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'Doctor, whats the quickest and easiest exercise I can do to lose weight?'
The doctor looks her up and down, scratches his chin and nods in a display of understanding and concern. He then looks up at the woman and says,
'Ok, I think the best thing for you at the moment is to simply shake you head from side to side'
'Oh really?' says the woman. 'That sounds easy, how often should I do that doctor?'
'Every time you're offered food you fat cnut' says the doctor.