MAZETOV ( Archived) (4)

Kitty, Freda and Hannah are in Shalom Hospital’s maternity unit, each of them awaiting news of their own daughter’s impending birth. Soon, a nurse goes over to Kitty and says, "Mrs Levy, I have wonderful news for you. Your daughter has just given birth to twins. She’s fine and you’re now the bubbeh of two lovely healthy boys. Mazeltov!"
As Kitty gets up to leave, she turns to Freda and Hannah and says, "Oy, what good news I’ve just heard. My daughter Natalie has just given birth to twins. But what’s very strange about it is that my son-in-law works for the Twin Brothers fish restaurant."
Later, a nurse goes over to Freda and says, "Mazeltov to you Mrs Gold. Your daughter has just given birth to triplets. She’s fine and you’re now the bubbeh of three lovely healthy girls."
As Freda gets up to leave, she turns to Hannah and says, "Oy, what good news I’ve just heard. My daughter Suzy has just given birth to triplets. But what’s strange is that my son-in-law works for the Triple Valleys Water Company."
On hearing this, Hannah gets up and says, "Oy Veh! I’m going to leave with you."
"Why?" asks Freda.



"Because my son-in-law works for Seven-Up."

Not bad for a Saturday night pat..

Would have been better if I spelt MAZELTOV right