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> Subject: Three men
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> > >>> Three men were hiking through a forest when
> they came
> > >>> upon a large raging violent river.
> > >>>
> > >>> Needing to get on the other side, the first
> man
> > >>> prayed, God, please give me the strength to
> cross the
> > >>> river.Poof!
> > >>>
> > >>> God gave him big arms and strong legs and he
> was able
> > >>> to swim across in about 2 hours, having
> almost
> > >>> drowned twice.
> > >>>
> > >>> After witnessing that, the second man prayed,
> God,
> > >>> please give me strength and the tools to
> cross the
> > >>> river.Poof!
> > >>>
> > >>> God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and
> strong legs
> > >>> and he was able to row across in about an
> hour after
> > >>> almost capsizing once.
> > >>>
> > >>> Seeing what happened to the first two men, the
> third
> > >>> man prayed, please give me the strength, the
> tools and
> > >>> the intelligence to cross this river.
> > >>>
> > >>> Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked
> the map,
> > >>> hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked
> across
> > >>> the bridge.
> > >>>
> > >>> TO WOMEN WHO NEED A
> GOOD LAUGH