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plainlyjune:
Have a great day... The Wabbet awaits...
Have a great day... The Wabbet awaits...
About me:
I am June
Im not from the moon
and dont treat me like a spoon
or i'll kick you in your nuts.
Be my friend,
Be my angel,
Break my heart,
and i'll kick you in your nuts.
Make me laugh,
Make me happy
Make me cry
and i'll... well you know...
I'm looking for:
A man who is mature, smart, and funny.
Someone who can make me feel that I am really special.
I am too old for games.
I am looking for a serious man to spend my life with.
A man who is not afraid of the emotions and mush that comes along with love.
Passionate but level-headed. Someone dependable, with a good heart and mind to make everything ok.
Someone who can constantly hold my hand while walking in the rain.
Someone who values his nuts...
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I think i might rewrite my own.
About me:
I have too much money on account of the many uncles that have died in other continents while working for oil companies, and the lotteries i have won.
So, with this in mind, i want to help all those women who have sick or dying relatives, I want to pay for their treatment i really do.
If you are so In love with me and cant wait to start our new life together, please, by all means leave your email address here and i will send you money "To buy a airline ticket with" so we can finally be together!
What Im Looking for:
Someone who is flexible with the truth.
Someone who has no problem with the extraction and funneling of ill gotten gains.
Someone who knows enough about a computer to be able to send an email and post a fake pic, but cannot write a coherent sentence.
Someone who doesnt exist.
About me:
I have too much money on account of the many uncles that have died in other continents while working for oil companies, and the lotteries i have won.
So, with this in mind, i want to help all those women who have sick or dying relatives, I want to pay for their treatment i really do.
If you are so In love with me and cant wait to start our new life together, please, by all means leave your email address here and i will send you money "To buy a airline ticket with" so we can finally be together!
What Im Looking for:
Someone who is flexible with the truth.
Someone who has no problem with the extraction and funneling of ill gotten gains.
Someone who knows enough about a computer to be able to send an email and post a fake pic, but cannot write a coherent sentence.
Someone who doesnt exist.
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deadbutwhy: About me:
(I get vertigo)
(I get vertigo)
in a nutshell!
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DjWabbet:
Someone who values his nuts...
Someone who values his nuts...
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DjWabbet: Awww... shucks June...
WabbetAbout me:
For some you have known me as Arealguy69, i closed my profile only to discover i couldnt get my username back so now i am The Wabbet...Which makes perfect sense since I boink like one... 46 times a day!!!
You've done the bar thing, you've done the club thing and found that bars and clubs make poor substitutes to good old fashioned hiding in a corner and hoping no-one sees you...your friends have done their best to set you up, in which they usually commit some crime and you get the blame.
Even the guy at the supermarket who smiled at you wasn't brave enough to say hi, he just looked into your cart and took out the good bikkies.
You've tried all manner of ways to meet that man, not just any sort of man, but the one who rides a white horse, the one who wears the silver armor
one that breathes life into that heart of yours, yes a cpr specialist
The one you gives you wings, meaning that he goes and buys you Always when you need it.
But, it's been a waste of time...he still eludes you. You really should try a better brand of rope.
Well...there is someone for everyone,
And if you act now, call in today, You too can have your someone.
With the low low price of 14.95 plus shipping and handling You can have you very own wabbet!!!
Easy to feed, easy to care for, all I need is those good bikkies some shredded papers and all the carrots I can eat!
I'm looking for:
Someone who likes animals, especially small furry ones with big ears and a penchant for carrots
An astonishing and remarkable bunny hug awaits.
Not inclusive to northern territories in where a bunny hug is a hooded sweater.
As always, if you feel like emailing me, remember no more elmer fudd jokes, it's duck season!!!
Have a great day...
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Raven0: Wabbet
About me:
For some you have known me as Arealguy69, i closed my profile only to discover i couldnt get my username back so now i am The Wabbet...Which makes perfect sense since I boink like one... 46 times a day!!!
You've done the bar thing, you've done the club thing and found that bars and clubs make poor substitutes to good old fashioned hiding in a corner and hoping no-one sees you...your friends have done their best to set you up, in which they usually commit some crime and you get the blame.
Even the guy at the supermarket who smiled at you wasn't brave enough to say hi, he just looked into your cart and took out the good bikkies.
You've tried all manner of ways to meet that man, not just any sort of man, but the one who rides a white horse, the one who wears the silver armor
one that breathes life into that heart of yours, yes a cpr specialist
The one you gives you wings, meaning that he goes and buys you Always when you need it.
But, it's been a waste of time...he still eludes you. You really should try a better brand of rope.
Well...there is someone for everyone,
And if you act now, call in today, You too can have your someone.
With the low low price of 14.95 plus shipping and handling You can have you very own wabbet!!!
Easy to feed, easy to care for, all I need is those good bikkies some shredded papers and all the carrots I can eat!
