Rewrite my profile ( Archived) (88)

Aw, I love your profile. I would leave it just the way it is!!! You're welcome to go ahead and re-write mine though....

I wouldnt know where to start...
But im happy to have mine re-written.

cheers!!

About me:
I am a warm, affectionate, spontaneous, adventurous, full of fun woman with a mostly optimistic outlook on life I adore being a mom to my two boys, aged 11 & 8 but have lots of other interests too. I adore travelling and lived in San Francisco for 9 years. I've also done cooking courses, studied practical philosophy for 2 years part-time, walked on hot coals and done a tandem parachute jump. I have a strong sense of self and am confident and relaxed with a great sense of humour. I am passionate about the workshops I do and have a strong sense of loyalty for my friends and family. I am pretty tolerant and compassionate especially when it comes to children and animals! Having said that, had a tough upbringing so am streetwise and don't suffer fools gladly.

I'm looking for:
He must be confident and sure of himself and not need me to constantly give him affirmation. Someone who is relaxed and not uptight all the time is definitely appealing. I enjoy someone who is tolerant, open-minded and not rigid in his beliefs - at least able to listen, accept and even enjoy differences in people. Someone who is well read, possibly creative and able to have a good intellectual discussion from time to time would be great. I am attracted to guys who are able to express themselves emotionally and don't think that is exclusively a female domaine! Someone who realises that beautiful things are nice but it is people and relationships that are most meaningful in life... and he knows the secret to making a woman happy, i.e. treating her like she is the most precious gift in his life! If he can make me laugh, that would be great!funny and good in bed!

gosh dj, you have quite a long profile. you asked for it so here goes...


About me:
For some you have known me as Arealguy69, i closed my profile only to discover i couldnt cuz i realized "arealguy" + the numbers "69" won't get me anywhere with the nice ladies. get my username back so now i am The Wabbet...

Now on with the good stuff....


You've done the bar thing, you've done the club thing...your friends have done their best to set you up...which has only let you down, and even the guy at the supermarket who smiled at you wasn't brave enough to say hi...even after you smiled back... You've tried all manner of ways to meet that man, not just any sort of man, one that breathes life into that heart of yours, the one you gives you wings making Red Bull redundant, the one that has you strolling through your day with a smirk of delicious intent.

But, it's been a waste of time...he still eludes you, it's been a lonely road...a trail of tears...why is no one interested?...Why are all(well nearly) women beautiful??? Are you I'm starting to wonder if she's even out there? Does she exist? Will I ever find The One to have that true meaningful experience with The Wabbet? :-(

Well...there is someone for everyone, perhaps the universe is keeping someone special just for you, maybe your focus is somewhere else right now...or maybe, all the good ones went back to Mars...
Regardless, there are still some of us here them me..waiting... left for you.
I'm looking for:
You are a friendly, easy-going, relaxed, fun lady...who expects to be treated...like a lady.

An astonishing and remarkable first kiss awaits...

As always, if you feel like emailing me then go ahead... written references will be taken into consideration but are not as influencing as bribes... hehehe....
Have a great day... The Wabbet awaits...

OMFG
I swear i have tears
Thats just bloody brilliant