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Aug 21, 2010 3:02 PM CST Successful Long Marriage
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
At a synagogue in New York City, they have marriage seminars for
the community. Some are for women, some for their husbands and
some they attend together. At the men’s seminar last week, the rabbi asked Schlomo about his marriage. Schlomo replied that he had been married for almost 50 years. The rabbi was impressed and
asked him to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he
had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.

Schlomo replied to the assembled husbands, "Now, I’ve tried to
treat her nice, spend money on her, let her keep a Kosher home,
take her on trips and never look at other women. Best of all, I
took her to Israel for our 25th anniversary!"

The rabbi responded, "Schlomo, you are an amazing inspiration to
all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?"

Schlomo proudly replied, "I’m going back to Israel to pick her up."
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