 AM CST Sassy Sayings and Quotes
wonderworker
wonderworkerwonderworkercosby, Tennessee USA201 Threads 2 Polls 1,883 Posts
sassy49senior: Good morning WW, I am drinking my coffee as we type. Would you like to join me for a fresh cup and some well intentioned banter?

Go for it.
I'm a thread-killer this morning.Not just my own either.
cool
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