A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes."
The man says "Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank account."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand. He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and abright red brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him. He continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible to women."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates.
BillyFatwasSouth Coast, New South Wales Australia264 Posts
BillyFatwasSouth Coast, New South Wales Australia264 posts
patmac: A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes."
The man says "Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank account."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand. He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and abright red brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him. He continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible to women."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates.
That genie is a busy man
There were three blokes stranded on a deserted island and they too came across that same bottle. Out comes the genie and grants each of them one wish.
"I want to be back home in Australia with my wife and kids" asks the first one.
Phoof! A flash of light and he's gone.
"Can you send me to Vegas with a million bucks?' says the second bloke.
Again..... Phoof! Another flash of light and he's also gone.
The genie turns to the last one. "And what is your wish?"
The bloke thinks for a couple of seconds and replies, "I'm suddenly feeling so lonely. Can I have my mates back?!"
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picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie
says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will
grant you three wishes."
The man says "Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly
what I want. First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank
account."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account
numbers appears in his hand. He continues, "Next, I want a brand
new red Ferrari right here."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and abright red brand-new Ferrari
appears right next to him. He continues, "Finally, I want to be
irresistible to women."
Phoof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of
chocolates.