I'm looking for:
Someone who likes animals, especially small furry ones with big ears and a penchant for carrots
An astonishing and remarkable bunny hug awaits.
Not inclusive to northern territories in where a bunny hug is a hooded sweater.
As always, if you feel like emailing me, remember no more elmer fudd jokes, it's duck season!!!
Have a great day...
About me:
For some you have known me as Arealguy69, i closed my profile only to discover i couldnt get my username back so now i am The Wabbet...Which makes perfect sense since I boink like one... 46 times a day!!!
You've done the bar thing, you've done the club thing and found that bars and clubs make poor substitutes to good old fashioned hiding in a corner and hoping no-one sees you...your friends have done their best to set you up, in which they usually commit some crime and you get the blame.
Even the guy at the supermarket who smiled at you wasn't brave enough to say hi, he just looked into your cart and took out the good bikkies.
You've tried all manner of ways to meet that man, not just any sort of man, but the one who rides a white horse, the one who wears the silver armor
one that breathes life into that heart of yours, yes a cpr specialist
The one you gives you wings, meaning that he goes and buys you Always when you need it.
But, it's been a waste of time...he still eludes you. You really should try a better brand of rope.
Well...there is someone for everyone,
And if you act now, call in today, You too can have your someone.
With the low low price of 14.95 plus shipping and handling You can have you very own wabbet!!!
Easy to feed, easy to care for, all I need is those good bikkies some shredded papers and all the carrots I can eat!
I'm looking for:
Someone who likes animals, especially small furry ones with big ears and a penchant for carrots
An astonishing and remarkable bunny hug awaits.
Not inclusive to northern territories in where a bunny hug is a hooded sweater.
As always, if you feel like emailing me, remember no more elmer fudd jokes, it's duck season!!!
Have a great day...
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Ok guys.... you can have a good at mine....
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xxfrecklesxx: Ok guys.... you can have a good at mine....
oh Please no frecks
fingers ready omg where do i start
i cant honest
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Raven0: Wabbet
About me:
For some you have known me as Arealguy69, i closed my profile only to discover i couldnt get my username back so now i am The Wabbet...Which makes perfect sense since I boink like one... 46 times a day!!!
You've done the bar thing, you've done the club thing and found that bars and clubs make poor substitutes to good old fashioned hiding in a corner and hoping no-one sees you...your friends have done their best to set you up, in which they usually commit some crime and you get the blame.
Even the guy at the supermarket who smiled at you wasn't brave enough to say hi, he just looked into your cart and took out the good bikkies.
You've tried all manner of ways to meet that man, not just any sort of man, but the one who rides a white horse, the one who wears the silver armor
one that breathes life into that heart of yours, yes a cpr specialist
The one you gives you wings, meaning that he goes and buys you Always when you need it.
But, it's been a waste of time...he still eludes you. You really should try a better brand of rope.
Well...there is someone for everyone,
And if you act now, call in today, You too can have your someone.
With the low low price of 14.95 plus shipping and handling You can have you very own wabbet!!!
Easy to feed, easy to care for, all I need is those good bikkies some shredded papers and all the carrots I can eat!
I'm looking for:
Someone who likes animals, especially small furry ones with big ears and a penchant for carrots
An astonishing and remarkable bunny hug awaits.
Not inclusive to northern territories in where a bunny hug is a hooded sweater.
As always, if you feel like emailing me, remember no more elmer fudd jokes, it's duck season!!!
Have a great day...
About me:
For some you have known me as Arealguy69, i closed my profile only to discover i couldnt get my username back so now i am The Wabbet...Which makes perfect sense since I boink like one... 46 times a day!!!
You've done the bar thing, you've done the club thing and found that bars and clubs make poor substitutes to good old fashioned hiding in a corner and hoping no-one sees you...your friends have done their best to set you up, in which they usually commit some crime and you get the blame.
Even the guy at the supermarket who smiled at you wasn't brave enough to say hi, he just looked into your cart and took out the good bikkies.
You've tried all manner of ways to meet that man, not just any sort of man, but the one who rides a white horse, the one who wears the silver armor
one that breathes life into that heart of yours, yes a cpr specialist
The one you gives you wings, meaning that he goes and buys you Always when you need it.
But, it's been a waste of time...he still eludes you. You really should try a better brand of rope.
Well...there is someone for everyone,
And if you act now, call in today, You too can have your someone.
With the low low price of 14.95 plus shipping and handling You can have you very own wabbet!!!
Easy to feed, easy to care for, all I need is those good bikkies some shredded papers and all the carrots I can eat!
I'm looking for:
Someone who likes animals, especially small furry ones with big ears and a penchant for carrots
An astonishing and remarkable bunny hug awaits.
Not inclusive to northern territories in where a bunny hug is a hooded sweater.
