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Aug 13, 2010 5:25 PM CST SHAKE IT BABY
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
A woman goes into the doctors and asks,

'Doctor, whats the quickest and easiest exercise I can do to lose weight?'

The doctor looks her up and down, scratches his chin and nods in a display of understanding and concern. He then looks up at the woman and says,

'Ok, I think the best thing for you at the moment is to simply shake you head from side to side'

'Oh really?' says the woman. 'That sounds easy, how often should I do that doctor?'

'Every time you're offered food you fat cnut' says the doctor.
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Aug 13, 2010 5:27 PM CST SHAKE IT BABY
scouting4girls
scouting4girlsscouting4girlsliverpool, Merseyside, England UK2 Threads 178 Posts
In response to: A woman goes into the doctors and asks,

'Doctor, whats the quickest and easiest exercise I can do to lose weight?'

The doctor looks her up and down, scratches his chin and nods in a display of understanding and concern. He then looks up at the woman and says,

'Ok, I think the best thing for you at the moment is to simply shake you head from side to side'

'Oh really?' says the woman. 'That sounds easy, how often should I do that doctor?'

'Every time you're offered food you fat cnut' says the doctor.
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Aug 13, 2010 5:32 PM CST SHAKE IT BABY
starshinebright
starshinebrightstarshinebrightRiverside, California USA189 Threads 1 Polls 6,305 Posts
eeewwwwwwwwww........rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 13, 2010 5:35 PM CST SHAKE IT BABY
Amity
AmityAmityDodging Daggers, Wiltshire, England UK49 Threads 6,217 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thats so wrong...but omg hahahaa
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Aug 13, 2010 5:35 PM CST SHAKE IT BABY
cincity
cincitycincitytoronto, Ontario Canada9 Threads 2,496 Posts
Omg lmfao rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 13, 2010 5:40 PM CST SHAKE IT BABY
starshinebright
starshinebrightstarshinebrightRiverside, California USA189 Threads 1 Polls 6,305 Posts
Amity: thats so wrong...but omg hahahaa


Hey gorgeous!wave bouquet
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Aug 13, 2010 11:43 PM CST SHAKE IT BABY
dedunu
dedunudedunuColombo, Western Sri Lanka3 Threads 54 Posts
patmac: A woman goes into the doctors and asks,

'Doctor, whats the quickest and easiest exercise I can do to lose weight?'

The doctor looks her up and down, scratches his chin and nods in a display of understanding and concern. He then looks up at the woman and says,

'Ok, I think the best thing for you at the moment is to simply shake you head from side to side'

'Oh really?' says the woman. 'That sounds easy, how often should I do that doctor?'

'Every time you're offered food you fat cnut' says the doctor.


Loved it Pat. I think I will follow the docs advice though I'm not a fat....yetthumbs up
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Aug 14, 2010 12:00 AM CST SHAKE IT BABY
arafathm
arafathmarafathmColombo, Western Sri Lanka2 Posts
Once upon time me too do like this
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Aug 14, 2010 12:18 AM CST SHAKE IT BABY
Jake_J
Jake_JJake_JCurrently in Zurich, Sri Lanka4 Threads 179 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Oh, that's good
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