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patmac: An old couple go to the doctor.
The old man goes first to have his physical.
When the doctor is done with him,he sends the old man back into the waiting room and calls the old woman in.
The doctor tells her ," before we proceed with your examination ,I would like to talk to you about your husband first."
The old women says ," Oh no it’s his heart . I told him to lay off the eggs ."
The Doctor says,"Well, I asked your husband how he was feeling and he told me he felt great.He said when he got up to go to the bathroom, he opened the door and God turned the light on for him . When he was done, he would shut the door ans God would turn the light off for him."
The old woman responded ," Damn it , he’s peeing in the fridge again
The old man goes first to have his physical.
When the doctor is done with him,he sends the old man back into the waiting room and calls the old woman in.
The doctor tells her ," before we proceed with your examination ,I would like to talk to you about your husband first."
The old women says ," Oh no it’s his heart . I told him to lay off the eggs ."
The Doctor says,"Well, I asked your husband how he was feeling and he told me he felt great.He said when he got up to go to the bathroom, he opened the door and God turned the light on for him . When he was done, he would shut the door ans God would turn the light off for him."
The old woman responded ," Damn it , he’s peeing in the fridge again
lol .... you'd think he'd notice the "cold air"!!
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The old man goes first to have his physical.
When the doctor is done with him,he sends the old man back into the waiting room and calls the old woman in.
The doctor tells her ," before we proceed with your examination ,I would like to talk to you about your husband first."
The old women says ," Oh no it’s his heart . I told him to lay off the eggs ."
The Doctor says,"Well, I asked your husband how he was feeling and he told me he felt great.He said when he got up to go to the bathroom, he opened the door and God turned the light on for him . When he was done, he would shut the door ans God would turn the light off for him."
The old woman responded ," Damn it , he’s peeing in the fridge again