LIFES MYSTERY ( Archived) (4)

Well if he is in the forest then one must surmise that the forest (being of mother nature) is female.

Now, because mother nature will not actually tell you there is a problem but subtly hint that something maybe amiss (some of you men may have already experienced this behaviour.) she will keep hinting expecting the males of the species to figure it out without actually saying to him what the problem is.(ie) "If you dont know then im not going to tell you.."

This will continue until she reaches a point as to which the clues and hints in her eyes are so plainly obvious to her, (but damn obscure to the rest of mammals wandering this earth)she completely loses her rag resulting in a volcano (Outburst) followed by a torrential downpour (Tears) and if remedial action is not taken then a big freeze ensues (Silent treatment).

If the big freeze has come a knockin at your door, the remedies that seem to propogate a thawing in current conditions are as but are not limited to the following.

1. Admission by the male of complete and utter stupidity and that he is wrong (Irrespective of if he is or not) and she is always right.

2. Gifts to apologise for being so wrong (Irrespective of if he is or not).

3. Sacrificing time and dignity to go shopping or hang out with her friends because, yep, you guessed it... He was WRONG!! (Irrespective of if he is or not)

4. Relocation to the couch for sleeping purposes because he was wrong (Irrespective of if he is or not).

There are others but i dont think CS has enough server space.

Anyway, to answer the question, yes, he is wrong even if no woman is around to hear it, how you ask? simple.
Mother nature will use whats known as the secret womans telepathy to communicate to each other how wrong men were to think they were alone in the forest in the first place.

Im tired and bored and could of answered this whole thing with a simple "yes" but wheres the fun in that?