As always, if you feel like emailing me, remember no more elmer fudd jokes, it's duck season!!!
Have a great day...
EXCELLENT!
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lushguy4you: oh Please no frecks
fingers ready omg where do i start i cant honest
fingers ready omg where do i start i cant honest
hehe.... I cant wait to see what you put... but its bound to mention height!!!!
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I gotta go make pancakes, i'll do some rewrites when i come back..
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xxfrecklesxx: Ok guys.... you can have a good at mine....
About me:Im a 'happy go lucky' postive person, I own 42 4-leaf clovers, 16 horseshoes not currently on horses and 84 rabbits feet... still on the rabbits because 4 feet are sure better then 1..who wants a nice easy life with no stress...So if I don't win the lotto I'll just steal from my neighbours until I do. You interested in a birdhouse?
... (or with Mr Right-now, 'IF' I decide to let him out of the basement prison... but he's been bad... very bad)
.
Im originally from the UK (Nottingham) but Ive been living in Spain for nearly 6 years the extradition laws are pretty good here, and I have no intention to moving back I don't do well in dungeons..
Im often in the Forums.. so if you want to get to know what im like.. you can find me there...usually baiting others until they slip up, then posting 14 emotes of the rolling on the floor emote.
I'm looking for:
.
.
I have a thing for tall men and nice hair,Basketball players who aren't bald are a-ok in my books... plus they have all that money!!!
Handsome 'in my eyes' as mutual attraction is important to me, that means if you aren't handsome then you better have alot of cash to compinsate!
wicked smile ( the more teeth then better )
must have great sense of humour ( laugh at ALL my jokes!)
tactile, and not afraid to show his feelings ( cry when I hit you )
prefer non-smoker, ( when you catch on fire I don't want my curtains ruined )
...if you like animals and the outdoors ( I'm asking you to like liveing in the barn )
then we will get on, aged between 37-49 ( those are lucky lotto numbers)
..
.
.
If you have no photo, then sorry I wont reply, I can't tell if you're good luck if I can't see you.
( all in good humour )
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Raven0: About me:
Im a 'happy go lucky' postive person, I own 42 4-leaf clovers, 16 horseshoes not currently on horses and 84 rabbits feet... still on the rabbits because 4 feet are sure better then 1..who wants a nice easy life with no stress...So if I don't win the lotto I'll just steal from my neighbours until I do. You interested in a birdhouse?
... (or with Mr Right-now, 'IF' I decide to let him out of the basement prison... but he's been bad... very bad)
.
Im originally from the UK (Nottingham) but Ive been living in Spain for nearly 6 years the extradition laws are pretty good here, and I have no intention to moving back I don't do well in dungeons..
Im often in the Forums.. so if you want to get to know what im like.. you can find me there...usually baiting others until they slip up, then posting 14 emotes of the rolling on the floor emote.
I'm looking for:
.
.
I have a thing for tall men and nice hair,Basketball players who aren't bald are a-ok in my books... plus they have all that money!!!
Handsome 'in my eyes' as mutual attraction is important to me, that means if you aren't handsome then you better have alot of cash to compinsate!
wicked smile ( the more teeth then better )
must have great sense of humour ( laugh at ALL my jokes!)
tactile, and not afraid to show his feelings ( cry when I hit you )
prefer non-smoker, ( when you catch on fire I don't want my curtains ruined )
...if you like animals and the outdoors ( I'm asking you to like liveing in the barn )
then we will get on, aged between 37-49 ( those are lucky lotto numbers)
..
.
.
If you have no photo, then sorry I wont reply, I can't tell if you're good luck if I can't see you.
( all in good humour )
Im a 'happy go lucky' postive person, I own 42 4-leaf clovers, 16 horseshoes not currently on horses and 84 rabbits feet... still on the rabbits because 4 feet are sure better then 1..who wants a nice easy life with no stress...So if I don't win the lotto I'll just steal from my neighbours until I do. You interested in a birdhouse?
... (or with Mr Right-now, 'IF' I decide to let him out of the basement prison... but he's been bad... very bad)
.
Im originally from the UK (Nottingham) but Ive been living in Spain for nearly 6 years the extradition laws are pretty good here, and I have no intention to moving back I don't do well in dungeons..
Im often in the Forums.. so if you want to get to know what im like.. you can find me there...usually baiting others until they slip up, then posting 14 emotes of the rolling on the floor emote.
I'm looking for:
.
.
I have a thing for tall men and nice hair,Basketball players who aren't bald are a-ok in my books... plus they have all that money!!!
Handsome 'in my eyes' as mutual attraction is important to me, that means if you aren't handsome then you better have alot of cash to compinsate!
wicked smile ( the more teeth then better )
must have great sense of humour ( laugh at ALL my jokes!)
tactile, and not afraid to show his feelings ( cry when I hit you )
prefer non-smoker, ( when you catch on fire I don't want my curtains ruined )
...if you like animals and the outdoors ( I'm asking you to like liveing in the barn )
then we will get on, aged between 37-49 ( those are lucky lotto numbers)
..
