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Jun 4, 2010 7:30 AM CST Oh Genie
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He
picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie
says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will
grant you three wishes."

The man says "Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly
what I want. First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank
account."

Phoof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account
numbers appears in his hand. He continues, "Next, I want a brand
new red Ferrari right here."

Phoof! There is a flash of light and abright red brand-new Ferrari
appears right next to him. He continues, "Finally, I want to be
irresistible to women."

Phoof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of
chocolates.
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Jun 4, 2010 7:35 AM CST Oh Genie
trulee01
trulee01trulee01lake worth, Florida USA49 Threads 1 Polls 2,406 Posts
confused That could work.gift
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Jun 4, 2010 7:39 AM CST Oh Genie
Amenda
AmendaAmendashenyang, Liaoning China84 Threads 2,867 Posts
oh...my... what a pity!!doh rolling on the floor laughing

why? they like chocolates that much? I don't .....that will make me gain weight.....grin
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Jun 4, 2010 7:42 AM CST Oh Genie
viva007
viva007viva007HYDERABAD, Telangana India41 Threads 8 Polls 7,447 Posts
Amenda: oh...my... what a pity!!

why? they like chocolates that much? I don't .....that will make me gain weight.....
r u on a dietlaugh
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Jun 4, 2010 7:44 AM CST Oh Genie
Goddess4u
Goddess4uGoddess4uThe Capital, Greater London, England UK15 Threads 3,131 Posts
laugh

Are you saying we can't resist choccies?
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Jun 4, 2010 7:46 AM CST Oh Genie
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
Goddess4u: Are you saying we can't resist choccies?
Can't say i've ever seen a woman say no to Curly Wurlywink
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Jun 4, 2010 7:48 AM CST Oh Genie
Amenda
AmendaAmendashenyang, Liaoning China84 Threads 2,867 Posts
viva007: r u on a diet


oh...not on purpose but not like sweet things that much...but don't hate either....like to have a little but never be addicted to thatconversing
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Jun 4, 2010 7:49 AM CST Oh Genie
Goddess4u
Goddess4uGoddess4uThe Capital, Greater London, England UK15 Threads 3,131 Posts
patmac: Can't say i've ever seen a woman say no to Curly Wurly


sigh It's been so long, do they still exist?
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Jun 4, 2010 8:05 AM CST Oh Genie
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
Goddess4u: It's been so long, do they still exist?
Yep.......Gotta find them though...grin cheers
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Jun 4, 2010 8:20 AM CST Oh Genie
BillyFatwas
BillyFatwasBillyFatwasSouth Coast, New South Wales Australia264 Posts
patmac: A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He
picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie
says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will
grant you three wishes."

The man says "Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly
what I want. First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank
account."

Phoof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account
numbers appears in his hand. He continues, "Next, I want a brand
new red Ferrari right here."

Phoof! There is a flash of light and abright red brand-new Ferrari
appears right next to him. He continues, "Finally, I want to be
irresistible to women."

Phoof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of
chocolates.


That genie is a busy man

There were three blokes stranded on a deserted island and they too came across that same bottle. Out comes the genie and grants each of them one wish.

"I want to be back home in Australia with my wife and kids" asks the first one.

Phoof! A flash of light and he's gone.

"Can you send me to Vegas with a million bucks?' says the second bloke.

Again..... Phoof! Another flash of light and he's also gone.

The genie turns to the last one. "And what is your wish?"

The bloke thinks for a couple of seconds and replies, "I'm suddenly feeling so lonely. Can I have my mates back?!"
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