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patmac: *In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room where a family member lay gravely ill,The doctor came in looking tired and somber.
"I’m sorry ,But i’m the bearer of some bad new’,"He said as he surveyed the worried faces.
The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant,I must tell you that it’s an experimental procedure,And it’s very risky,But it is the only hope your relative has,Insureance will cover the procedure,But you will have to pay for the brain.
The family members sat silent as they took in the news.
After a time someone asked,"And how much will a brain cost?".
The doctor quickly responed,"£5,000 for a male btain,And £200 for a female brain".
The moment turned awkward.
Some of the men actually had to ’TRY’ not to smile,They were avoiding eye contact with the women.
A man unable to hold his curiosity finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask.
"why is the male brain so much more than a female brain?".
The doctor smile at the chilsish inocence and explained to the entire group.
"It’s just a standard pricing procedure,We have to price female brains a lot lower,Because they’ve been used"...
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"I’m sorry ,But i’m the bearer of some bad new’,"He said as he surveyed the worried faces.
The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant,I must tell you that it’s an experimental procedure,And it’s very risky,But it is the only hope your relative has,Insureance will cover the procedure,But you will have to pay for the brain.
The family members sat silent as they took in the news.
After a time someone asked,"And how much will a brain cost?".
The doctor quickly responed,"£5,000 for a male btain,And £200 for a female brain".
The moment turned awkward.
Some of the men actually had to ’TRY’ not to smile,They were avoiding eye contact with the women.
A man unable to hold his curiosity finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask.
"why is the male brain so much more than a female brain?".
The doctor smile at the chilsish inocence and explained to the entire group.
"It’s just a standard pricing procedure,We have to price female brains a lot lower,Because they’ve been used"...
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"I’m sorry ,But i’m the bearer of some bad new’,"He said as he surveyed the worried faces.
The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant,I must tell you that it’s an experimental procedure,And it’s very risky,But it is the only hope your relative has,Insureance will cover the procedure,But you will have to pay for the brain.
The family members sat silent as they took in the news.
After a time someone asked,"And how much will a brain cost?".
The doctor quickly responed,"£5,000 for a male btain,And £200 for a female brain".
The moment turned awkward.
Some of the men actually had to ’TRY’ not to smile,They were avoiding eye contact with the women.
A man unable to hold his curiosity finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask.
"why is the male brain so much more than a female brain?".
The doctor smile at the chilsish inocence and explained to the entire group.
"It’s just a standard pricing procedure,We have to price female brains a lot lower,Because they’ve been used"...
.... ....