funny stories (21)
ive way too many 
there gruesome too so may not reveal them here
and no they dont involve me
there gruesome too so may not reveal them here
and no they dont involve me
foxyhobnobo: ive way too many
there gruesome too so may not reveal them here
and no they dont involve me
there gruesome too so may not reveal them here
and no they dont involve me
c'mon. we need entertaining.
foxyhobnobo: ive way too many
there gruesome too so may not reveal them here
and no they dont involve me
there gruesome too so may not reveal them here
and no they dont involve me
ah come on now
blipper2000: a pal of mine was out one night (and no it wasnt me)
its an age old story
boy meets girl
they have drinks
girl brings boy back to her place for some lovin
so the next morning they wake up and cuddle
he gets up and gets dressed and she asks him where hes goin ,
thinking quickly on his feet he says
"im just goin to get ciggies "
and she says
"get me a pack while yer at it ,heres some money"
you can guess the rest
he jumps into the first taxi he sees never to be seen again
its an age old story
boy meets girl
they have drinks
girl brings boy back to her place for some lovin
so the next morning they wake up and cuddle
he gets up and gets dressed and she asks him where hes goin ,
thinking quickly on his feet he says
"im just goin to get ciggies "
and she says
"get me a pack while yer at it ,heres some money"
you can guess the rest
he jumps into the first taxi he sees never to be seen again
Is that where you went?
I was gagging for a smoke all morning!
well i dont know if its a funny story or not.. but in class one day.. i got the giggles and couldnt stop laughing now i mean.. the instructor was well pissed off that i wudnt shut the hell up so i went outside to calm down..
Came back in about ten mins later..... i started again.. it was over something totally random..
the whole class then were in stitches laughing at me laughin..
i love those days..
so i went outside to calm down.. Came back in about ten mins later..... i started again.. it was over something totally random..
the whole class then were in stitches laughing at me laughin..
i love those days..
foxyhobnobo: ive way too many
there gruesome too so may not reveal them here
and no they dont involve me
there gruesome too so may not reveal them here
and no they dont involve me
blipper2000: a pal of mine was out one night (and no it wasnt me)
its an age old story
boy meets girl
they have drinks
girl brings boy back to her place for some lovin
so the next morning they wake up and cuddle
he gets up and gets dressed and she asks him where hes goin ,
thinking quickly on his feet he says
"im just goin to get ciggies "
and she says
"get me a pack while yer at it ,heres some money"
you can guess the rest
he jumps into the first taxi he sees never to be seen again
its an age old story
boy meets girl
they have drinks
girl brings boy back to her place for some lovin
so the next morning they wake up and cuddle
he gets up and gets dressed and she asks him where hes goin ,
thinking quickly on his feet he says
"im just goin to get ciggies "
and she says
"get me a pack while yer at it ,heres some money"
you can guess the rest
he jumps into the first taxi he sees never to be seen again
one of my lad friends was out one night met a girl they decided to get a hotel room anyway at 6 in the morning the girl up and leaves leaving him with the bill and stole his wallet
lesson learnt me thinks
smilingalways: one of my lad friends was out one night met a girl they decided to get a hotel room anyway at 6 in the morning the girl up and leaves leaving him with the bill and stole his wallet
lesson learnt me thinks
It was you wasn't it? lesson learnt me thinks
Jellybeen: Is that where you went?
I was gagging for a smoke all morning!
I was gagging for a smoke all morning!
theyre bad for yer health anyway
and so am i
smilingalways: one of my lad friends was out one night met a girl they decided to get a hotel room anyway at 6 in the morning the girl up and leaves leaving him with the bill and stole his wallet
lesson learnt me thinks
lesson learnt me thinks
i allways sleep with one eye open
I spent 10 minutes typing an awful night I had with a girl
and when I was finished I thought nah Im not posting that
and when I was finished I thought nah Im not posting that
Alpha01: It was you wasn't it?
naw dont do one nighters
but i would of taken his clothes aswell if it was meAlpha01: It was you wasn't it?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
My sister works in an x-ray dept in a large Dublin hospital.
A couple came in for x-ray... together!
His penile ring had gotten itself looped on her IUD.
After much giggling and scratching of heads she had to guide them through twists and turns while watching the x-ray screen to release them.
A couple came in for x-ray... together!
His penile ring had gotten itself looped on her IUD.
After much giggling and scratching of heads she had to guide them through twists and turns while watching the x-ray screen to release them.
LusciousLibra: My sister works in an x-ray dept in a large Dublin hospital.
A couple came in for x-ray... together!
His penile ring had gotten itself looped on her IUD.
After much giggling and scratching of heads she had to guide them through twists and turns while watching the x-ray screen to release them.
A couple came in for x-ray... together!
His penile ring had gotten itself looped on her IUD.
After much giggling and scratching of heads she had to guide them through twists and turns while watching the x-ray screen to release them.
video footage ? ha ha
LusciousLibra: My sister works in an x-ray dept in a large Dublin hospital.
A couple came in for x-ray... together!
His penile ring had gotten itself looped on her IUD.
After much giggling and scratching of heads she had to guide them through twists and turns while watching the x-ray screen to release them.
A couple came in for x-ray... together!
His penile ring had gotten itself looped on her IUD.
After much giggling and scratching of heads she had to guide them through twists and turns while watching the x-ray screen to release them.
good jayses
oh man
mother of god
im sooooooooooo glad you shared that story
wheres the leg?
yer killin me
Jellybeen: Do you come with a government health warning too?
theres been some legislation involving me alright
PASSION8MAN: video footage ? ha ha
Actually there probably is
The hospital keeps all their x-ray stuff on CD-Rom! Must ask her!
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its an age old story
boy meets girl
they have drinks
girl brings boy back to her place for some lovin
so the next morning they wake up and cuddle
he gets up and gets dressed and she asks him where hes goin ,
thinking quickly on his feet he says
"im just goin to get ciggies "
and she says
"get me a pack while yer at it ,heres some money"
you can guess the rest
he jumps into the first taxi he sees never to be seen again