Pecking order (64)
I love it! 
skyblue43: I was browsing a few profiles this morning and i came across this one line...." love life food drink men in that order...no time to diet no apoligies im fat and ready for love"
I can't wait to get into a relationship where i'd rank behind a ham sandwich and a glass of milk!
nah she is is refering to a big mac heavy on the garnish with guiness I can't wait to get into a relationship where i'd rank behind a ham sandwich and a glass of milk!
OR
Out to dinner, a few drinks then she's going to ravish you!
Out to dinner, a few drinks then she's going to ravish you!
FriendlyFeline: OR
Out to dinner, a few drinks then she's going to ravish you!
Out to dinner, a few drinks then she's going to ravish you!
Somehow I doubt that!! I have a mental image of one of those people that never leave the armchair and have to have the gable end of the house removed to get out years later. Lol. Have to admire her straightforward use of the English language though. Not even an attempt to say curvy or voluptuous!!
skyblue43: I was browsing a few profiles this morning and i came across this one line...." love life food drink men in that order...no time to diet no apoligies im fat and ready for love"
I can't wait to get into a relationship where i'd rank behind a ham sandwich and a glass of milk!
I can't wait to get into a relationship where i'd rank behind a ham sandwich and a glass of milk!
I recon shes looking for a feeder ..The guys who want big women even bigger....
Have a look..http://fantasyfeeder.com/cms/index.php
skyblue43: I was browsing a few profiles this morning and i came across this one line...." love life food drink men in that order...no time to diet no apoligies im fat and ready for love"
I can't wait to get into a relationship where i'd rank behind a ham sandwich and a glass of milk!
I can't wait to get into a relationship where i'd rank behind a ham sandwich and a glass of milk!
I don't think there's any need to quote my profile on a thread. What is wrong with you man???
somehow I don't think so Jellybean
Jellybeen: I don't think there's any need to quote my profile on a thread. What is wrong with you man???
Jellybeen: I don't think there's any need to quote my profile on a thread. What is wrong with you man???
Sorry, I hate to take the bit about loving travelling out! Lol
Jellybeen: Ah sure, I only travel so I can find better food!
And get a better tan!
skyblue43: I was browsing a few profiles this morning and i came across this one line...." love life food drink men in that order...no time to diet no apoligies im fat and ready for love"
I can't wait to get into a relationship where i'd rank behind a ham sandwich and a glass of milk!
I can't wait to get into a relationship where i'd rank behind a ham sandwich and a glass of milk!
check out the profile mammysboy, the funniest profile i've ever read, thought i was gonna pee meself reading it
libbie1234: check out the profile mammysboy, the funniest profile i've ever read, thought i was gonna pee meself reading it
Yeah thats funny!!! But its supposed to be...
skyblue43: I was browsing a few profiles this morning and i came across this one line...." love life food drink men in that order...no time to diet no apoligies im fat and ready for love"
I can't wait to get into a relationship where i'd rank behind a ham sandwich and a glass of milk!
I can't wait to get into a relationship where i'd rank behind a ham sandwich and a glass of milk!
i dunnoo a ham sandwedge and a glass of milk sounds pretty good
would that be with or without mustard
Another one - I think its a woman confessing to being a witch, or that all women are!
"We - women are angels, just when the men broke down our wings, we have no choice as the only to sit down the broom and fly"
"We - women are angels, just when the men broke down our wings, we have no choice as the only to sit down the broom and fly"
skyblue43: Another one - I think its a woman confessing to being a witch, or that all women are!
"We - women are angels, just when the men broke down our wings, we have no choice as the only to sit down the broom and fly"
"We - women are angels, just when the men broke down our wings, we have no choice as the only to sit down the broom and fly"
What sort of women are you looking at?
I seriously think you need to change your search setting.....
Jellybeen: What sort of women are you looking at?
I seriously think you need to change your search setting.....
I seriously think you need to change your search setting.....
Oh she is only one of todays Latvian mails. There are at least 10 a day!!! Luckily this one wasn't looking for flight details and a credit card number so that she could come and marry me! The Thai teenager on the other hand has personally selected my profile from the thousands because I am so special, loving and GENEROUS and decided I should be the father of her children!!
skyblue43: Oh she is only one of todays Latvian mails. There are at least 10 a day!!! Luckily this one wasn't looking for flight details and a credit card number so that she could come and marry me! The Thai teenager on the other hand has personally selected my profile from the thousands because I am so special, loving and GENEROUS and decided I should be the father of her children!!
Wow, you must feel so special.
I had a really charming guy send me a flower and tell me that I'm stunning. He must be in to pale faces.....
That was my alter ego profile....figured you needed a boost!!!
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I can't wait to get into a relationship where i'd rank behind a ham sandwich and a glass of milk!