.
.
If you have no photo, then sorry I wont reply, I can't tell if you're good luck if I can't see you.
( all in good humour )
oh im So going to have to steal some of that..
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kezza007: Great idea....
Funny as
Funny as
About me:
Kezza,
Sleek, elegant, refined.
Low milage on the clock
Has a spacious boot
Two front airbags
An engine that purrs
And a ride that you wont believe...
Understated...
Uncompromising.
I'm looking for:
A driver with skilful hands
One that will help her caress every corner
Float over every bump
Handle her with ease in the wet
Drive her hard and fast, or slow and easy
Treat her well and enjoy the drive of your life.
Have a nice day... Kez
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xxfrecklesxx: hehe.... I cant wait to see what you put... but its bound to mention height!!!!
well your WRONG again
im saying nothing i value our friendship
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OMG you guys are awesome...This is the funniest...ROFLMA
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deadbutwhy: About me:
I am innocent, really I am. I'm only in this place because of a clerical error.My time on the systems computers vary, when I'm allowed to mingle with the rest of the population here. Usually every few months when I'm not put back in the 'room'.
Though if you write me often enough, you just might be able to come here for a conjugal visit. I would really really like that.
The pillows are scratchy.
I'm looking for:
The kind of person who has enough money for an excellent lawyer doesn't know who she is and what she wants so it's easier for me to get her to believe that I really didn't do it... really.. I didn't do it. I was framed I tells ya, FRAMED!
She should enjoy friendly banter, ocassional vandilism and lots and lots of time when I'm away on business.
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Would you please destroy mine I mean improve it
I am a Caring, Decent, Monogamous, Strong and Romantic LATINA with an OPTIMISTIC way of living. I am minimalist for the material world and into healthful cuisine Mexican and Italian included. My passion is to travel, to explore the world, art museums, music (Italian Pop, Jazz, Opera, Classical, World....) I do love outdoor sports, gatherings with friends, foreign films...
I'm looking for: REAL ROMANCE, not into Long Distance Relationship and I would consider relocating, distance, language not a problem (Spanish, English, Italian and avid to talk the language of love). Looking for an Imperfect man for an Imperfect woman!... a man, who can notice fresh cut flowers on the table, someone whose HEART is bigger than his ego, from whom I could mirror myself.
I am a Caring, Decent, Monogamous, Strong and Romantic LATINA with an OPTIMISTIC way of living. I am minimalist for the material world and into healthful cuisine Mexican and Italian included. My passion is to travel, to explore the world, art museums, music (Italian Pop, Jazz, Opera, Classical, World....) I do love outdoor sports, gatherings with friends, foreign films...
I'm looking for: REAL ROMANCE, not into Long Distance Relationship and I would consider relocating, distance, language not a problem (Spanish, English, Italian and avid to talk the language of love). Looking for an Imperfect man for an Imperfect woman!... a man, who can notice fresh cut flowers on the table, someone whose HEART is bigger than his ego, from whom I could mirror myself.
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lifeisadream: Would you please destroy mine I mean improve it
I am a Caring, Decent, Monogamous, Strong and Romantic LATINA with an OPTIMISTIC way of living. I am minimalist for the material world and into healthful cuisine Mexican and Italian included. My passion is to travel, to explore the world, art museums, music (Italian Pop, Jazz, Opera, Classical, World....) I do love outdoor sports, gatherings with friends, foreign films...
I'm looking for: REAL ROMANCE, not into Long Distance Relationship and I would consider relocating, distance, language not a problem (Spanish, English, Italian and avid to talk the language of love). Looking for an Imperfect man for an Imperfect woman!... a man, who can notice fresh cut flowers on the table, someone whose HEART is bigger than his ego, from whom I could mirror myself.
You just change from LATINA to MAMACITA and its perfect I am a Caring, Decent, Monogamous, Strong and Romantic LATINA with an OPTIMISTIC way of living. I am minimalist for the material world and into healthful cuisine Mexican and Italian included. My passion is to travel, to explore the world, art museums, music (Italian Pop, Jazz, Opera, Classical, World....) I do love outdoor sports, gatherings with friends, foreign films...
I'm looking for: REAL ROMANCE, not into Long Distance Relationship and I would consider relocating, distance, language not a problem (Spanish, English, Italian and avid to talk the language of love). Looking for an Imperfect man for an Imperfect woman!... a man, who can notice fresh cut flowers on the table, someone whose HEART is bigger than his ego, from whom I could mirror myself.
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See if you can make it as funny or as romantic as possible..
So seeing as im here first, away you go ladies...
Great idea....
Funny as