Sassy's Coffee & Bizarre U.S. Laws (11)
These are too funny Sassy
I have a few comments on some of them. Thanks for making my day great. I am laughing so hard over my cup of coffee right now. Cheers to you sweet lady!!
Georgia: It's illegal to change the clothes of a store front mannequin without pulling the shades first.
Maybe too many perverts walking the streets?
Iowa: One-armed piano players must play for free.
Discrimination to the handicapped for sure!
Montana: It ia a felony for a wife to open her husbands mail.
In this day and age, the husband should get the felony rap too if he opens his wife's mail...especially her email.:
South Dakota: It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
Guess if one is drunk, they might wake up smelling nastier than they could ever have imagined. OMG, where's Ambrose?
Nebraska: Bar tenders may not sell beer unless they brew a kettle of soup simultaneously.
Sassy, did you write the law on this? If so, you forgot to add that they need to also brew a pot of your famous coffee along with the soup.
Virginia: Tickling a woman is unlawful.
Addendum: Only if she isn't laughing or enjoying it immensely.
Alaska: Whispering in someones ear while he's moose hunting is prohibited.
Has anyone told this to Sarah Palin when she's out moose hunting? Does that mean that her husband better keep his distance or else risk "Go Directly To Jail, don't pass go?" Afterall, he's messing with the woman who took the vow to uphold the laws of Alaska.:roll:
I have a few comments on some of them. Thanks for making my day great. I am laughing so hard over my cup of coffee right now. Cheers to you sweet lady!! Georgia: It's illegal to change the clothes of a store front mannequin without pulling the shades first.
Maybe too many perverts walking the streets?
Iowa: One-armed piano players must play for free.
Discrimination to the handicapped for sure!
Montana: It ia a felony for a wife to open her husbands mail.
In this day and age, the husband should get the felony rap too if he opens his wife's mail...especially her email.:
South Dakota: It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
Guess if one is drunk, they might wake up smelling nastier than they could ever have imagined. OMG, where's Ambrose?
Nebraska: Bar tenders may not sell beer unless they brew a kettle of soup simultaneously.
Sassy, did you write the law on this? If so, you forgot to add that they need to also brew a pot of your famous coffee along with the soup.
Virginia: Tickling a woman is unlawful.
Addendum: Only if she isn't laughing or enjoying it immensely.
Alaska: Whispering in someones ear while he's moose hunting is prohibited.
Has anyone told this to Sarah Palin when she's out moose hunting? Does that mean that her husband better keep his distance or else risk "Go Directly To Jail, don't pass go?" Afterall, he's messing with the woman who took the vow to uphold the laws of Alaska.:roll:
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Man! can you imagine the court cases that resulted in these laws?? Too funny Sass
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venusenvy: Man! can you imagine the court cases that resulted in these laws?? Too funny Sass
Hi Venus, I was thinking about that very thing. Heck, they go to court now for a divorce if the toilet paper is rolled the wrong way.
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sassy49senior: Alabama: It's illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
Alaska: Whispering in someones ear while he's moose hunting is prohibited.
Arizona: Cutting down a cactus may earn you a 25 year prison sentence.
California: You may not eat an orange in your bathtub.
Colorado: It's unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next door neighbor.
Florida: If you tie an elephant to a parking meter,you must pay the same parking fee as you would for a vehicle.
Georgia: It's illegal to change the clothes of a store front mannequin without pulling the shades first.
Iowa: One-armed piano players must play for free.
Kentucky: Every citizen is required to take a shower once a year.
Michigan: No woman may cut her own hair without her husbands permission.
Mississippi: Walking a dog without dressing it in diapers is forbidden.
Montana: It ia a felony for a wife to open her husbands mail.
North Dakota: It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
Oklahoma: It is forbidden to take a bite out of another persons hamburger.
South Dakota: It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
Texas: You may not shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
Utah: It is illegal not to drink milk.
Virginia: Tickling a woman is unlawful.
Wyoming: Unless you have an official permit,you may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April.
And of course I can't leave out Nebraska: Bar tenders may not sell beer unless they brew a kettle of soup simultaneously.
Alaska: Whispering in someones ear while he's moose hunting is prohibited.
Arizona: Cutting down a cactus may earn you a 25 year prison sentence.
California: You may not eat an orange in your bathtub.
Colorado: It's unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next door neighbor.
Florida: If you tie an elephant to a parking meter,you must pay the same parking fee as you would for a vehicle.
Georgia: It's illegal to change the clothes of a store front mannequin without pulling the shades first.
Iowa: One-armed piano players must play for free.
Kentucky: Every citizen is required to take a shower once a year.
Michigan: No woman may cut her own hair without her husbands permission.
Mississippi: Walking a dog without dressing it in diapers is forbidden.
Montana: It ia a felony for a wife to open her husbands mail.
North Dakota: It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
Oklahoma: It is forbidden to take a bite out of another persons hamburger.
South Dakota: It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
Texas: You may not shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
Utah: It is illegal not to drink milk.
Virginia: Tickling a woman is unlawful.
Wyoming: Unless you have an official permit,you may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April.
And of course I can't leave out Nebraska: Bar tenders may not sell beer unless they brew a kettle of soup simultaneously.
I can't live in Utah then because I don't drink milk, ever. I don't like it and I am a vegan so no diary.
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blimey....what have you been up to ppl. to come up with laws like that...------ This thread is Archived ------
cherrybrandy: blimey....what have you been up to ppl. to come up with laws like that...
Hi Cherry
In todays society I'm afraid you may as well piss in the wind if you think any of these work. 
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hi Sas hope you well lovely lady
where do you find these...
excluding the last three.....
im guilty....
sue me....
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I think I broke the Virginia law a few days ago....
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mbcasey: I think I broke the Virginia law a few days ago....
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Alaska: Whispering in someones ear while he's moose hunting is prohibited.
Arizona: Cutting down a cactus may earn you a 25 year prison sentence.
California: You may not eat an orange in your bathtub.
Colorado: It's unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next door neighbor.
Florida: If you tie an elephant to a parking meter,you must pay the same parking fee as you would for a vehicle.
Georgia: It's illegal to change the clothes of a store front mannequin without pulling the shades first.
Iowa: One-armed piano players must play for free.
Kentucky: Every citizen is required to take a shower once a year.
Michigan: No woman may cut her own hair without her husbands permission.
Mississippi: Walking a dog without dressing it in diapers is forbidden.
Montana: It ia a felony for a wife to open her husbands mail.
North Dakota: It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
Oklahoma: It is forbidden to take a bite out of another persons hamburger.
South Dakota: It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
Texas: You may not shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
Utah: It is illegal not to drink milk.
Virginia: Tickling a woman is unlawful.
Wyoming: Unless you have an official permit,you may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April.
And of course I can't leave out Nebraska: Bar tenders may not sell beer unless they brew a kettle of soup simultaneously.